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Nothing good in the news, so you get humor… Unless you own a cat… How to Give a Cat a Pill Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. 1. … Continue reading
Category Archives: net humor
THESE ARE PRETTY SMART FELLAS!!! So how can over 873,000 people come off the unemployment rolls when there were only a little over 114,000 jobs created? Below is a transcript of a conversation between two eminent economists discussing this very … Continue reading
Smarter not harder… snerk… A toothpaste factory had a problem. They sometimes shipped empty boxes without the tube inside. This challenged their perceived quality with the buyers and distributors. Understanding how important the relationship with them was, the CEO of … Continue reading
Sigh… Go enjoy the eclipse if you’re in the area, otherwise, enjoy the jokes… Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we … Continue reading
What is it they say, if you can’t say anything good… I was wondering If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage … Continue reading
Smarter Than A 70 Year Old? Some of you might actually remember. So have some fun my sharp-witted friends. This is a test for us ‘older kids’! The answers are below the fold, (after the questions) but don’t cheat! answer … Continue reading
Enjoy from the mouths of babes… What Love means to a 4-8 year old… group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds , ‘What does love mean?’ ‘When my grandmother got arthritis , … Continue reading
Top 50 Oxymorons: Act naturally Found missing Resident alien Advanced BASIC Genuine imitation Airline Food Good grief Same difference Almost exactly Government organization Sanitary landfill Alone together Legally drunk Silent scream British fashion Living dead Small crowd Business ethics Soft … Continue reading
For the weekend! COSTELLO: I want to talk about the unemployment rate in America. ABBOTT: Good Subject. Terrible Times. It’s 5.6%. COSTELLO: That many people are out of work? ABBOTT: No, that’s 23%. COSTELLO: You just said 5.6%. ABBOTT: 5.6% … Continue reading
Confucius say, Virginity like bubble. One prick – all gone Bird in the hand is not better than two in the bush Man who do business in whore house get jerked around Gypsies got no babies because gypsies have crystal … Continue reading