Punxsutawney Phil, the King of the Groundhogs was found dead from an apparent self-inflicted gunshot wound after predicting an early spring (which has YET to get here).
After a Prosecutor in Ohio filled out a warrant for his arrest (HERE), a number of ‘people’ started looking for Phil, and he was heard to be on the lamb from PA.
Nothing was said about any ‘contract’ to get Phil, even though a ‘number’ of highly placed individuals were questioned as to their whereabouts early this morning at sunrise…
Wasn’t me. I have an alibi. I was playing golf this weekend… 🙂
I heard that Phil was found, hacked to death by an axe by agents of the Department of Homeland Security and that it was registered as a suicide even though no axe was found at the scene. I guess that much like Benghazi, we will never know the truth. As fmr SecState and presidential hopeful, Hillary Rodham Clinton said, “What does it matter?”
As with CenTexTim, I was standing under a clock next to President Obama (yes, at a golf course – where else), holding a newspaper, when the unfortunate incident occurred. I have photographic proof of my innocence so please don’t send the drone to take me out.
I know nothing…No-thing!
/schultz
Ha. Poor Phil.
At least he chose a fine handgun for the act. Is it for sale?
Just as well he did himself in . . . . wasn’t lookin’ forward to another PA trip . . . .
“I know what you’re thinking, Punx; did he fire six shots or only five? Well, in the excitement I kinda forgot, myself; but being that this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you got to ask yourself one question: do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, Punx? DO YA?”
Tim/LL- Weren’t we in the same foursome???
Murph- 🙂 Nobody knows nozzink…
Agirl- 🙂
Stephen- I’m ‘sure’ it will disappear from the evidence room soon…
Bill- LOL
Robert- ROTF!
Heh.
Snow flurries here in Atlanta (!). Glad the little rodent off’ed himself ….
wasnt me either..i was carrying little Sasha and Malias luggage to the bahamas for yet another vacation that you are paying for… lol
May I humbly suggest Robert wins round one? 🙂
Several states away as the dorks in the black Suburban parked outside will tell you.
If there is something witty left to say that hasn’t been said here, and said well, I can’t figure it.
BP- LOL, some spring eh???
JUGM- Sure, sure…
Bob- That he did!
WSF- Heh…
Ed- Well, when you consider we’re ALL wiseasses, if you don’t get in early, you’re in trouble (as I find out regularly)…
You know…Phil was right. Spring did arrive on time…but the weather didn’t follow. I think we need to get our torches, rakes and hoe’s and track down that bitch, Mother Nature.
CP- Go right ahead, I’ll back you up from over here… WELL out of lightning strike range! 😀