A little humor for your Friday…
Watch for these consolidations in 2009:
1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2.) PolygramRecords, Warner Bros., and ZestaCrackers join forces and become:
Poly, Warner Cracker.
3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:
MMMGood.
4. ZippoManufacturing, AudiMotors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become:
ZipAudiDoDa.
5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUP.
6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.
7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
PouponPants.
8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
Knott NOW!
And finally….
9. Victoria ‘s Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:
TittyTittyBangBang
Hey, I don’t come up with em, I just pass em along on recycled electrons…
Thanks I needed a laugh today.
ROFLMAO!!!! You crack me up!
That was worth the chuckle. 🙂
Very nice smile replaces the absent Sunshine, Victoria’s Secret and Smith & Wesson and I immediately thought of some underclad lady and Tam — not really but…
I’m glad I got a chuckle out of y’all- seems that we ALL need it right now…
And I am glad you did pass them on.
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