Snerk…

THE LAWS OF ULTIMATE REALITY & Law of Mechanical Repair  After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee. & Law of Gravity  Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the … Continue reading

Snerk…

One to remember for Christmas… For those that HATE the Elf on the Shelf BS… And scare the hell out of the kids as an added benefit, if so desired… LOL And gotta love this Pub commercial out of Texas. … Continue reading

They say…

If you can’t say anything good, don’t say anything… So you get humor… “Best” headlines of 2007… Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial … Continue reading

Insert post here…

A post, a post… my kingdom for a post… Except I don’t have a kingdom or a post either… Sigh Busy writing and ran out of time, so you get humor, or go read the folks on the sidebar, they’re … Continue reading

A little humor…

To start the week… I’m on two diets. I wasn’t getting enough food on one. Apparently RSVP’ing to a wedding invitation, “Maybe next time,” isn’t  the correct response.   Don’t irritate old people. The older we get the less “life … Continue reading

It’s hump day…

So a little humor… ONLY A TRUE GOLFER WILL UNDERSTAND THIS… Don’t buy a putter until you’ve had a chance to throw it. Never try to keep more than 300 separate thoughts in your mind during your swing. When your … Continue reading

Snerk…

Sadly, this isn’t far from the truth in the IT world… They want unicorns… Looking to hire a Jr Data Scientist: – 15 years Python – 30 years SQL – 20 years AWS – 15 years Spark – 15 years … Continue reading

Is this where we are???

Worth many thousand words… Please do that… PLEASE!!! 🙂 And this one echoes my sentiments toward 2020…   … Continue reading

I got nuttin…

So you get humor… – Good judgment comes from bad experience … and most of that comes from bad judgment (assuming you survive the first iteration). – Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it. – … Continue reading

Going to the dogs…

Literally in these cases… Rube Goldberg for the win! The dog is looking around like ‘Is it over yet? Is it safe??? And I wonder how many times this one got filmed before they got it right! Those dogs ‘knew’ … Continue reading