You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, ‘One nation, under God..’
You might be a redneck if: You’ve never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
You might be a redneck if: You still say ‘ Christmas’ instead of ‘Winter Festival.’
You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.
You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem
You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.
You might be a redneck if: You’ve never burned an American flag, nor intend to.
You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren’t afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.
You might be a redneck if: You’d give your last dollar to a friend.
Well, I made it back in one piece, off to ‘try’ to overcome the 6 hour time difference…
Welcome back!
Steps away slowly and quietly while NFO head hits the pillow..
Have never doubted being a redneck.
How do you spot a married redneck? His and Hers spit cups.
Guess I’m a redneck.
Glad you made it home. Get some rest.
Get some sack time. There is always tomorrow.
Glad you survived your sojourn to sunny Italy. Rather you than me!
All- thanks 🙂
NFO,
I HAVE burned an American flag. It is the only way to properly retire one whose service has ended.
The ceremony is a somber one. I recommend it to all patriots.
Pax,