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To start the week… Stuff that only makes sense if you live in Jacksonville (Florida) You are either a Gator or a Seminole. You have no choice. If you abstain, you will be assigned a team. There are no other … Continue reading
Category Archives: net humor
To start the week… A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, “I Want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.” The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting … Continue reading
To start the week… A Lord Nelson in today’s British Navy! Nelson: “Order the signal, Hardy.” Hardy: “Aye, aye sir.” Nelson: “Hold on, this isn’t what I dictated to Flags. What’s the meaning of this?” Hardy: “Sorry sir?” Nelson (reading … Continue reading
To start the week! Two hillbillies are having lunch when a woman seated nearby begins to choke. Pounding her chest and trying to cough out the food caught in her throat she looks around for some help. The hillbilly asks … Continue reading
To start the week… Snort… A Soldier, a Sailor, an Airman and a Marine got into an argument about which branch of the service was “The Best.” The arguing became so heated the four servicemen failed to see an oncoming … Continue reading
To start the week… A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time. So she went to check … Continue reading
To start the week!!! A fellow walked into a pet store and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, a Chief Master Sergeant from the local Air Force Base walked in and said to the shopkeeper, “I’d like a line-service monkey please.” … Continue reading
To start the week… Words not yet in the Dictionary- ACCORDIONATED (ah kor’ de on ay tid) adj. Being able to drive and refold a road map at the same time. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing the ability … Continue reading
To start the week… Kinda, sorta humor, but also lots of truth… A Sailor’s Thoughts: Some random and rambling thoughts accumulated from various quarters over the years. A bit of introspection from an “older” sailor. A sailor will walk 10 … Continue reading
To start the week… And I honestly can’t say I disagree, sigh… Drafting Guys over 60—-this is funny & obviously written by a Former Soldier- New Direction for any war: Send Service Vets over 60! I am over 60 and … Continue reading