I got nuttin…

So you get humor… CALLER: Is this Gordon’s Pizza? GOOGLE: No sir, it’s Google Pizza. CALLER: I must have dialed a wrong number. Sorry. GOOGLE: No sir, Google bought Gordon’s Pizza last month. CALLER: OK. I would like to order … Continue reading

Snerk…

This is EPIC trolling… Somebody had WAY too much fun with this. … Continue reading

Net Humor!!!

Busy with stuff, so you get humor… Will Rogers died in a plane crash in 1935, but many of the things he said never grow old. – Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. – There are two … Continue reading

How many people???

Snerk… Q: How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a Facebook group? 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed. 14 to share similar experiences of changing light … Continue reading

So…

Today I swung my front door wide open and placed my Remington 12-gauge semi-auto shotgun right in the doorway.  I left 9 shells beside it, then left it alone and went about my business. While I was gone, the mailman … Continue reading

Busy…

So you get humor… Mary Poppins was traveling home, but due to worsening weather, she decided to stop at a hotel for the night. She approached the receptionist and asked for a room for the night. “Certainly madam,” he replied … Continue reading

Net humor…

Humor??? Or way too close to the truth? The Lone Ranger No Longer Rides – in California. The Lone Ranger was arrested in Lone Pine, California for the crime of illegally transferring silver bullets.  The famed masked man had just … Continue reading

Net humor…

Another one from over the transom from the mil email net… Fractured fairy tales… Mary had a little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little bastard. ******************** Mary had … Continue reading

Busy writing…

So you get humor… Useful Aviation Terms AIRSPEED – Speed of an airplane. (Deduct 25% when listening to a retired fighter pilot.) BANK – The folks who hold the lien on most pilots’ cars. CARBURETOR ICING – A phenomenon reported … Continue reading

Humor…

The nicest thing about the future is . . .. That it always starts tomorrow. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail. 3.. If you don’t have a sense of humor, you … Continue reading