And doesn’t have a camera handy…
Like a 300+lb local…er… Native Hawaiian, wearing board shorts and go aheads (Flip-flops to us), on an old Vespa…
Or maybe ‘absorbing’ the Vespa… he was hanging off ALL sides of it…
To get ‘started’ off the stop light, he had to crank the throttle wide open, then push… Think Fred Flintstone…
And since he was so big, he couldn’t get his feet in the little footwell, so he picked his feet up ‘just’ far enough to not hit the street (but the back of the go aheads were bouncing off the street). And wide open I don’t think he EVAR got over 15-20 mph…
And overheard at lunch…
The ‘real’ reason Obummer lost was he’s Black, and it was a RACIST debate…
Huh??? Wanna ‘splain that one to me???
Like a 300+lb local…er… Native Hawaiian, wearing board shorts and go aheads (Flip-flops to us), on an old Vespa…
Or maybe ‘absorbing’ the Vespa… he was hanging off ALL sides of it…
To get ‘started’ off the stop light, he had to crank the throttle wide open, then push… Think Fred Flintstone…
And since he was so big, he couldn’t get his feet in the little footwell, so he picked his feet up ‘just’ far enough to not hit the street (but the back of the go aheads were bouncing off the street). And wide open I don’t think he EVAR got over 15-20 mph…
And overheard at lunch…
The ‘real’ reason Obummer lost was he’s Black, and it was a RACIST debate…
Huh??? Wanna ‘splain that one to me???
Oh geez. To both.
I’m just glad he didn’t hit a big chuckhole with the throttle wide open, or we might have been treated to some really ugly xray pictures.
Bruddah Iz.
Tragic loss of a great talent due to slow suicide.
And how else can you explain Obama’s meltdown?
He was consumed in blackness.
Some heavy duty engineering went into that scooter!
Race card is all that is left when you have to “GO FISH”. Obvious he can’t cut bait.
So he couldn’t aggressively respond without seeming like “an angry black man”. Really? The first black President still needs to hide behind the race card?
What a national disgrace he is. But he sure was full of “woulda coulda shoulda” remarks, the NEXT day.
To say that Obama lost due to racism is absurd. It was Bush’s fault.
Suz- Yep…
DB- Good point, cause the shocks were ALREADY bottomed out..
GB- True!
WSF- Nah, that was PART of the problem… poor thing was on it’s ‘last’ leg and fading fast…
Rev- True!!!
Timm- That’s probably TOMORROW’s headline!
F#%&**% Haoli, don’t understand the NATIVES, Bro!!
We don’t really need actual pictures when you describe it so well the mental image has me laughing so hard I start crying … and I agree with Timm
Continued safe travels!
That How-are-yan sure is asking a lot out of 200cc’s.
RE the debate comment, I hope that wasn’t a co-worker who said that. Don’t know if I’d have lunch with them ever again.
Don- Oh yeah… 🙂
Joey- Thanks, trying…
Rick- Oh yeah, and FAILING…
Andy- Nope, next table over (four women)…