Since the weather sucks…

A little travel ‘humor’ for those who haven’t dealt with roonserbice… TANJOOBERRYMUTTS The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service in a hotel… I may have had a very similar one a time or two, since … Continue reading

Tis the season…

Hopefully everyone has ‘most’ of their shopping done… Made the mistake of going downtown yesterday to send some stuff out, geez, what a madhouse! Traffic, full parking lots, and grumpy people. I got in, did what I needed to, and … Continue reading

Friday Funnies…

FOR THOSE OF US WHO REMEMBER These great questions and answers are from the days when Hollywood Squares’ game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as they are now! Q . Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat? A. … Continue reading

Achmed…

In lieu of yet another rant, how about a ‘new’ Achmed the dead terrorist, with Jeff Dunham? Get it now, before the leftists decide (insert wrong whatever here) isn’t politically correct/racist/something ism/etc… h/t JP … Continue reading

I got nuthin…

So you get humor… Sitting by the window of her convent, Sister Barbara opened a letter from home one evening. Inside the letter was a $100 bill her parents had sent. Sister Barbara smiled at the gesture. As she read the … Continue reading

Snerk…

This is ONE way to get rid of Pelosi… Via the mil email net and some others 🙂 Unattributed, but why not… WASHINGTON (AP) – at 12:15pm today President Trump disclosed that he has reached an agreement with Enrique Pena Nieto, President of … Continue reading

A little humor…

This is just for the ladies… everyone else can skip 🙂 I haven’t found Mr Right, but I have found Mr Cheap, Mr Sleazy and Mr Wrong Next mood swing: 6 minutes I’m in touch with my inner bitch Don’t … Continue reading

Um… er…

These came over the transom from the mil-email chain… Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor….. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why … Continue reading

A little humor…

Now Seniors have their own texting codes: * ATD – At the Doctor * BFF – Best Friends Funeral * BTW – Bring the Wheelchair * BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth * CBM – Covered by Medicare * CUATSC … Continue reading

A few memories…

This one brings back a few… TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED THE  1930’s, 40’s, and 50’s !!      First, we survived being born to mothers who may have smoked and/or drank   While they were pregnant.       They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, … Continue reading