Husar’s Laws, Part 12…

  • I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
  • Every day I beat my own previous record for the number of consecutive days I’ve stayed alive.
  • No one ever says “It’s only a game!” when their team is winning.
  • Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes and lottery tickets are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well?
  • How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you’re on.
  • Marriage changes passion… suddenly you’re in bed with a relative.
  • Why is it that most nudist are people you don’t want to see naked?
  • Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom’s wise words: “don’t pick that up; you don’t know where it’s been!”
  • My name is laxative, I make crap happen.
  • The only reason a person hides things is because they have something to hide.
  • My wife and I had words, but I didn’t get to use mine.
  • The irony of life is that by the time you’re old enough to know your way around, you’re not going anywhere.
  • Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
  • I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.
  • Aspire to inspire before you expire.
  • You can either agree with me or be wrong.
  • All generalizations are false.
  • Learn from your parents’ mistakes – use birth control.
  • Rehab is for quitters.
  • I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.

Comments

Husar’s Laws, Part 12… — 7 Comments

  1. Yep, the marriage and relationship rules hit a little close to home.

    My wife and I are planning on children when we think we are mature enough, and our relationship is stable enough. We are sure that in another thirty five years or so, we will be there.

    John in Philly

  2. Haha. Love them. Every morning is a dawn of a new error fits me to a “t”.