A little humor…

To start the week!

Two hillbillies are having lunch when a woman seated nearby begins to choke.

Pounding her chest and trying to cough out the food caught in her throat she looks around for some help.

The hillbilly asks her,”Kin ya swaller, lady?”..

The woman shakes her head no.

Hillbilly asks her “Kin ya breathe, lady?”..

Woman shakes her head no.

Hillbilly walks over, spins her around, lifts up her dress, yanks down her britches and licks her butt cheek.

The woman surprised at the action spits out food caught in her throat.

The hillbillys’ buddy says, “Ya know, I heerd of that there heiny-lick maneuver before but I ain’t never seed nobody do it afore”

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The Louisiana State Police had received numerous reports of illegal cock fighting being held in the area around Abbeville and had sent their famous Detective Boudreaux from Thibodeaux to investigate.   Boudreaux promptly began his investigation and then reported to his Commander the next morning.

“Dey is tree main groups involve in dis rooster Fightin”, he began.

“Good work! Who are they?” the Commander asked.

Boudreaux replied confidently, “De Texas Aggies, de local Cajuns, and de Demcratic Natnal Char fromN’awlins”.

Puzzled, the Commander asked, “Now Boudreaux, how did you find all that out in one night?”

“Well,” he replied, “I went down and done seen dat rooster fight in person.   And I knowed immediately datdem Aggies was involved when a Duck was entered in the fight.”

The Commander nodded, “I’ll buy that. But what about the others?”

Boudreaux nodded knowingly, “Well, I knowed de Cajuns was involved when sumbody bet on de duck!”

“Ah, I see, I see … ” sighed the sergeant,   “And how did you figure the DNC was involved?”

“De duck won!”

Snort…

Snort…

I did a ‘rogue’ AI story back in 2019, called JACE.

Click the cover if you’re interested in the Amazon link.

This was yesterday’s news, HERE, about an AI ‘breaking out’, and attacking companies using the net…

I wrote this MilSF story in 2019, talking about exactly how this could be done… LOL

Everybody poo-pooed it back then as being ‘fiction’, which it was. Now… not so much.

I really hate it when fiction turns into reality… sigh…

Sigh…

I ‘hate’ interesting days…

And Thursday was one of them…

Lost power (along with another 409 people) Thursday afternoon, took 2 hours to get it back on. Temps were ‘only’ high 90s, so it was not too bad.

But…

at 0147, a bright flash, the CPAP quit, and it got really dark… The transformer across the street gave up the ghost. I grabbed my flashlight and went out to check the breakers (again), and sure enough, three were popped. Reset them but still no joy.

Came back in to have an outage notice from the power company, with an estimate of 0400 for the power to be back. Well, I wasn’t going to get back to sleep, as trucks started showing up, warning lights flashing in the windows, beeping as they squirrelled around to get in position, then clanging and banging, and the whine of hydraulics as they went up and down.

A little after 0400, another ‘update’ from the power company, saying there were ‘problems’… oh joy… At least it was only in the mid-80s at that point.

The flashing lights continued but there wasn’t any clanging and banging, or the whine of hydraulics for a while, and about 0500, it all started back up again. Finally, at 0535 the lights flickered and came back on.

So I lay back down and tried to go back to sleep. Woke up at 0830 and that was it…

So I was a ‘tad’ grumpy all day, and I’m hoping I’m still asleep when you read this. But the bright side is, both instances got fixed rather quickly, and we didn’t lose anything in the fridge or the freezer. I know a lot of other folks haven’t been as lucky this year.

But I reserve the right to be a grumpy old man anyway… Phhhbbbbtttt!!!!

Flock…

Is having a ‘bad’ month…

Hackers Got Inside a Flock Camera. Its Data Shows How the System Really Works

A hacker collective pulled down a Flock camera and dumped its data. The files included thousands of videos and logs showing that the device captured 1.6 million images of 50,000 vehicles in 21 days.

Full article, HERE from Wired and from Slashdot, HERE. h/t Steve

The really scary part of the analysis is this-

The software running on the camera explicitly detects people, something which is typically overlooked in discussions around Flock cameras. When it spots a person, it records where they appear in the image and how confident it is in the detection.

And HERE is an article from 404 Media about what the police are doing to ‘justify’ their searches (or not)…

Ironically, I saw two ‘new’ Flock installations have gone up on I-44 between Wichita Falls and Burkburnett, TX when I went up that way on Sunday for breakfast. I found this really interesting, since Gov Abbott had signed to stop Flock cameras on Texas highways 28 August 2026, with state money, HERE.

Now I’m wondering ‘who’ is paying for those cameras to get put up there???

Oh yeah, and Flock’s ‘vaunted’ security… not so much… sigh…

I REALLY don’t want to live in a police state! One of the reasons I moved all the way out here.  Dammit…

TBT…

Another visit to the classic brochures…

And the ‘classic’ Corvette…

The car we all dreamed about owning back in the day!

vette-1 vette-2

This last one was a billboard a couple of years ago in Southern California… Sigh…vette-bb

Done!!!

Finished the edits, finished the discussions with the authors, and bumped the stories up the chain!

Now I get to go back to ‘my’ book…

And get some sleeeeeppppp….

Book promo…

First up is Pam Uphoff with the 26th in her Chronicles of the Fall series- Max Berezin Collection

As always, click on the cover for the Amazon link!

The blurb-

Snapshots a character’s life.

One previously published short story, plus nine new stories that give brief glimpses of a budding Mentalist Lord as he survives ambitious relatives, brief romances, interesting assignments, and vacations . . . Balancing family duties and work while doing what’s right . . . even if it might not actually be legal . . .

Next up is ‘Summer Grayling’ with a new novel- True Colours

The blurb-

Jan Van Der Vaart is a legend. The focus of his magical Talent is pain, and he’s spent years in the military, then as a mercenary, making terrorists, cartels, and governments fear him. Finally, he carved out a safe haven for other Talents, and tried to retire… until one last job, cracking a black lab snatching Talents off the streets, went sideways. He’s left staggering down a rainy coastal highway, thumb out and hoping he’ll catch a lift before the kill team realizes they missed…

Aurelia Brinati is on the run. Having escaped five years of hell as an unwilling lab rat, she has a stolen car and a plan to hide from pursuers by taking passage on a cargo ship headed anywhere else in the world. When she picks up a stray sailor headed the same way, she rapidly discovers she’s out of her depths… and safe in the heart of the storm.

The entire world fears him… except her. Powers are gathering to recapture Aurelia, but they’d best beware. Jan and his friends will do whatever it takes to keep her safe… whether it’s murder, mayhem, or last-minute shopping runs to find something called cream of tartar for her snickerdoodle cookies.

She ‘might’ be somebody we know writing under a pseudonym… maybe… 🙂

Last but not least, Raconteur Press with anthology number 80! Wyrd Warfare- Endless Battle

The blurb-

The hour is late. The bottle is low. The lightweights have gone home. What’s left is the stuff that burns going down & the stories nobody tells until everybody sober has left the room.

Eleven stories. Eleven wars. One question nobody wants answered.

A survey scout stranded on an ocean world follows something enormous through the water, and finds out whose nightmares he’s been having. Two British privates break through the wall of a trench in 1916 and find what’s been taking the bodies out of no man’s land. A Union major and his Confederate cousin stand back-to-back in New Mexico because the dead Comanche in the valley below don’t care which uniform you wore. A frozen squad at the Chosin Reservoir learns that the thing killing them can be hurt–by noise. A Navy senior chief sits in a courtroom that’s just been cleared of its jury, and finally tells someone what came out of the fog at 25 degrees north.

From the Western Front to Korea, from Katanga to the Bermuda Triangle, from a deployment gate cut into the earth at Oak Ridge to a Warsaw schoolhouse full of things that shouldn’t have a body, these are soldiers doing the job in front of them while the rules quietly stop applying.

Some of them come home.

A little humor…

To start the week…

Snort…

A Soldier, a Sailor, an Airman and a Marine got into an argument about which branch of the service was “The Best.”

The arguing became so heated the four servicemen failed to see an oncoming truck as they crossed the street. They were hit by the truck and killed instantly.

Soon, the four servicemen found themselves at the Pearly Gates of Heaven. There, they met Saint Peter and decided that only he could be the ultimate source of truth and honesty.

So, the four servicemen asked him, “Saint Peter, which branch of the United States Armed Forces is the best?”

Saint Peter replied, “I can’t answer that. However, I will ask God what He thinks the next time I see Him. Meanwhile, thank you for your service on Earth and welcome to Heaven.”

Sometime later the four servicemen see Saint Peter and remind him of the question they had asked when first entering Heaven and asked Saint Peter if he was able to ask God for the answer to their answer?

Suddenly, a sparkling white dove lands on Saint Peter’s shoulder. In the dove’s beak is a note glistening with gold dust. Saint Peter opens the note, trumpets blare, gold dust drifts into the air, harps play crescendos and Saint Peter begins to read the note aloud to the four servicemen:

MEMORANDUM FROM THE DESK OF THE ALMIGHTY TO: All Former Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, and Marines

SUBJECT: Which Military Service Is the Best

1. All branches of the United States Armed Forces are honorable and noble.

2. Each serves America well and with distinction.

3. Serving in the United States military represents a great honor warranting special respect, tribute, and dedication from your fellow man.

4. Always be proud of that.

Best Regards,

GOD (USN RET)

Busy, busy…

I’m ass deep in conceptual editing short stories for the Library anthology…

h/t Jesse Barrett

Twelve stories, twelve individuals, and I’m going back and forth with most of the authors…LOL

I’m gonna have a headache before this is over. And then I get to push it off on Laura for the ‘final’ edits…

Welp, two more aspirin and back to it, once I finish, I can go back to work on ‘my’ book.

Tentative publication date is early November, but I’m not promising anything…

Oh…

‘This’ is going to be interesting…

The Pentagon announced Wednesday that the Navy is planning to install Indiana’s first advanced nuclear micro modular reactor at Naval Weapons Station Crane by September 2028.

The reactor’s deployment helps carry out President Donald Trump’s 2025 executive order calling for the swift integration of nuclear power within the military, with a goal of having at least one working reactor on a military base by Sept. 30, 2028.

Full article, HERE from Navy Times.

Since Indiana doesn’t have any nuclear plants in the state, it will be interesting to see what happens. Supposedly, Indiana has planned to ‘investigate’ changing coal plants to nuclear at some time in the future…

And this is the first ‘move’ by .gov to get reliable power onto bases, rather than trust the local power generation. It will be really interesting when they do this at San Diego and Camp Pendleton!

Personally, I’m in favor of it, as the Navy has an excellent history with reactors! 🙂