A little humor…

Posted on by January 5, 2025
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Back by popular demand… okay, 1 email…

Bumper snickers!!!!

* Horn broken. Watch for finger.

* Keep honking…I’m reloading.

* Your kid may be an honors student, but you’re still an idiot.

* All generalizations are false.

* Cover me.  I’m changing lanes.

* I brake for no apparent reason.

* Learn from your parents’ mistakes – use birth control.

* I’m not as think as you drunk I am.

* Forget about World Peace…Visualize using your turn signal.

* We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?

* He who laughs last thinks slowest.

* I love cats…they taste just like chicken.

* Rehab is for quitters.

* I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.

* Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep.

* Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician.

* I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

* Sorry, I don’t date outside my species.

* No radio – Already stolen.

* OK, who stopped payment on my reality check?

* Few women admit their age;  Fewer men act it.

* It’s lonely at the top, but you eat better.

* A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

* Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

* Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.

* Be nice to your kids.  They’ll choose your nursing home.

* There are 3 kinds of people:  those who can count & those who can’t.

* Caution:  I drive like you do.

This…

Posted on by January 4, 2025
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Could get interesting! A counter to The View???

Last month, actor and comedian Rob Schneider told Fox News that his new company, No Apologies Media, would be launching an all-female conservative talk show to counter ABC’s “The View.” However, he said it won’t be just like “The View.” It’ll actually be something people might want to watch.  

“It will be the opposite because this will be entertaining. It’ll be funny. It’ll have funny women on it that are going to tell jokes and tell stories, and health and wellness,” Schneider said. He added that people are sick of politics and the shaming that comes along with it. “We’re going to have an entertaining show with people — from all over America. We’re not just trying to bring people who are angry and bitter and reinforcing their political echo chamber.” 

Full article, HERE from PJ Media.

I saw ‘one’ episode years ago of the View because I was trapped in a doctor’s waiting room. Never again!!!

But I can’t help but wonder if this is yet more pushback against the left’s constant whining, denigrating the right, globull warming crap, etc.

I think this also might be a sea change in Hollyweird too! Folks that I knew out there that were conservatives had to hide their feelings if they wanted to work or keep working, as most of Hollyweird is and has always been very liberal to hard leftist!

I also wonder if the LA folks are losing control of the movies, etc, with more shows/movies/programs being filmed elsewhere due to California laws and the increased costs of doing business out there.

In any case, it will be nice to see an alternative program come to reality and I’m betting it will get a LOT better reviews than The View…

It’s probably a good thing…

Posted on by January 3, 2025
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The Brits can’t own guns. Especially with the reports finally coming out about the Pakis and others…

Just a few short months ago, members of the U.K.’s Labour Party were in America, campaigning for Kamala Harris. That sure felt like election interference to us, but Prime Minister Keir Starmer said it’s ‘totally normal’ for the Brits to meddle in our elections.

What’s not normal is all the horrific news coming out surrounding ‘grooming gangs’ in the U.K. — and how the government aided, abetted, and covered up for these gangs. The gangs were comprised of Pakistani men (and other nationalities), and their victims were often white British girls. Some as young as 12 or 13 years old. And it’s not fair to call them ‘grooming gangs’ — they raped, abused, and threatened their victims.

While authorities looked the other way as often as they could. Because they didn’t want to be seen as ‘racist.’

Now the Labour Party is blocking an investigation into the massive scandal, to protect the bad actors. Including Keir Starmer himself.

Full article, HERE from Twitchy. And HERE from the BBC.

If something like that had been going on here, there would have bodies on the floor a LONG time ago.

As a father of two daughters, I cannot imagine the families of these girls NOT taking some kind of action, but I know the ‘culture’ over there and the fear of appearing to be racists/islamophobia has become a driver in the U.K. in the last 20 years.

Still, this is just beyond the pale, and I can only say a prayer for the girls and their families, and am glad that the major perps are at least getting long prison sentences…

Gah!!!

Book promo…

Posted on by January 3, 2025
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H.Y. Gregor has the third in her Vechnoye Saga series out- Chernobog’s Wrath

Click on the cover for the Amazon link!

The blurb-

An ancient grudge. A god that must be killed.

Tugarin Zmei is dead, but the battle has just begun, and Chernobog’s wrath endangers the human world.

In pursuit of Chernobog’s followers, Niki Baird, Ryan Fortner, and their allies venture into the Otherworld—a treacherous realm of mythical creatures and mysterious curses. Each discovery spurs more questions, but one truth comes to light: Chernobog seeks Koschei’s Needle, a powerful artifact an undying sorcerer hid in Niki’s world.

Destroying the Needle is the only way stop the black god’s advance, but finding it will test them all. As Niki hones her ancestral magic and swordsmanship, one question looms larger than any other: how do you kill a god?

Fred Hughes has the second novel out in his Heroes of Britannia series- Hero’s Shadow

The blurb-

Empress Regent Hiroko gave Admiral Julie Adams a simple order. Go to the Zenkarr system and solve the Teddy Bear problem. But like all things in life, simple orders don’t always mean simple solutions. Even before entering the home system of the devious race, Julie was forced to fight a pitched battle against the Zenkarr fleet.

The new War Leader doesn’t have enough firepower to defeat the Zenkarr Fleet… but neither can she pull her forces back to Earth, as Emperor Hazard’s commitments to other alien races in the region make that impossible.

To extract the empire from the situation while still defending its allies will force Julie to think outside the box, and she’ll need to use all her guile—and surprisingly, her diplomacy—to solve the problem. But most of all, Julie Adams will need to step out of her dead friend’s shadow and become a hero in her own right.

Last but not least, Pam Uphoff has a new Chronicles of the Fall out- The Black Cube
The blurb-

Hieronymus was just going to take a ride with a friend and wasn’t expecting his friend’s sisters to be a kidnapped . . . and he certainly wasn’t expecting the opportunity to be a hero.

As information about the abilities of unchipped Portal Clones spread, their usefulness for cross-dimensional crimes of the ordinary sort should have been anticipated . . . although how to stop them is difficult, if not impossible. But as a spunky thirteen-year-old works to escape, Hieronymus has a plan . . .

I can highly recommend all three, you’ll enjoy them!!!

Is it just me???

Posted on by January 1, 2025
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Or are the ‘announcers’ at both the college bowl level and NFL becoming more biased to openly cheering for one team rather than being non-partisan as announcers?

In watching the Peach Bowl yesterday, it was not obvious if you just listened to it that Texas was even IN the game, much less leading by 14 points. And at the end of the 4th quarter, one announcer said words to the effect that Arizona was ‘one stop from advancing’. When Texas scored, there was dead air for 20-30 seconds like they were stunned Texas tied the game, and won it in the second overtime.

In the NFL, I’ve noticed that Chris Collinsworth ‘likes’ to get in digs against certain teams. I’ve gotten to the point that I purposely turn the volume down and just ‘watch’ the game anymore (if I watch a game at all). And other are just as bad, or worse…

In other news, I hope everyone enjoyed their hangovers from NYE…LOL

Being a born and raised Southerner, I had the ‘traditional’ New Years Day meal. All believed to bring good luck and prosperity in the new year; the black-eyed peas symbolize coins, the greens represent money, and ham signifies good fortune in life. Of course you can’t have those without cornbread which signifies abundance of food…

What is your New Years traditional food?

Hic… Enjoy the day…

Posted on by December 31, 2024
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May 2025 be better for all of us!

Now go forth and screw up those checks…LOL

 

I’m not sure…

Posted on by December 30, 2024
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About this one…

Information warfare experts are increasingly in demand across the U.S. Navy, and in a move made this month, they’ll now be eligible for sea command.

Navy Secretary Carlos Del Toro amended service regulations to create more command opportunities for information warfare officers. He released a message about the change this month.

Vice Adm. Mike Vernazza, the commander of Naval Information Forces, told DefenseScoop the change represented a “pivotal evolution in how the Navy views and employs IW capabilities across all domains of naval warfare” and meant that personnel steeped in information warfare are eligible for “command for sea.”

Full article, HERE from Navy Times.

I wonder what/how much training they will get before they ‘get’ command. I know aviators can command at sea, but they don’t get a carrier until they’ve been through a version of SWO school, commanded something smaller in the amphibious class ship, and even those are tours with a fully qualified XO who knows ships/ship handling.

I cannot imagine one of the dedicated IW types ‘taking command’ in an emergency, as none of their ‘specialty’ involves actual ship driving or aviation.

But I ‘can’ imagine some of them ‘thinking’ they can… Much like lawyers and doctors that think they are expert pilots because of ‘who’ they are. And manage to kill themselves and others on a pretty regular basis when their alligator ego overrules their peanut skills.

I will be interested to see if/how much pushback there is to this from the actual line officers who ARE in the command pipeline…

 

A little humor…

Posted on by December 29, 2024
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To start the week…

The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium.

She said, “I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Phil, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn’t know if they could help him.”

You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagine the pain that poor Phil must have experienced.

“Phil was unable to hold me or the children,” she went on, “and every move caused him terrible pain.” We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Phil’s scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place.”

Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Phil. “Now,” she announced in a quivering voice, “thank the Lord, Phil is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely.”

All the men sighed with unified relief. The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say.

A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium. He said, “I’m Phil.”

The entire congregation held its breath.

“I just want to tell my wife the word is sternum.”

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Oldie…

WHY MEN PREFER GUNS OVER WOMEN

#10 – You can trade an old 44 for two new 22s.

#9 – You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you’re on the road.

#8 – If you admire a friend’s gun, tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 – Your primary gun doesn’t mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 – Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 – A gun doesn’t take up a lot of closet space.

#4 – Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 – A gun doesn’t ask , “Do these new grips make me look fat?”

#2 – A gun doesn’t mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the Number One reason
Why Men Prefer Guns over women…..

#1 – You can buy a silencer for a gun.

WTH???

Posted on by December 28, 2024
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Mexico is currently testing a cell phone app that will allow illegal aliens to warn relatives and a local Mexican consulate that they are about to be detained.

“In case you find yourself in a situation where detention is imminent, you push the alert button, and that sends a signal to the nearest consulate,” said Juan Ramón de la Fuente, Mexico’s secretary of foreign affairs.

Mexico estimates there are about 4.8 million Mexican citizens in the U.S. illegally, according to the Associated Press. That’s probably not far off from the actual number. In recent years, Mexicans have made up a smaller and smaller percentage of illegal aliens in the U.S., to the point that they now make up much less than half the number of illegals living here.

The massive increase in Cubans, Nicaraguans, Haitians, Venezuelans, and citizens of other failed states in Central and South America now make up the bulk of illegal residents.

Full article, HERE from PJ Media.

Good! Let them warn their ‘families’… Maybe they will self-deport!

I am getting so tired of this mess, and I can’t wait for next month and the new administration to start cleaning out the illegal aliens that are criminals, then working on the other illegal aliens. I watched a new house being built a few streets over, and I’d bet money NONE of the workers were legal residents other than the boss, who apparently spent most of his day ‘correcting’ the carpenters.

 

2024 in the rear view…

Posted on by December 27, 2024
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As 2024 comes to a close, it’s time to take a look back…

This year was a series of ups and downs for me, personally. Obviously, I didn’t get a single new book out, as writing has been an ‘issue’ for me due to some physical issues. I did get a couple of short stories out, but that was about it. But Cedar, Ian, and I continue to do the YouTube chats on Tues/Thurs and haven’t been kicked off yet! And we’re sneaking up on 600 subscribers that are willing to waste an hour listening to us yakking about stuff.

I lost quite a few friends this year also. When you’re over 70, this becomes more the norm than the exception, but it still hurts, and forces one to confront your own mortality. This is not something you really want to do, but you don’t get an option. My ‘goal’ is to continue to do the best I can, taking care of myself as well as I can, and look toward 2025 with optimism, and get at least one new novel out.

Sadly, we didn’t get a single hunt in, so no meat for the freezer, but I happily cheered on friends who were able to get out in the field and got meat (or birds)!

The family is doing as well as they can under the circumstances (living in California), and are making ends meet, so that is a good thing.

As a result of the election, 2025 will bring a ‘significant’ change, IMHO, to the way we are governed, and I believe that will be for the good. And hopefully, we will see prices get back down toward affordable, since it looks like Social Security and my pension are only going up 2.5%… sigh…

Last but certainly not least, I am thankful for the group we have here now, and the friends who’ve reached out to me this past year and made things easier for me to cope with all that is going on. THANK YOU!

It’s always nice to know you can reach out and somebody will pitch in to do what needs to be done, even if it’s nothing more than listening to a phone call. The main thing ALL of us need to remember is that we are not alone, there are friends out there!!!