And more…
- The sooner you start to fall behind, the more time you will have to catch up.
- War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.
- Husar’s Law of Poker: a Smith & Wesson beats four aces.
- Husar’s Law of Guns: it is better to have a gun and not need one than to need a gun and not have one.
- You can get more with a kind word and a gun that you can get with a kind word.
- It’s not whether you win or lose that counts, but who gets the blame.
- When the going gets tough, everyone leaves.
- The optimum committee has no members.
- Nothing is ever accomplished by committee unless it consists of three members, one of whom happens to be sick and the other absent.
- Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish a reputation as an expert.
- Many receive advice, few profit from it.
- Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future.
- Hiring consultants to conduct studies can be an excellent means to turn problems into gold – your problems into their gold.
- Auditors always reject any expense account with a bottom line divisible by 5 or 10.
- Is it progress if a cannibal uses a knife and fork?
- The race is not always to the swift or the battle to the strong, but that is the way to bet.
- If you don’t know where you’re going, any road will get you there.
- Most projects start out slowly – and then sort of taper off.
- Help strikes again.
- No matter what goes wrong, there will always be somebody who knew it would.
Wise words for a Monday morning. Although judging by the faces I’m seeing at work this morning, there oughta be something in there about hangovers. 🙂
Those pushed the giggle button.
Rev- I think that one is coming… 🙂
WSF- Good!
Hey Old NFO;
Yep those are pretty good, I especially like “Husars Law of Guns”. Very appropriate.
Hee. The Law of Poker reminds me of my own law: Rock, paper, scissors – I choose gun and I win every time.
Amen