I changed my i Pod name to Titanic… It’s syncing now .
When chemists die, they barium .
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst .
A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a
seasoned veteran .
I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid . He says he can stop
any time .
How does Moses make his tea ? Hebrews it .
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Than it dawned on
me .
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d
never met herbivore .
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity . I can’t put it down .
They told me I had type A blood , but it was a Type- O.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra .
PMS jokes aren’t funny, period .
Why were the Indians here first ? They had reservations .
Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory . I hope there’s no pop quiz .
Energizer bunny arrested . Charged with battery .
I didn’t like my beard at first . Then it grew on me .
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils ?
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble .
What does a clock do when it’s hungry ? It goes back four seconds .
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger . Then it hit me !
Broken pencils are pointless .
I tried to catch some fog . I mist.
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary ? A thesaurus .
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest .
I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx .
All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. Police have nothing to go on .
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough .
Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes .
Velcro – what a rip-off !
Cartoonist found dead in home . Details are sketchy .
Venison for dinner ? Oh dear !
Earthquake in Washington obviously Bush’s fault .
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.
Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
Never fall in love with a tennis player because to a tennis player, love means nothing.
h/t JP
“Earthquake in Washington obviously Bush’s fault .”
Ha!
Groan…
Bad…Very Bad…I’ll be using some in my next speaking engagement.
Thanks, I needed that.
Those are so bad I’ll have to use some throughout the day. Thanks (I think).
Ouch.
HEEE…HEEE…I must share with Odie and the rest…Suits his style
100% pure groaners!
🙂 glad y’all “like” em…
You should be shot..or forced to ride in a car with Proud Hillbilly driving!
ProudHillbilly said…
Groan…
July 11, 2012 8:14 AM
Ditto!
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
Hard to choose a favorite, but this one has to be the funniest becaue of the visual it evoked.
Murph- NNNOOOooooo 🙂
WSF/Patricia- 🙂