You know you’re from California if:
- Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
- You make over $300,000 and still can’t afford a house.
- You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.
- Your child’s 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower.
- You can’t remember .. .is pot illegal?
- You’ve been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.
- You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown,
and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
- You can’t remember … is pot illegal?
- A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
- Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
- Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and
sunglasses who looks like George Clooney…… really IS George Clooney.
- Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
- You can’t remember …is pot illegal?
- It’s barely sprinkling rain and there’s a report on every news station: “STORM WATCH.”
- You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cells or pagers.
- Or It’s barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
- HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????
- Both you AND your dog have therapists, psychics, personal trainers and cosmetic surgeons.
- The Terminator was your governor.
If you drive illegally, they take your driver’s license. If you’re here illegally, they want to give you one.
Now I am starting the day with a smile. Thanks!
Yep.
gfa
PS – I like the numbering!
LOL! And gfa – the numbering is probably due to Common Core math…
Yes, it’s all true.
So what’s your point?
I remember spending the day sitting outside on the laundry bags in port one day watching a good, steady rain. Not a storm, just a good soaking. Except for foul weather at sea, that was the firs rain I had seen in almost two years. Nor one drop in boot camp or in Long Beach. It smelled so good, too.
John- 🙂
gfa/PH- LOL, you noticed!
LL- Sadly it is! 🙂
CP- I wonder how many wrecks they had that morning…
I can tell the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian coffee…
Of course, it also depends on the grind, and who did the roasting.
California and their 52 electoral votes can go fall into the ocean – Drunken Fraternity Brother of mine election night 2012
And they all Californiate Colorado where pot is legal.
It’s all too true … and funny. Thanks for the smile – I needed it today!
Does it count if I can tell the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian pot? And is that illegal?
Drang- Showoff! 🙂
SPE- LOL!!!
WSF- Y’all are letting them… sigh
Rev- You’re welcome!
Euripides- ROTF… 🙂
Hey Old NFO;
Thanks for the humor…but with California….truth IS stranger than fiction….
As Kate at SDA says,”O, Sweet Saint Of San Andreas,hear my prayer.”
glad i am not in California. sheesh.
Capt- Oh yeah…LOL
Brian- Be VERY glad! 🙂
Thank-you for the smile
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