Almost Christmas…

Remember this at Christmas time…                                                                               

image001According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.  Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth  in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition  depicting Santa’s reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should’ve known… ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

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Almost Christmas… — 15 Comments

  1. Merry Christmas everyone. I am home for Christmas in the free gun state of Pennsylvania where I was born. Seeing my mom, my sisters and my sons.
    I wish you all the joy I am feeling. If it gets better than this, you will have to explain.

    God Bless Our Military and our Veterans.

  2. Oh My Goodness! That is funny.. MERRY CHRISTMAS to you and your family!

  3. No way am I letting my wife see that.

    Have a merry Christmas”

  4. Merry Christmas and thanks for Bloging. Oh yeah, and for writing those two fabulous books.