Random stuff…

Her gun is definitely bigger than mine…
This is the face of the new Soldier, Sailor, Airman (in this case), and Marine; who is having to clean up our messes… Damn Gephart and Kennedy and that ilk for not allowing us to finish this in 1991 when we had the chance…
And now, the same situation is coming to bear, democraps want to end the war, so they are cutting funding. Aren’t the 3k combat deaths enough???? Oh yeah, none of THEIR children are there… It’s just OPK (Other People’s Kids), so they don’t care… And they have a convenient scapegoat, “Well, it’s the military’s fault because they didn’t conduct the war right.”
The MSM is flaunting Bush’s low approval rating of 29%, but aren’t saying shit about the Congresscritters whopping 11% approval rating- Gee, I wonder why… Aw well, enough bitching and whining…
Here’s some “humor”-
You Might be Working for a Defense Contractor if:

1. You write your personal letters in Powerpoint format.


2. You use bullet format to make your grocery list.


3. You sat at the same desk for 10 years and worked for 5 different companies (true story for a friend of mine).


4. Your company welcome sign is attached with velcro strips. Saw that when NG took over TRW Government Systems…


5. You are on a first name basis at your local unemployment office.


6. Your updated resume is on the thumb drive around your neck. Yep…


7. “Everything I needed to know I learned in Kindergarten” really applies. Yep…


8. Your company name on your badge is applied with scotch tape.


9. You have no concept of time or date but to check you look at your timecard.


10. The sun is something you read about.


11. You have to call home to check the weather because you can’t find a window. And your computer system is locked down from the Internet…


12. When the main topic of conversation is where the next job is or who is being laid off.


13. Rumors, Rumors, Rumors.


14. All your friends who went to business school have their own window office and secretary, and still make twice as much as you do.


15. If you say “If I tell you, I’d have to kill you” when asked about what you do at work. And you mean it…


16. When you get excited about a 3% raise.


17. You can neither “confirm nor deny” what you are working on. Still, again…


18. You refer to your marriage as a “teaming” arrangement. I should be so lucky…


19. You learn about your layoff on WABC radio.


20. The travel agency sends you a get well card the week you don’t travel. Yep…


21. You have more ID’s than most people have credit cards. Only four, sorry five…


22. You attend more meetings in two weeks than most people attend in
two years. 40 hour week, 22 hours of meetings…

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