YOU’RE AN 80’S CHILD IF…

-You had a crush on one of the New Kids on the Block members.
-You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off.
-You wore a banana clip or one of those slap on wrist bands at some point during your youth.
-You wore French rolls on the bottom of your splatter painted jeans.
-You know all the words to “Funky Cold Medina” and “Bust a Move”.
-You had slouch socks, and puff painted your own shirt at least once.
-You know the profound meaning of ”Wax on, Wax off.”
-You can name at least half of the members of the elite ”Brat Pack.”
-You can remember watching Full House and Saved by the Bell for endless hours.
-You would never admit to that now.
-You have seen at least 10 episodes of Fraggle Rock.
-You know that another name for a keyboard is a ”Synthesizer.”
-You hold a special place in your heart for ”Back to the Future.”
-You know where to go if you ”Wanna go where everybody knows your name.”
-You thought Molly Ringwald was REALLY cool.
-You know what ”Sike” means.
-You fell victim to 80’s fashion: big hair, crimped, combed over to the side, and you wore spandex pants.
-You wanted to be a Goonie.
-You owned an extensive collection of Cabbage Patch Kids and Troll Dolls.
-You actually saw Ted Danson as the MacDaddy he played ”Sam” to be.
-You ever wore fluorescent-neon or Hypercolour clothing…
-You could break dance, or wished you could.
-You remember when ATARI was a state of the art video game system.
-You know all the words to ”Ice Ice Baby”.
-You remember MC hammer well; fondly.
-You can still sing the rap to “Fresh Prince of Bel Air”
-You own any cassettes or cassingles.
-You were led to believe that in the year 2000 we’d all be living on the moon.
-You remember and/or own any of the CareBear Glass collection from PizzaHut.
-Poltergeist freaked you out.
-You carried your lunch to school in a Gremlins or an ET lunchbox.
-You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the ONLY female smurf.
-You wanted to have an alien like Alf living in your house.
-You wore biker shorts underneath a short skirt and felt stylish.
-You wore tights under shorts and felt stylish.
-You ever had a Swatch Watch.
-You actually spent countless hours trying to perfect the care-bear stare.
-You had Wonder Woman or Superman underwear.
-You wanted to be The Hulk for Halloween.
-You believed that ”By the power of Greyskull, you HAD the power”
-You thought that Transformers were more than meets the eye.
-Partying ”like it’s 1999” seemed SO far away!

h/t Woody