Yup, that’s it.
Presley and Fiona, Basset Hounds: HAROOO! The Light Bulb is HEREEEEE! HAROOOOO! HAROOOO!!!Let me see it! Let me see it!
Jumper Bill, Ancient Beagle: I’m NOT going in the kitchen for any reason, much less change a blight pub. You KNOW you shouldn’t ask me to go in the kitchen! That floor is too slick, and I might fall down. I’m gonna pee on yer carpet, then go take a nap.
Great humor. Emailed to daughters.
Amazing how true that list seems.
LOL, Truth!
The cat nailed it.
Schnauzer. Just keep barking at it until a human changes it.
All- Thanks for the comments!
Posted from my iPhone.
Old dog…just leave the damn light off, makes it easier to sleep.
8 week old puppy…can I chew it?! Can I chew it?!
J.D. Brown
Blue Heeler: Attack the light bulb then sidetrack to snatch the fried pie on sideboard. While nipping at intruders’ ankles to keep the herd safe. Loyal dogs.
Jeremy- ROTF, good ones!
LSP- Wouldn’t it be FAKE the attack to get to the fried pie? 🙂
What does the fox say?
Bob- Beats the hell out of me!
An oldie but a goodie… I first saw a version of it in 2000 or thereabouts, probably from somewhere on Usenet. Not quite the same, though — the version I saw included:
Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I’ve got a hangover.
That describes Wolfgang to a T. At least, he keeps telling me that we need one more perimeter patrol before taps.
A lot of truth to this one.
Yup, that’s it.
Presley and Fiona, Basset Hounds: HAROOO! The Light Bulb is HEREEEEE! HAROOOOO! HAROOOO!!!Let me see it! Let me see it!
Jumper Bill, Ancient Beagle: I’m NOT going in the kitchen for any reason, much less change a blight pub. You KNOW you shouldn’t ask me to go in the kitchen! That floor is too slick, and I might fall down. I’m gonna pee on yer carpet, then go take a nap.
Great humor. Emailed to daughters.
Amazing how true that list seems.
LOL, Truth!
The cat nailed it.
Schnauzer. Just keep barking at it until a human changes it.
All- Thanks for the comments!
Posted from my iPhone.
Old dog…just leave the damn light off, makes it easier to sleep.
8 week old puppy…can I chew it?! Can I chew it?!
J.D. Brown
Blue Heeler: Attack the light bulb then sidetrack to snatch the fried pie on sideboard. While nipping at intruders’ ankles to keep the herd safe. Loyal dogs.
Jeremy- ROTF, good ones!
LSP- Wouldn’t it be FAKE the attack to get to the fried pie? 🙂
What does the fox say?
Bob- Beats the hell out of me!
An oldie but a goodie… I first saw a version of it in 2000 or thereabouts, probably from somewhere on Usenet. Not quite the same, though — the version I saw included:
Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I’ve got a hangover.
That describes Wolfgang to a T. At least, he keeps telling me that we need one more perimeter patrol before taps.
Thanks for the laugh