Remember this at Christmas time…
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa’s reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.
We should’ve known… ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
Merry Christmas everyone. I am home for Christmas in the free gun state of Pennsylvania where I was born. Seeing my mom, my sisters and my sons.
I wish you all the joy I am feeling. If it gets better than this, you will have to explain.
God Bless Our Military and our Veterans.
Merry Christmas, my friend.
Merry Christmas, Jim.
God bless you and all who frequent here.
Snicker……Merry Christmas
That story gets a lot of mileage up here. 🙂
Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas to you and yours my friend!
Merry Christmas to all! Now go enjoy your families!!! 🙂
Merry Christmas, and give Vito a treat.
Oh My Goodness! That is funny.. MERRY CHRISTMAS to you and your family!
WSF- He’s getting tennis balls… 🙂
No way am I letting my wife see that.
Have a merry Christmas”
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a Good Night!
All- Thanks and Merry Christmas to you and yours!!!
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Merry Christmas and thanks for Bloging. Oh yeah, and for writing those two fabulous books.