Karma…

Posted on by June 6, 2014

She bites…

So yesterday we were taking a smoke break and enjoying watching the ladies in their summer dresses walk by…

And we see a  a LRK* driving either mommy or daddy’s new 7 series Bimmer and yapping on his phone.  He gets half way into the intersection and we guessed he must have decided he was going to wrong way, because he decided to hang a U-turn IN the intersection.

He almost nailed a guy in the crosswalk as he swerved and cranked the wheel as he turned…

But…

He mis-judged how quickly that car would turn…

And he nailed the right front headlight and fender on the bumper of a BIG dump truck stopped for the light… 🙂

He came bouncing out of the car and literally screamed at the truck driver that he’d hit the car on purpose…

Next thing we know, a cop car is there (must have seen it from a block or so away) and the LRK bounces over to his screaming the mean old dump truck hit him on purpose.

The cop walked over to us and asked if, by chance we’d seen it, and of course we said we had.  AND the guy that almost got nailed by the Bimmer came over and complained too.

Best use of a lunch hour filling out a witness statement I’ve had in a LONG time…

The best part, the dump truck was 2-3 feet behind the white line, and chunks of headlight and fender were sitting on the bumper and behind the white line, kinda putting a lie to everything the LRK had said…

I’d love to know how big a ticket that kid got!!!

*LRK- Little Rich Kid

Comments

Karma… — 16 Comments

  1. I hope that Mom and Dad ripped him a new one, but I have my doubts.

    Many years ago, standing in line waiting to register for college courses, I remember listening to a person matching the above description complain to his neighbor that his graduation present did not come with electric windows – he actually had to crank them up / down. I wanted to grab him by the ears and drive my knee into his face, but I kept my composure. *SLB

    *Spoiled Little Brat.

  2. Too bad. I was hoping for an ass whooping for LRK but real life does not always have a happy ending.

  3. And unfortunately, I bet that kid learned nothing. Mommy will pay his ticket, fix the car and he continues being the spoiled, entitled, self-righteous crap for brains his parents raised him to be.

  4. Back when I worked in a restaurant, a couple of *ILBs came in for dinner. The Princess was flipping her hair around, and leaning over the table to give her date, The Cleavage Connoisseur an eyeful. She got a little too close to the candle on the table, set her hair on fire, then attempted to sue the restaurant. Cuz, like you know, candles are dangerous and stuff!

    *ILBs – Ivy League Brats

  9. I worked as a bouncer in nightclubs for years…

    I always loved with the LRK/ILB/SLB’s would be asked to leave, then gently… and sometimes not so gently depending on how many times I had to ask they leave… shown the door. They call the cops and not once did I leave in cuffs, but many, many times they did .

    Karma can be AWESOME.

  10. Justice would require a minimum of 30 days in the slammer for lying to a police officer.

    And then there’s this:

    So yesterday we were taking a smoke break and enjoying watching the ladies in their summer dresses walk by…

    Prolly the ONLY reason I miss working. The “bird watching” was magnificent at 44 Montgomery Street in SFO, in the heart of the Financial District. World-class, as a matter o’ fact.

  11. j.r./Gerry/Mark- Probably not…

    Mrs.C/Brighid- Too funny! 🙂

    BP- Yep!

    WSF- Oh yeah! 🙂

    Keads- Agreed!

    Club- That it can, I cannot imagine all the crap you had to put up with though…

    Buck- LOL, only problem in SFO was ‘what’ the birds really were… or weren’t… 🙂

  12. Hey Old NFO;

    Yeap those *PLS* can be entertaining.

    *Precious Little Snowflakes*

  16. I work in insurance. Just wait until I get done with him. tee hee hee…