After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed,
” THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.”
Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole. Again from the heavens the voice bellowed,
” THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.”
The blonde, now worried, moved away, clear down to the opposite end of the ice. She set up her stool once more and tried again to cut her hole.
The voice came once more,
” THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.”
She stopped, looked skyward, and said,
“IS THAT YOU LORD?”
The voice replied,
“No, this is the manager of the hockey rink .”
And before I catch a ration for this one, I got it from a BLONDE! 😛
And I’ll leave you with this one…
Um… howinthehell can you POSSIBLY believe something like that is appropriate to wear in public???
Sigh…
AHHHGH! What has been seen cannot be unseen! Anybody have any mental bleach handy?
Keads: please pass the bleach, once you’ve found it. AAAAAaaaghgh!
On another model… maybe. But that was definitely a damaging image.
A low and vicious blow. Expect retribution.
I thought I was over Saturday night’s festivities, but that brought on a new wave of nausea.
Thanks so much. >.<
My eyes…!!!
Why in the hell did her manager let her stay at work?
That made Mrs. Borepatch laugh out loud.
NFO: As a blonde, I LOVE LOVE LOVE that joke!
As a HUMAN, I have NO idea WHO the heck would wear such an…um…what is THAT even called? I’m at a loss for words.
And think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
😉
God, I can see the cellulite! What I CAN’T see is a panty-line. So, is she going commando under the stretchy pants?!?
…and Lowe’s doesn’t send her home because they are afraid of an EEOC complaint.
Really.
Newbius
Ok the joke was funny.
The picture was just disgusting!!!
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo … there was a reason i stopped reading ‘people of walmart’
and Tarb, you really could stand to look THAT CLOSELY at the picture??? WOW!!!
** Snort!! **
** Rrroooowff!! **
Keads/Rev- Passing the bleach… 🙂
MB- Yeah… sigh
WSF- You’re welcome 🙂
Snigs- :-p
Tim- Bleach coming…
Andy- I have NO idea!
BP- Glad I can spread the humor…
Pamela- Sorry 🙂
Tarb- Not EVEN going there…
Newb- Probably… sigh
FM- So… 50/50???
Julie- Sorry 🙂
Crucis- 🙂
NOT PANTS! Argh.
“So, is she going commando under the stretchy pants?!?”
Oh, thanks for the mental image there Tarb!
Now _I_ just threw up a little in my mouf.
Old NFO – Nice crack definition, I’m going to throw on my self-hug coat now. I’ll be recuperating in a rubber room, when you visit, don’t forget to bring a bag of Werther’s Original Caramels. Thanks in advance.
Tarb – No V.P.L. (visible panty lines) means she’s wearing a thong. Yes, they make them that big.
Back when I was in college, leggings were making their first fashion pass. One of the other students wore a pair only slightly darker than the ones in the photo. The “dark tan” leggings never appeared again, so I suspect at least one prof asked her to add a layer, just in case one of the male Trustees saw her. (This was an all-female college).
LittleRed1
I almost managed to miss this post…