Wife texts husband on a cold winter’s morning:
“Windows frozen”
Husband texts back:
“Pour some lukewarm water over it.”
Wife texts back 5 minutes later:
“Computer really screwed up now.”
Yep, it’s THAT kind of day… sigh
followed by: “cupholder won’t open”
Yep . . . I have a whole host of customers just like that . . . .
Hang in there NFO!
It must be the FULL moon! Hang tough…
There’ve been whole weeks … I hope yours is better than that.
If it weren’t for bad luck, I’d have no luck at all.
Gerry
LOL! And I’m having the same kind of day. Early morning meeting = epic dysfunctional fail. Lots of yelling, veins throbbing, spittle flying … afterwards I dumped some serious ‘additives’ in my coffee…
Have y’all heard about Marine plan B for computer problems?
Step 1: locate sledgehammer
Step 2: Apply sledgehammer to computer until user’s stress has been relieved.
Sure cure for Windows:
Percussive maintenance, as described by Scott.
That’s why it’s called Windows: When it screws up, the easiest fix is throw the damn thing through the nearest window.
Larfing!!
BZ
Laura- SEEN that one… sigh
eia- Yep…
Keads- I’m feeling like the cat on the screen door…
Brighid- Hangin…
Rev- Heard that!
Gerry- concur!
Tim- Those are just SO fun… NOT!
Scott- Or a .45…
AZ- Yep!
BZ- 🙂
“The directions say, ‘Press any key’. Where’s the ‘Any’ key?”
“No sir, the computer did not just make an age joke and call you a ‘Bad invalid’. It detected a problem when starting in that it has ‘bad’ or ‘invalid’ drive sectors. In other words, it’s broken inside.” (Just like my soul, after listening to people like you on the phone for years. . . )
PEBCAK – Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard