It’s past time…

To drain the DC swamp…

If he is reelected this November, will Donald Trump manage to drain the swamp this time? The swamp-dwellers are saying no.

Ever since he began his first run for president, Trump has famously vowed to drain the swamp, that is, clear out the far-left bureaucracy in Washington that bears so much responsibility for the leftward drift of the nation over the last decade and a half. 

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According to a new survey, fully 54% of “federal government managers would defy voters to do what they want.” The Napolitan Institute, which states that “we recognize that the only legitimate authority for government comes from the consent of the governed,” and that “our mission is to amplify and magnify the voice of the American people so clearly and powerfully that it becomes the driving, framing and shaping force for the crucial conversations of our nation,” conducted a survey of 500 swamp denizens, aka federal bureaucrats.

Full article, HERE from PJ Media.

I literally don’t have the words for what I want to say, since this is a ‘family’ blog…

Dammit!!!!!

Tar and feathers is sounding better and better, just sayin…

Stray snippet…

Still playing with this one… Comments/recommendations appreciated!

Morgan stowed his sniper rifle in its proper place in the armory rack, scratched an itch in his beard, picked up the debris from the rifle cleaning, and dropped it in the burn bin as Top Sergeant London strode into the armory. “Gah, you stink Sergeant Diederik. What the hell did you and Alesander roll in?”

Morgan slumped on the bench, taking a long drink from the electrolyte bulb. “Top, it was a hundred ten out there, no wind, not enough liquids, and we spent two damned days in that concealed hide up on the mountain. Didn’t see shit to shoot at either.”

London shrugged. “Well, it was fitty-fitty which side was going to get action. I figured you’d get plenty the way the operations order was laid out. Anyway, we were OPFOR, so we didn’t really have control.”

Corporal Alesander, short, squat, black-haired with two days of beard, stumped in, racked his rifle and sat down across from Morgan. “Top, you fucked us. Opposing force my ass. We never even saw a scout. Maurice and Archie got nine kills, resupplied, and a nice, shaded hide. Why don’t you like us?”

London’s grin was feral at best. “Well, you two are the colonel’s golden boys.” He pointed at Morgan. “Just look at the good sergeant. Doesn’t he look like a poster boy for the reserves? Bright blonde hair, beard, blue eyes, slim, fit, why he’s a vid star, doncha know.”

Morgan surged up off the bench, glaring at London, who took a step back. “Top, we do our drills. You know our scores are better than anybody else in the batt. Yes, we saved the colonel’s life during the Gamma Five excursion when he was a major. Yes, he knows who we are by name. Why do you have a hard on for us? You’ve never been in combat with us!”

“Don’t have to be to know sleazebags like you that trade on their laurels with the brass.” London bristled. “Get cleaned up and fall out for formation in thirty. I’ll be back to see if your weapons are actually clean.” With that, he stomped out of the armory, leaving Morgan and Jess staring at one another.

Diederik looked up at the overhead and finally said, “Jess, I’m wondering if staying in the reserves is worth it. Six years active, and now four here on Epsilon Prime and I’m still a sergeant and you’re still a corporal.”

Alesander got up slowly. “I know, Morgan. I know. But it’s still extra money, and,” he grinned, “We still get to play with our toys. It was odd that we never saw the OPORD though. That normally comes through intel.” Turning toward the door, he added, “I’m for the shower and a clean uniform. You and I both know London is going to fail our weapons, so we’ll have to come clean them again, so I’m going to keep this uniform handy.”

“Yeah, that asshole will find something to gig us on.” Jeff is right, intel is part of our jobs. And since Top took over, we’re not seeing as much as we used to. I think I need to look into that a little deeper.

***

 

At zero seven on one day, Morgan stepped through the door into the operations center for Epsilon Stellar Shipping. Zagros pulled the headset off, unfolded from the command chair in front of the system holo tank, and said, “All quiet over the weekend, but you’re going to be busy today!” He smiled, letting his fangs show. “And the boss is on the rampage over the German again.”

Morgan glanced into the holo tank. “What now?” He only saw one orange track coming from the Centauri Republic.

“Two extra days in the Centauri sector, claimed he had tuning problems with the drive.”

“So whatever scam he was running either took too long, or he had problems collecting?”

Zagros shrugged both sets of shoulders. “No idea.” He grinned again. “But you get to deal with it, and the boss.”

Morgan slipped into the chair and grimaced. “Oh, thank you.” Slipping on the headset, he felt the click as his neural lace connected to the system. He glanced up to see Zagros wave as he headed for the door.

An hour later, he felt a tap on his shoulder and surfaced from his concentration on ship movements and coordination. Looking up, he saw Milagro Chin, ESS owner glaring at him.

Chin snapped, “I want the German gone! No more…never again.”

Morgan nodded. “Gone. Got it, Mr. Chin. I need to coordinate with Stellar Expediters for the Sol emergency shipments, but the German will not get another contract from us.”

Chin straightened and pushed his graying long black hair back over his forehead. “There is issue?”

“Too many ton equivalent units, staggered deliveries, not enough hulls unless we hold to fill. Also, possibly some bulk versus TEU issues. I need to coordinate that with SE’s folks to minimize the holds.”

Chin mumbled, “Sorry I ever stepped off the bridge. Easier…Now, too many…” He shook his head and added, “Do what you need.” Puffing out his chest, he strutted out of operations, leaving Morgan and the others looking at each other.

Morgan finally said, “Somebody get SE on the line. Shikary, find somebody to take the German’s load when he gets here.

Moments later, Shikary said, “SE for you, Morgan. I will work on the German’s cargo.”

He touched his headset and said, “Morgan Diederik ESS. To whom am I…”

Laughter interrupted his words. “Morgan, so official today. Are you still playing soldier?”

Shaking his head, he saw the woman on the other end of the comm. “No, Kirsten, I’m working.” Long glossy black hair, laughing green eyes, petite, with a beautiful smile. He made his voice severe, “And so should you be! We have…issues we need to work out.”

“Oh, we do, do we?”

He could almost see her eyebrow arching as she said it, and he chuckled. “Not those issues. I’ve got hull problems with the emergency shipments to Sol.”

A half hour later, they’d worked out enough compromises that only two ships would have to wait twelve to eighteen hours between unloading and loading to get everything on the way and meet the delivery schedule. He pushed the revisions to the tank, copied Mr. Chin, and finished the rest of the normal coordination issues with the ships, cargoes, destinations that had piled up.

By nineteen, he was yawning and ready to call it a day when Zagros strolled back in. “Nothing hot. The German knows he’s gone. Chin commed him directly. As far as we know, nobody from Centauri is after him.”

Zagros laughed. “Good! The Sol shipments?”

“Sorted. Earth’s atmosphere is finally responding to the terraformer’s attempts to raise the temperature and get them out of the incipient ice age. These shipments were mostly GMO’ed food stuffs that will grow in colder temperatures, so we had a bulk versus weight issue.”

Zagros cocked shoulders on one side. “So, loading issues, yes?”

Morgan laughed. “Not really, your folks huddled up, set up a line, and hand loaded the sprouts into the shipboard racks quicker than any machines could have done.”

The rest of the week passed quietly, or as quietly as it could with Mr. Chin for a boss. By five day, Morgan was ready for some relaxation, after effectively a dozen days in a row of work. Jeff had messaged him that the gang was going to be at Taverna at twenty, so he ran by his two bedroom flat, quickly showered, and changed into what he thought of as ‘business casual’.

A dark gray shirt over deep blue pants, sliding his stinger pistol around to the four o’clock position as he loaded his pockets with what was jokingly referred to as pocket lint. His ID chit, credit chits, and his micro comm minimized the bulk as he slid his earbuds in, knowing the Taverna would be noisy. The last thing he did was to pop two anti-hol tabs. Huh, this new version tastes like peppermint.

An autocar ride later, he stepped into the wall of noise that was the Taverna on a five day night, and chuckled. “Oh, it’s going to be one of those nights.” Stopping by the bar, he grabbed a beer and peered into the back of the Taverna. Seeing a hand waving, he made his way to the back corner furthest from the stage and saw the rest of the gang had taken over two booths and a table.

He looked but didn’t see Kirsten and bit his lip as Jeff got up. “She’s here, just in the little girl’s room with Lissa and Rusico.” Jeff pointed to the booth on the left. “That one is ours. Back to the wall. This week has sucked and I’m gonna tie one on!”

Morgan cocked his head. “What happened?”

Jeff growled, “Politics and bullshit. We were upgrading the official city net, and the comptroller didn’t want her precious stuff touched by us unclean tech types.”

Snorting, Morgan said, “I’ll bet I know how that ended!”

Jeff shook his head. “Still hasn’t. She unplugged her entire division from the net!” He grimaced. “And refuses to reconnect it. We can’t do shit until it’s back online, but my bosses wanted everything done by close of business today. Needless to say, that didn’t happen—”

The three ladies came back, interrupting Jeff’s tirade, with Kirsten, in a dark gray shift, brushing his lips and she slipped her arms around him. “Glad you made it. I was wondering, it’s been almost two weeks.”

He murmured, “You knew I had duty last weekend, and we never have time to meet up during the week.” He kissed her soundly, to applause from Jeff, Lissa, and Rusico, who squealed and reached out to grab a man walking by.

Jeff and Lissa, both of them dressed in blue outfits, slipped back into the booth and Morgan and Kirsten sat down, with all of them watching Rusico. Redheads and their green dresses… She turned, pulling him around, and said, “Hey, this is Tomas, he works with me at the hospital.”

The muscular dark haired man ducked his head. “I…well, I used to be a nurse, but now I’m a radiologist.” He smiled at Rusico. “Tomas Howard.”

Rusico laughed. “Doctor Tomas Howard. And he’s a good one!” She hugged him possessively. “And we miss your humor and lifting ability.”

Tomas shook his head. “That is why you really liked me. I could lift the patients.”

As the night wore on, the conversations ran, as always, in random directions, until Tomas mentioned that he was also a reservist and told them a story from the past weekend. “It was really odd, we were getting ready to pack up when the top kick from…three twenty fourth, I think, came in and talked to Top Bedford about how he was going to get rid of a couple of malingerers he had. He mentioned they’d been stuck out on a hide for two days, and didn’t do anything, so he was starting a documentation trail to…”

Morgan glanced at Jeff and saw his face go blank. Yeah, he’s talking about us. What the hell? Documenting that we did nothing? Hell, that asshole put us out there. Now I wonder if that’s why we’re not seeing all the intel feeds all of a sudden. I need to get home for a weekend. Morgan made a hand signal to Jeff to be quiet, and sat back as Tomas finished his story. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Kirsten cock her head at him, just as the band leader said, “Anybody want to hear Torch?”

Kirsten groaned. “Not tonight. Please, not tonight. I want—”

Her plaint was interrupted by the crowd chanting, “Torch, Torch, Torch.”

Morgan chuckled as he got up. “Your fans await, my dear.” He held out his hand to her to help her out of the booth, but she slapped it away.

She got up and hissed in his ear, “You’re going to pay for that, Morgan Diederik! She stalked toward the bandstand, shaking her head ruefully, even as she waved to the chanting crowd.

Morgan sat back with a smile, knowing what was coming as Tomas turned to the bandstand. “What is going on? Torch?”

Lissa smiled. “You’ve never been here when she sings, have you?” Tomas shook his head, and she continued, “You are in for a treat! Kirsten underwent operatic training, graduated with a dual degree in music and math, and can sing anything!”

Tomas asked, “Why do they call her Torch?”

Rusico snorted. “She specialized in ancient music. Sad, romantic, lost love, things like that. And she sang in three operas her senior year. Aida, Tristan and Isolde, and…”

Lissa said, “Oh, oh, and The Merry Widow!”

Tomas’ reply was interrupted by the band starting up with an old song, and Kirsten’s voice ringing out over the entire bar.

A half hour later, Jeff poked Morgan, “You hear what she’s singing? Losing that loving feeling? Man, you better do something about that.”

Morgan nodded. “I know, I know. It’s…complicated.”

“Well, you better uncomplicate it before she walks away. Lissa says she’s not happy.”

Blowing out a breath, Morgan nodded. “Soon.” I need to go home next weekend. And I need to buy a present for Marie for graduating from her residence program. Morgan figured it was close to the end of the band’s set, and headed for the bar, knowing Kirsten would want a drink.

Kirsten came back to the table and slipped into the booth. “I need a drink! Gah, I sounded like crap!”

Morgan slid the drink in front of her and said, “No, you didn’t! You sounded great as always!”

“Did not!” She tossed off half the drink and shuddered. “I’m gonna have words with Tris over his music choices! I swear, he cannot, cannot stay on tempo on the ballads!”

Tomas slowly clapped. “I…have never heard such music, and your voice!”

Kirsten nodded. “It’s old stuff, from the nineteenth and twentieth centuries. Very few know it anymore.” She chuckled. “As far as the voice, it’s all about projection.”

Lissa snorted. “And you have perfect pitch, bitch! Remember, I was in the same damned classes with you!”

Kirsten laughed. “Oh Lissa, you are…”

“Not as good as you, which is why I was always the second singer!”

The two of them chorused, “But we had funnnn!” And collapsed laughing as they toasted glasses.

Morgan and Jeff just shook their heads and didn’t bother responding, knowing it was safer to keep their mouths shut.

A few minutes later, Kirsten leaned over and whispered, “Can we leave, please? I…don’t want to sing anymore tonight.”

Six day morning, Morgan watched as Kirsten slipped his shirt on before she left the bedroom, humming a popular song. I need to just give her the ring and get it over with. She knows I love her, and I’m pretty sure she loves me. But…the whole family thing…I gotta go talk to mom and dad before I go any further.

Seemingly moments later, Kirsten padded back into the bedroom, two cups of coffee in her hands. He stretched, and both felt and heard his back pop as she sat his cup on the nightstand next to the bed. “Here you go, sleepyhead. Coffee, black, strong, and hot. And I get the shower first!” She grinned as she set her cup down, stripped off his shirt, and dashed for the fresher.

Morgan hitched himself up and leaned against the headboard, slowly sipping the coffee, and pondering what he should do next. He glanced at the nightstand where the ring sat in the top drawer, temping him to propose today. I…gotta talk to the folks.

A little humor…

Sigh…

I tried to catch some fog.  I mist.

·  When chemists die, they barium.

·  Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

·  A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is
now a seasoned veteran.

·  I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid.  He says he can stop any time.

·  How does Moses make his tea?  Hebrews it.

·  I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.  Then it dawned on me.

·  This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club,
but I’d never met herbivore.

·  I’m reading a book about anti-gravity.  I can’t put it down.

·  I did a theatrical performance about puns.  It was a play on words .

·  They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O.

·  This dyslexic man walks into a bra .

·  I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

·  A cross-eyed teacher lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils?

·  When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

·  What does a clock do when it’s hungry?  It goes back four seconds..

·  I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!

·  Broken pencils are pointless.

·  What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?  A thesaurus.

·  England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .

·  I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

·  I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

·  All the toilets in London police stations have been stolen.
Police say they have nothing to go on.

·  I took the job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

·  Velcro – what a rip off!

·  Cartoonist found dead in home.  Details are sketchy.

+++++++++

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned…couldn’t concentrate.

Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the ax.

After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn’t suited for it …mainly because it was a so-so job.

Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was too exhausting.

Then I tried to be a chef — figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn’t have the thyme.

I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn’t cut the mustard.

My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn’t noteworthy.

I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn’t have any patience.

Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I just didn’t fit in.

I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn’t live on my net income.

I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.

So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn’t fit for the job.

After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it.

My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.

I tried self-employment but I couldn’t get along with the boss.

Book promo…

First up is Peter Nealan with a new series, Edge of the Imperium, Spheres of Influence

As always, click on the cover for the Amazon link!

The blurb-

A“Peacekeeping”Mission That Might Be Anything But

Lieutenant Bannon and his phalanx of Corvanite warriors have already seen some of the worst that the irregular war between the reptilian otuchans and the human latecomers can offer.

Or so they think.

First Sergeant Draven, trying to hold his company of Zolarian citizen soldiers together, has been on the desolate planet of Zhogalgan longer than Bannon. He’s seen even more.

Yet while they are both there as peacekeepers, they are not there to help each other.

Spheres of influence and empires clash, on a dry, harsh world that might become the flashpoint in an interstellar war!

Next is Pam Uphoff with a new story in her Chronicles of the Fall series, Best Enemies

The blurb-

Hayden Jaeger, youngest son of the Chairman of the Council and Ambrose Vinogradov, the youngest son of the Founder, were thrown together by random chance as they were assigned to be dorm mate at the University. It was not an instant friendship.

300 years before the fall of the Troystvennyy Soyuz, the foundations of a secret society are about to be laid down . . .

Last but not least, Raconteur Press is out with a new anthology, Steam Rising

The blurb-

Steampunk. It’s not just a genre, it is science fiction in its purest form. In this collection, you will read of the ways that technology could both help and harm mankind. Steam power took a special kind of bravery to use and master, and the people who live in a steam-powered world adjust to that need: engineers, inventors, tinkerers and experimentalists of every kind and every manner imaginable.

Within, you will meet clockmakers and war-widows, steamship captains and airship pilots; you will see wailing engines race and clanking automata strut. Hurry on! The engineer is feeding the coal, and says she’s raring to go.

See that red lever over there? Grip ‘er tight, and heave forward the throttle…

Labor Day…

Weekend…

Observed the first Monday in September, Labor Day is an annual celebration of the social and economic achievements of American workers. The holiday is rooted in the late nineteenth century, when labor activists pushed for a federal holiday to recognize the many contributions workers have made to America’s strength, prosperity, and well-being.

Before it was a federal holiday, Labor Day was recognized by labor activists and individual states. After municipal ordinances were passed in 1885 and 1886, a movement developed to secure state legislation. New York was the first state to introduce a bill, but Oregon was the first to pass a law recognizing Labor Day, on February 21, 1887. During 1887, four more states – Colorado, Massachusetts, New Jersey and New York – passed laws creating a Labor Day holiday. By the end of the decade Connecticut, Nebraska and Pennsylvania had followed suit. By 1894, 23 more states had adopted the holiday, and on June 28, 1894, Congress passed an act making the first Monday in September of each year a legal holiday.

It’s now a three day holiday, and at least in Texas, also the start of Dove season…

When I was a kid, we started school after Labor Day and usually ended in late May (weather dependent). Now days… sigh…

And hopefully, we’ll start seeing ‘some’ break in the weather, because I know ‘we’ could use one! Multiple days over 100 degrees are not fun.

So, enjoy your long weekend, and the cookout you’ve got planned!!!

If…

Got this from ‘various’ mil and R&D sources…

I was in charge of DOD for a day, Georgia Tech would NEVER get a government contract again, and would have to pay back ALL the $$ sent them!!!

Dr. Emmanouil “Manos” Antonakakis runs a Georgia Tech cybersecurity lab and has attracted millions of dollars in the last few years from the US government for Department of Defense research projects like “Rhamnousia: Attributing Cyber Actors Through Tensor Decomposition and Novel Data Acquisition.”

The government yesterday sued Georgia Tech in federal court, singling out Antonakakis and claiming that neither he nor Georgia Tech followed basic (and required) security protocols for years, knew they were not in compliance with such protocols, and then submitted invoices for their DoD projects anyway. (Read the complaint.) The government claims this is fraud:

Full article, HERE from Ars Technica.

For my ‘sins’ for over a dozen years, I worked with a number of UARCs and FFRDCs (list HERE of DOD S&T organizations) on various R&D programs for the Navy. All of them had stringent security requirements, and they were routinely ‘checked’ by our security folks for compliance.

EVERY organization I worked with was subject to hacking attempts almost daily by Russian/Chinese/Iranian government organs, and HUMINT intrusions by ‘students’…

So the best bet is that anything Georgia Tech was working on was/is compromised and probably has been since day two of it’s existence.

Egos… Gah!!!

How many remember…

Hollywood Squares?

My mother and grandmother ‘loved’ watching that show and laughing at the nonsensical answers usually given by Paul Lynde. Here is a bit of Lynde’s version of humor in response to Peter Marshall, the show’s host.

Peter Marshall: “Eddie Fisher recently said, ‘I am sorry. I am sorry for them both.’ Who was he referring to?”

Paul Lynde: “His fans.”


Marshall: “According to Tony Randall, ‘Every woman I’ve been intimate with in my life has been…’ what?”

Lynde: “Bitterly disappointed.”


Marshall: “Paul, how many fingers in the girl scout salute?”

Lynde: “Gee, I don’t remember. The last time I saw it was when I didn’t buy their cookies.”


Marshall: “Paul, does Ann Landers think there is anything wrong with you if you do your housework in the nude?”

Lynde: “No, but I have to be terribly careful when I do my ironing.”


Marshall: “Paul, any good sailor knows that when a man falls off a ship you yell ‘Man overboard!’ What should you shout if a woman falls overboard?”

Lynde: “Full speed ahead!”


Marshall: “What are ‘dual-purpose cattle’ good for that other cattle aren’t?”

Lynde: “They give milk… and cookies, but I don’t recommend the cookies.”


Marshall: “Paul, why do Hell’s Angels wear leather?”

Lynde: “Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.”


Marshall: “According to the IRS, out of every 10 Americans audited, how many end up paying more taxes?”

Lynde: “11.”


Marshall: “What’s the one thing you should never do in bed?”

Lynde: “Point and laugh!”


Marshall: “In ‘The Wizard Of Oz’, the Tin Man wanted a heart, and the Lion wanted courage. What did the Straw Man want?”

Lynde: “He wanted the Tin Man to notice him.”


Marshall: “In the Shakespearean play ‘King Lear,’ King Lear had three of them – Goneril, Cordelia, and Regan? Who were they?”

Lynde: “King Lear had Goneril?”


Marshall: “Paul, everyone knows the first verse: What shall we do with the drunken sailor? / What shall we do with the drunken sailor? / What shall we do with the drunken sailor? / Early in the morning? But what is the first line of the next verse?”

Lynde : [singing] “Put him in bed with Elizabeth Taylor / Put him in bed with Elizabeth Taylor / Put him in bed with Elizabeth Taylor / Early in the morning.” [audience laughs] “How disgusting… that poor sailor!”


Marshall: “True or false, Paul Revere had 16 children?”

Lynde: “From ONE midnight ride?”


Marshall: “Back in the 1870s, Emile Berliner invented something, and without it, I wouldn’t be able to do my job. What was it?”

Lynde: “Let’s see… toupees? Facelifts? Contact lenses?”

Marshall: “Now cut that out!”

Lynde: “Makeup? Capped teeth? Loud sports jackets?”

You don’t see that kind of humor anymore… for better or worse…

Cleaning up…

Texas has been cleaning the ‘voter roles’ since 2021…

Purging voter registration rolls should not be controversial. The process is part of ensuring the integrity of the vote, making sure that ineligible voters are not allowed a ballot.

But for some Democrats looking to make an issue of purging people from the voter rolls, it’s a racist attempt to deny people of color the right to vote.

Do states purge some eligible voters from the rolls inadvertently or by mistake? No doubt the answer to that question is yes. Perhaps someone who moved forgot to change their address. Perhaps they didn’t notice the postcard that came in the mail reminding them to register with their new address.

The fact is that the overwhelming number of people who are purged from voter rolls were either dead or moved without telling the local registrar. 

Full article, HERE from PJ Media.

So, over ONE MILLION ‘voters’ removed in three years. Interesting, to put it mildly!

So far, almost 2000 illegal voters (with voting history) have been sent to the AG, pending charges.

And of course the left is whining about the AG following up on election integrity issues dating back to 2022 HERE, including one democratic operative in Frio County who was investigated and found to have not just one phone and computer, but over 40 of each!

Makes one wonder ‘why’ that person needed all those phones and computers… Of course the MSM is NOT covering that part of the story.

So maybe, just maybe, Texas will have a pretty fair election come November. I hope…

 

This…

Is just flat weird…

I haven’t followed baseball since the strike in 1994, but this one is apparently a first EVER event.

Weather and the MLB trade deadline led veteran catcher Danny Jansen to one of the most bizarre pieces of league history on Monday afternoon at Fenway Park in Boston. 

Jansen became the first player to ever play for both teams in the same game as the Toronto Blue Jays and Boston Red Sox resumed their rain-delayed game from June 26. 

In fact, Jansen played for both teams in the same inning when he took the field for the Red Sox as the game resumed. 

Full article, HERE from Fox News.

I know it didn’t happen overnight, but dayum… I guess that is one way to get in the history books!

And I can’t help but wonder what Jansen was thinking as he got behind the plate for what ‘should’ have been his at bat for the Jays. After all, he’d already fouled one off before the game was cancelled.

Ya know, if you tried to put something like this in a novel, you’d be booed for making up s**t that couldn’t happen…

Snerk…

Found this old one from back in the late 90s…

This has to be one of the funniest things in a long time. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is a true story from the WordPerfect Helpline, which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department…………..
Needless to say the Help Desk employee was fired; however, he/she was suing the WordPerfect organization for ‘Termination without Cause.’

Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee.
(Now I know why they record these conversations!):

Operator:         ‘Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?’
Caller:              ‘Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect .’
Operator:         ‘What sort of trouble?’
Caller:              ‘Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.’
Operator:         ‘Went away?’
Caller:              ‘They disappeared’
Operator:         ‘Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?’
Caller:              ‘Nothing.’
Operator:         ‘Nothing??’
Caller:              ‘It’s blank; it won’t accept anything when I type.’
Operator:         ‘Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?’
Caller:              ‘How do I tell?’
Operator:        ‘Can you see the ‘C: prompt’ on the screen?’
Caller:              ‘What’s a sea-prompt?’
Operator:         ‘Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?’
Caller:              ‘There isn’t any cursor; I told you, it won’t accept anything I type.’
Operator:         ‘Does your monitor have a power indicator?’
Caller:              ‘What’s a monitor?’
Operator:         ‘It’s the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it’s on?’
Caller:               ‘I don’t know.’
Operator:          ‘Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that??’
Caller:              ‘Yes, I think so.’
Opera tor:         ‘Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it’s plugged into the wall..
Caller:              ‘Yes, it is.’
Operator:         ‘When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just  one? ‘
Caller:               ‘No.’
Operator:          ‘Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable.’
Caller:               ‘Okay, here it is.’
Operator:          ‘Follow it for me, and tell me if it’s plugged securely into the back of your computer..’
Caller:               ‘I can’t reach.’
Operator:          ‘OK. Well, can you see if it is?’
Caller:               ‘No…’
Operator:          ‘Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?’
Caller:               ‘Well, it’s not because I don’t have the right angle — it’s because it’s dark.’
Operator:          ‘Dark?’
Caller:               ‘Yes – the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window.’
Operator:         ‘Well, turn on the office light then.’
Caller:              ‘I can’t..’
Operator:         ‘No? Why not?’
Caller:              ‘Because there’s a power failure.’
Operator:         ‘A power …. A power failure?  Aha. Okay, we’ve got it licked now.  Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff that your computer came in?’
Caller:              ‘Well, yes, I keep them in the closet..’
Operator:         ‘Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from.’
Caller:              ‘Really? Is it that bad?’
Operator:         ‘Yes, I’m afraid it is.’
Caller:               ‘Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?’
Operator:          ‘Tell them you’re too damned stupid to  own a computer!’