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If I couldn’t say anything good to not say anything… So you get more humor… If you grew up in Florida… 1. Socks are only for bowling. 2. You never use an umbrella because you know the rain will be over … Continue reading
Category Archives: net humor
One Sunday morning, an old cowboy entered a church just before services were to begin. Although the old man and his clothes were spotlessly clean, he wore jeans, a denim shirt and boots that were worn and ragged. In his … Continue reading
To start your week… An Oklahoma Kid’s first Bow and Arrow set!! Don’t know who wrote this, but he has a way with words that makes one visualize being right there beside him. Life as a child growing up on a farm … Continue reading
To start the week… Tongue firmly in cheek, as it were… TEN THINGS WOMEN WILL SIMPLY NEVER UNDERSTAND… Men are a misunderstood lot, which all in all is probably for the best. Women are better off not knowing that we … Continue reading
For Hump Day… A.A.A.D.D.. KNOW THE SYMPTOMS! Thank goodness there’s a name for this disorder. Age-Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I … Continue reading
To start your week! A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor’s office. “Is it true,” she wanted to know, “that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?” “‘Yes, I’m afraid so,”‘ the doctor … Continue reading
To start your week… The weather not withstanding, it’s time for Golf!!! aONLY A TRUE GOLFER WILL UNDERSTAND THIS… Don’t buy a putter until you’ve had a chance to throw it. Never try to keep more than 300 separate thoughts … Continue reading
To start the week… It IS spring, so the snakes are starting to move… Reaction to Snakes Civilian: Runs away from the snake screaming. Paratrooper: Lands on and kills the snake. Armor: runs over snake, giggles, and looks for more snakes. … Continue reading
To start your week! Man rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys’ side of the story. ( I must admit, it’s pretty good.) We always hear ‘the rules’ from the … Continue reading
To start your week! Why Jewish Daughters Need Psychotherapy Jewish Mother: “Hello?” Daughter: “Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight?” Jewish Mother: “You’re going out?” Daughter: “Yes.” Jewish Mother: “With whom?” Daughter: “With a friend.” Jewish Mother: … Continue reading