Top 50 Oxymorons: Act naturally Found missing Resident alien Advanced BASIC Genuine imitation Airline Food Good grief Same difference Almost exactly Government organization Sanitary landfill Alone together Legally drunk Silent scream British fashion Living dead Small crowd Business ethics Soft … Continue reading
Category Archives: net humor
For the weekend! COSTELLO: I want to talk about the unemployment rate in America. ABBOTT: Good Subject. Terrible Times. It’s 5.6%. COSTELLO: That many people are out of work? ABBOTT: No, that’s 23%. COSTELLO: You just said 5.6%. ABBOTT: 5.6% … Continue reading
Confucius say, Virginity like bubble. One prick – all gone Bird in the hand is not better than two in the bush Man who do business in whore house get jerked around Gypsies got no babies because gypsies have crystal … Continue reading
To start the new year! The staff at a local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town’s most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. … Continue reading
FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: December 1, 2023 RE: Gala Christmas Party I’m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23rd, starting at noon in the private function … Continue reading
For versions… HO HO HO! T’was the night before Christmas – Old Santa was pissed He cussed out the elves and threw down his list Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks I have a good mind to scrap the whole … Continue reading
To start the week… Out of the mouthes of babes… She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter, as she’d done many times before. After she applied her lipstick and started … Continue reading
Annndddd…. The first Christmas joke… sigh… Golf on Christmas Day. Four old timers were playing their weekly game of golf, one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an … Continue reading
To start the week! The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. I thought I saw an eye-doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an … Continue reading
An oldie but a goody! “Lexophile” describes those that have a love for words, such as “you can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish”, “To write with a broken pencil is pointless.” An annual competition is held by … Continue reading