Spoiler alert…

This one came over the transom from the Mil-email string… HOLLYWOOD HAS BEEN LYING TO US -There are no consequences of a high speed car chase. Police are never interested in following up just why your car was driving at … Continue reading

How about some humor???

I’m old enough to have grown up watching Jack Benny, Dean Martin, Flip Wilson and Red Skelton back in the day. Their humor was ‘clean’, much of it was based on physical humor and, especially with Dean Martin, often revolved … Continue reading

Wordless Wednesday…

Aviation edition… Kinda, sorta… … Continue reading

Snerk…

‘Somebody’ had WAY too much time on their hands… ‘Twas No Hope Before Christmas: ‘Twas the night before Christmas, when in the White House, Not a creature was spinning, not even Josh Earnest’s mouth; The pantsuits were hung by the … Continue reading

A little humor to start the week…

Bumper snickers!!!! * Horn broken. Watch for finger. * Keep honking…I’m reloading. * Your kid may be an honors student, but you’re still an idiot. * All generalizations are false. * Cover me.  I’m changing lanes. * I brake for … Continue reading

Snerk…

This one came over the transom via the milemail net… HORROR MOVIE SURVIVAL -If the house you’re living in tells you to “GO AWAY” do so immediately. -Never take a bath or shower with a maniac/spirit/demon/creature in the house. -When … Continue reading

A little ‘humor’ to start the week…

YOU’RE AN 80’S CHILD IF… -You had a crush on one of the New Kids on the Block members. -You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off. -You wore a banana clip or one of … Continue reading

Paraprosdokians…

A paraprosdokian is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence is unexpected and oft times very humorous. If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they’d eventually find me attractive. I … Continue reading

Unemployment…

With Abbott and Costello… COSTELLO: I want to talk about the unemployment rate in America . ABBOTT: Good Subject. Terrible Times. It’s 5.6%. COSTELLO: That many people are out of work? ABBOTT: No, that’s 23%.  COSTELLO: You just said 5.6%. … Continue reading

Wordless Wednesday…

h/t JP … Continue reading