Texting and Tweeting for Seniors…

Posted on by March 6, 2013

Not that I’m there (yet)…
But a list for all those seniors who can’t remember what all the letters mean…

ATD: At The Doctor’s
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk’s On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL… CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing… And Can’t Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where’s The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

Note- The rude, crude, foul and abusive ones don’t change with age 🙂

Comments

Texting and Tweeting for Seniors… — 13 Comments

  1. Yep, we probably need this list. My daughter uses to many of the letters.
    Of course, I am among the seniors anymore! We are the ‘older’ generation now.

  2. That was funny now, but I am approaching “pre-geezer” stage! I will print it out for future reference!

  4. Can just about text and have no clue as to tweet so think I will ignore them and just use words 🙂
    I would just mess up and send something horrible obscene by accident.

  6. Linda- Yeah, my daughter sent me a text and I had to call her to find out whatinthehell she said… 🙁

    Keads- Feel free 🙂

    Stopsign- I LIKE it 🙂

    WSF- I’m there with ya on that.

    Julie- Stop it 🙂

  9. Hehehehe. I will pass this list along to the folks in the facility where I work who have cell phones.

    And you’re not there yet? I’ve been telling you that for a long time, but you seem hell bent on convincing yourself otherwise. 😛