One more snippet…

One more little snippet from my short story for the Roaring 20’s anthology for the library!

Moments later they heard a whoof, closely followed by a much larger boom, and a fireball bloomed down the road. Kurt said, “Alright. Bill, make yourself scarce. Morgan, head back down the line like you were walking the perimeter, and leave the pistol somewhere. Shotgun is fine. I’m going to act like I just woke up, and will only be half dressed.”

Bill replied, “Gimme your spent round from that hand cannon of yours, I’ll take it with me.”

Kurt quickly broke open the Handy-Gun, handed him the spent shell, and put a birdshot round back in the gun. He slid it back in his pack in the bed, and pulled off his boots, setting them on the tailboard. “Good call, Bill. Now, we wait to see who shows up. Remember, we know nothing!”

Morgan grinned. “Gotcha, LT, just like old times.”

Kurt snorted. “At least over there, we knew who the enemy was!”

All three of them laughed, and Bill and Morgan disappeared into the night. Kurt had actually fallen back asleep when he finally heard vehicles grinding up the road to them. He had one boot on when two Model Ts pulled in facing him. A voice beyond the headlights yelled, “Don’t move! Let me see your hands!”

Kurt held his hands up. “What the hell? I was asleep, for God’s sake! What do you want?”

Two deputies came around the trucks, light glinting on their badges and the shotguns they both held. One said, “You’re under arrest! Turn around real slow and put your hands behind your back! Now!”

“Can I at least put my other boot on?”

The deputy’s voice rose, “No! Turn around, asshole or I’ll—”

Morgan’s voice came from behind the headlights, “Boss, I got one over here. What you want me to do with him?”

A quavering voice came from behind the lights, “Deputies, don’t be hasty. Let the man put his boots on.”

Kurt sat back down and quickly pulled his boot on, asking, “What am I supposedly being arrested for?”

The quavering voice said, “Murder! You killed four men down the road.”

“What four men? I was asleep here in my truck until something blew up down the road,” he said, pointing toward Borger. “I have no idea what you’re talking about!” The other deputy turned and Kurt finally recognized him. “What are you trying to cook up now? We ran you off the first time.”

The deputy hissed, “Chief was on his way up here to put an end to your little game. I know you killed him and the others!”

Kurt laughed. “Morgan, did you hear that? This…deputy admitted his boss was on his way up here to end us! If I get arrested, you go fetch Jake Sanchez and get him to telegraph Frank Phillips in Bartlesville!”

“Will do, Boss.”

Another truck pulled in behind the two Model Ts, and McMurtrie drawled, “Got an issue here, Boss?”

“Yeah, I’m supposedly being arrested for killing somebody that was on his way to put an end to our game, which I’m sure likely included killing me and Morgan.”

“Well, ain’t that special. Mebbe we’ll escort you to the jail house just to make sure nothing happens to you. Morgan, who’s that you got there?”

Morgan said, “No idee. But he was the boss until I stuck my shotgun in his ear, but now I see he’s pretty well dressed. Who you be?”

The slick little man, visibly sweating now, said softly, “Joshua Pierce Edwards. I’m a lawyer…”

Morgan poked him in the head. “For who?”

Edwards moaned, then said, “Mr. Borger.”

Mac drawled, “So, what were you here to do, Mister Edwards?”

“I…I…” Edwards stuttered but didn’t answer. Suddenly he straightened and his voice got stronger. “Deputy, we may have made a…mistake here. I think we should go investigate that wreck down the road. It’s obvious nothing occurred here.”

The deputy turned quickly, “What? But we were—”

Edwards cut him off sharply. “Nothing occurred here. Have you seen anything? No, you haven’t. We will…leave now.”

The deputies glared at Kurt, but backed away. They went to their Model T and left, closely followed by Edwards.

Kurt looked around and finally said, “Well, that was interesting. I think somebody didn’t expect to find us upright and in one piece.”

Mac chortled. “Upright and in one piece? Hell, they were coming up here to finish off anybody left. Bill woke me up and I figgered I might as well come up to see what was goin’ on. Looks like my timing was pretty good.”

Morgan laughed. “Yep, Mac, your timing was perfect. It wasn’t till your headlights hit Mister Edwards that I finally saw him clear enough to sneak up behind him.

(C) 2026 JL Curtis All Rights Reserved

A4 Skyhawk paintings!!!

Robert Grant “R.G” Smith was originally an engineer for the Douglas Aircraft Corporation, and helped design a number of WWII and later aircraft. He was also a VERY talented artist, and did something like 2000 paintings, many of them Navy birds, including the A-4, which he had actually helped design.

He was known for the accuracy of his paintings, and many of his works have been displayed at the Naval Aviation Museum in Pensacola. He also spent time underway with the Navy, and it showed in his art. He loved to capture the aircraft coming right at you!

You can go to his website- HERE to see more of his works, and even purchase copies if desired!

A little humor…

To start the week…

A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order.

He said, “I Want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.”

The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, “This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards – What does he think this place is an auto parts store?”

“No,” the cook said. “Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices of crisp bacon.”

“Oh, OK!” said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.

The trucker asked, “What are the beans for Blondie?”

She replied, “I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!”

FOR ONCE THE BLONDE GETS EVEN!

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After his exam the doctor asked the very elderly man, “You appear to be in very good health for your age. Do you have any other medical concerns you would like to ask me about?”

“In fact, I do, yes I do” said the old man. “After I have sex with my wife, I am usually cold and chilly, and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I am usually hot and sweaty. and this happens every time”

Later, after examining his elderly wife, the doctor said, “Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?”  She replied that she had no questions or concerns.

The doctor then said to her: “I have to ask, your husband told me he had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually cold and chilly after having sex with you the first time, and then hot and sweaty after the second time. Would you have any idea why?”

“Oh that crazy old bugger,” she replied. “That’s because the first time is usually in January and the second time is in July.”

Quotes…

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident. [Arthur Schopenhauer]

Even the smallest things ought to be directed toward a goal. [Marcus Aurelius]

When we try to pick out anything by itself we find it hitched to everything else in the universe. [John Muir]

I got nothin’ against mankind. It’s people I can’t stand. [Archie Bunker]

Carry On: Verbal order which means, resume doing nothing. [Murphy’s Laws of Combat, Marion F. Sturkey]

Lord, Lord, how subject we old men are to lying! [Falstaff, in Shakespeare’s Henry IV]

I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure. [Clarence Darrow]

If every Jewish and anti-Nazi family in Germany had owned a Mauser rifle and twenty rounds of ammunition and the will to use it, Adolf Hitler would be a little-known footnote to the history of the Weimar Republic. [Aaron Zelman]

Remember that the people that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law and the people that took her to the camps were enforcing it. [Your conscience]

The weak grow strong by effrontery. The strong grow weak through inhibition. [Henry Kissinger]

The person who says he knows what he thinks but cannot express it usually does not know what he thinks. [Mortimer Adler]

Those whom God would destroy, He first makes mad. [Sophocles’ Antigone]

The Second Amendment makes more women equal than the entire feminist movement. [unknown]

Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom. [Aristotle]

If at first you dont succeed, call in an air strike. [Unknown]

Turns out the guy who made a boatload of money investing in Apple was guilty of in cider trading. [Noone Will Claimit]

I am a soldier. I fight where I am told and I win where I fight. [George S. Patton, Jr.]

It is well that war is so terrible, otherwise we should grow too fond of it. [Robert E. Lee]

I don’t make jokes… I just watch the government and report the facts. [Will Rogers]

The government is like a baby’s alimentary canal: a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other. [Ronald Reagan]

A lion uses all its might in attacking a rabbit. [Chinese proverb]

The cause doesn’t have to be righteous and battle doesn’t have to be winnable; but over and over again throughout history, men have chosen to die in battle with their friends rather than to flee on their own and survive. [Sebastiab Junger, author]

Good writers are those who keep the language efficient. That is to say, keep it accurate, keep it clear. [Ezra Pound]

America is a great playpen of civilization filled with toddler adults who have never experienced the violent brutality of life outside the safe confines of our political borders. [George Strong]

PSA…

If any of you veterans use Lawton (Ft. Sill) VA for your eye doctor, they moved!!!

And the main gate off Hwy 62 is temporarily close… grrr…

Anyhoo, the optometrist and glasses folks are no longer at the remote clinic off Sheridan Road, they are now located in the Reynolds Health Clinic, which is right behind the VA clinic.

Go to the south entrance to Reynolds, take the elevator to the third floor, and head north down the corridor. The sign in is on the right side. They are very good, and very quick! I was in and out in less than a half hour, including ordering a new set of glasses!

The VA clinic is still the place for pretty much everything else you might need. Also, if you’re using a CPAP, the ONLY day they take walk in appointments on Monday. Sigh…

Welp…

We finally got rain…

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Boy, did we GET rain! Officially 4.64 inches in 24 hours.

This is basically what the screen looked like from Wednesday night through last night. My little unofficial back fence rain gauge said a hair over 5 inches, but what do I know.

As a friend said, “Thank You, Lord! Could You spread the next one out a little, please?”

All I can say to that is Amen! We have a LOT of standing water, which really doesn’t do us much good, as it’s going to run off, not sink in. Sigh…

And the temps are supposed to drop at least 20-30 degrees from what we had, calling for highs in the mid-60s today.

Obviously NOT going to be shorts weather today, and probably long sleeved shirt too!

And now I’m gonna have to mow again. I haven’t had to mow since June! At least I will as soon as it dries out…

We could do without this whole feast/famine deal with the rain, just sayin…

TBT…

In honor of my Pipeliners story in the Tom Burnett Roaring 20s anthology!

Old gas stations… And some old brands that no longer exist… And some nice old vehicles too!

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Administrivia…

Playing a bit of catch up…

The Tom Burnett Library anthology is just about ready to go. The cover is designed, the stories have been selected, the contracts have been sent out, and I got the final line edits back today.

The order of the stories has also been set, and now comes the formatting (thankfully not my job now), line edit review, author approval, and then it goes to publication.

The order of stories is ‘supposed’ to be fairly easy… Open Strong, Close Strong,  Anchor the Middle, Balance Length and Pacing, Manage Tone and Emotional Trajectory, and last but not least, Vary Perspectives and Styles. Sounds easy, but it’s NOT!!!

Those ‘rules’ assume you have a large variety of stories, lengths, etc. In reality, you end up with stories that are ‘close’ to each other in a lot of those categories, and you end up making decisions based on what feels right to you at the time… sigh…

And somebody will always say they would have done it differently…

Anyhoo, back to reading the stories again and many thanks to Laura for the line edits! After that is done, it’s back to the authors one last time for a final approval.

And I’m also trying to finish a conceptual edit for another author that I’m late on… dammit…

Back in battery…

Kinda, sorta…

It’s bad when you come back off vacation so you can rest…LOL

Anyhoo, got to spend time with friends up in Big Sky country!

We ate too much, chatted a lot, and mainly caught up on everyone’s lives. We’re all getting older… sigh…

What is even worse, the AR-15 now classifies as a curio and relic weapon! The patent and trademarks were sold to Colt in 1959! And Colt first manufactured the rifle in 1964 for civilian use.

To qualify as a curio or relic, a firearm must be 50 Years or Older: Manufactured at least 50 years prior to the current date (excluding modern replicas). (As of 2026, this includes firearms manufactured in or before 1976.) So if you have a Colt AR-15 SP1, it’s legally a curio and relic… sigh…

FWIW, the AR designation is for Armalite Rifle (e.g. Eugene Stoner’s original design), NOT automatic rifle or assault rifle. Not that anybody on the left cares…

I’m digging through all the emails and other stuff I’ve been ignoring for the last four days, so I’ll try to get a real post up tomorrow!