Yeah, YOU in the Audi convertible, yapping on your cell phone…
It’s NOT a real good idea to decide to slam a U-turn in the middle of a busy 4 lane street without even bothering to look!
And you are DAMN lucky neither I nor the other SUV center-punched your ass with that stupid move (ALL the way into ABS and steering to the curb to miss the bitch)!
And shooting us the bird after we honked at you, well… Let’s just say you didn’t endear yourself to EITHER of us…
And ignoring the Tahoe that happened to be an undercover unit when he lit you up? Well, you were in a convertible so I know you could hear the siren!
And you refused to pull over, okay fine. But when you drove AROUND the marked car that stopped ahead of you and the officer got out to wave you over?
Well, I’ll have to give you a below average for headwork on that one…
And when he jumped back in his car and both of them came after you and you CONTINUED to ignore them? Well, you had to be either drunk or stupid, so them forcing you over was fine by me.
I TRULY hope you enjoy all the tickets I’m sure you’re reading right now!!!
It’s NOT a real good idea to decide to slam a U-turn in the middle of a busy 4 lane street without even bothering to look!
And you are DAMN lucky neither I nor the other SUV center-punched your ass with that stupid move (ALL the way into ABS and steering to the curb to miss the bitch)!
And shooting us the bird after we honked at you, well… Let’s just say you didn’t endear yourself to EITHER of us…
And ignoring the Tahoe that happened to be an undercover unit when he lit you up? Well, you were in a convertible so I know you could hear the siren!
And you refused to pull over, okay fine. But when you drove AROUND the marked car that stopped ahead of you and the officer got out to wave you over?
Well, I’ll have to give you a below average for headwork on that one…
And when he jumped back in his car and both of them came after you and you CONTINUED to ignore them? Well, you had to be either drunk or stupid, so them forcing you over was fine by me.
I TRULY hope you enjoy all the tickets I’m sure you’re reading right now!!!
Days like this I really wish I had my old beater back with the push bars on the front… Sigh
At least yours got pulled over. The nice lady in the beamer who blew through a 4 way stop just kept on rolling like nothing happened. Sometimes I wish I had light bars.
I think you just warmed the cockles of my heart.
In much of PA that joker would be reading those citations from the bench in a holding cell.
Probably not in Philly though.
Wow. Reality check in 5-4-3-
MM- Yeah, heard that! At least she GOT hers…
David- Thanks!
Carteach- I didn’t wait around to find out!
Suz- YEP! 🙂
I WANT VIDEO!
Did they Rodney King her?
[Ron White]
You can’t fix stupid.
[/Ron White]
A truly heartwarming story! Thanks for sharing.
Every now and again I used to feel I ought to tone down the truth because I’d think no one would believe it, yet this sh!t really does happen.
With all the guns in the hands of the public in America I’m amazed there asren’t more mumps like her lying slotted on the roadside. Guess the majority of gun owners are just too darn polite and in control of their emotions.
Don’t hold back Old NFO.
Let us know how you really feel
🙂
Suz said:
“Wow. Reality check in 5-4-3-“
Driver’s bank called, said her reality check bounced!
Ed- No dammit… 🙂
BP- No, but occasionally stupid kills (usually the wrong person)
WSF- You’re welcome
Hogday- Concur
MSgt- I DID tone it down, this is a family blog after all…
Scott- LOL…
Yeah, I was gonna say the same thing…hard to know how this made you feel:)
Sometimes, there’s just no finer feeling than watching someone getting their dose of Instant Karma.
Agirl- 😛
Rick- Yep!!! 🙂