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Or poking fun at folks that CAN take a joke… From the Hillbilly Book of Manners 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at ’em. 3. YES, it’s considered … Continue reading
Category Archives: net humor
So you a list… … Continue reading
It’s amazing what you sometimes find floating around on old hard drives… From 1996… A classic flame… SUBJECT: Re: 30009 — Warning! Don’t download!!! DATE: 14 Mar 1996 00:06:52 GMT ORGANIZATION: Netcom Dear: [x] Clueless Newbie [x] Lamer [ ] … Continue reading
These glorious insults are from an era before the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words. A member of Parliament to Disraeli: “Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease.” “That depends, Sir,” said … Continue reading
This one came over the transom from the Mil e-mail net… THE LAWS OF LIFE LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee. LAW OF GRAVITY: Any tool, … Continue reading
So you get humor… I think this guy escaped from the CDC… Gotta love this Doctor Q: Doctor, I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that’s … Continue reading
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for … Continue reading
For my writer friends… Feel free to share this with your other writer friends… … Continue reading
1966: Long hair 2021: Longing for hair 1966: KEG 2021: EKG 1966: Acid rock 2021: Acid reflux 1966: Moving to California because it’s cool 2021: Moving to Arizona because it’s warm 1966: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor … Continue reading
To start the week… Since the weather is warming up, it’s time to get the sticks out… Golfers Creed Don’t buy a putter until you’ve had a chance to throw it. Never try to keep more than 300 separate thoughts … Continue reading