Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it’s called golf.
Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.
Money cannot buy happiness but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
You only need two tools in life: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn’t move and should, use WD-40. If it shouldn’t move and it does, use duct tape.
If you can’t fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.
Some people are like slinkies – not really good for anything but they bring a smile to you’re face when they’re pushed down the stairs.
Rust never sleeps.
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I can’t change, the courage to change the things I can change and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill because they pissed me off.
There’s only one endeavor in which you can start at the top, and that’s digging a hole.
Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard’s name.
Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you
when they’re in trouble again.
Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure you are not, in fact, merely surrounded by assholes.
God answers knee mail!
Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.
Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live
When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane
The second mouse gets the cheese.
Since it’s the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late
Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then
you won’t have a leg to stand on.
After I bought the Fiat 850 Spyder I understood the importance of buying a car that is easy to push. Also the Fiat falls into the WD-40 and Duct Tape law, as well as the hammer and electrical problems law, and in a big way, the rust never sleeps law. And yet, when the car ran, and the weather was nice, driving a Red Italian convertible was a bunch of fun.
Thanks for another trip in the Wayback Machine.
John in Philly
Hussar’s Laws definitely mean that you need to work on Grey Man 3.
Much truth here. MUCH.
Some people are educated beyond their intelligence.
The Ayatollah Obama is a prime example of this.
Hey Old NFO;
Man those are very good….The 1st one was excellent and the others are equally good.
Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard’s name.
I’ve found this to be a good one over the years.
“If you can’t fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.”
Sounds right up my alley…..
“Rust never sleeps.”
And on Fiats it never even takes a nap!
John- Oh… NOT good… I had an Abarth over in Italy for 6 months… Actually drove it about 2 months, the rest of the time was in the shop!
LL- Workin’ on it boss… 🙂
Rev- Yep!
TOL- True!
Scottie- Maybe, but we still don’t know his grades or anything else…
Bob- Yes they are, and I can’t take any credit! 🙂
drjim- LOL, yeah and the last is especially true!
All true =)
Never buy a car you can’t push
Maybe, but have taken many as trade-ins.
Keads- Oh yeah…
WSF- I can imagine… 🙂
These made me smile after a crappy day
Robert- Good point!
Rick- Good!!! 🙂
Love these, again. Keep them coming.
I wish I could convince my wife “The early worm deserves the bird.” Don’t know how I screwed up and married a morning person. . . . .
I know the feeling. My wife bounces out of bed about 0600 to get ready for work, and is flying around the house singing, doing a few minor housework things (I get to do the heavy-lifting stuff now that I’m “retired”), and making things miserable forme, as I dont even start waking up until about 1000 even if I’m out of bed!
After I bought the Fiat 850 Spyder I understood the importance of buying a car that is easy to push. Also the Fiat falls into the WD-40 and Duct Tape law, as well as the hammer and electrical problems law, and in a big way, the rust never sleeps law. And yet, when the car ran, and the weather was nice, driving a Red Italian convertible was a bunch of fun.
Thanks for another trip in the Wayback Machine.
John in Philly
Hussar’s Laws definitely mean that you need to work on Grey Man 3.
Much truth here. MUCH.
Some people are educated beyond their intelligence.
The Ayatollah Obama is a prime example of this.
Hey Old NFO;
Man those are very good….The 1st one was excellent and the others are equally good.
Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard’s name.
I’ve found this to be a good one over the years.
“If you can’t fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.”
Sounds right up my alley…..
“Rust never sleeps.”
And on Fiats it never even takes a nap!
John- Oh… NOT good… I had an Abarth over in Italy for 6 months… Actually drove it about 2 months, the rest of the time was in the shop!
LL- Workin’ on it boss… 🙂
Rev- Yep!
TOL- True!
Scottie- Maybe, but we still don’t know his grades or anything else…
Bob- Yes they are, and I can’t take any credit! 🙂
drjim- LOL, yeah and the last is especially true!
All true =)
Never buy a car you can’t push
Maybe, but have taken many as trade-ins.
Keads- Oh yeah…
WSF- I can imagine… 🙂
These made me smile after a crappy day
Robert- Good point!
Rick- Good!!! 🙂
Love these, again. Keep them coming.
I wish I could convince my wife “The early worm deserves the bird.” Don’t know how I screwed up and married a morning person. . . . .
I know the feeling. My wife bounces out of bed about 0600 to get ready for work, and is flying around the house singing, doing a few minor housework things (I get to do the heavy-lifting stuff now that I’m “retired”), and making things miserable forme, as I dont even start waking up until about 1000 even if I’m out of bed!
FF- There are a few more coming! 🙂