Busy…

So you get humor… Mary Poppins was traveling home, but due to worsening weather, she decided to stop at a hotel for the night. She approached the receptionist and asked for a room for the night. “Certainly madam,” he replied … Continue reading

Net humor…

Humor??? Or way too close to the truth? The Lone Ranger No Longer Rides – in California. The Lone Ranger was arrested in Lone Pine, California for the crime of illegally transferring silver bullets.  The famed masked man had just … Continue reading

Net humor…

Another one from over the transom from the mil email net… Fractured fairy tales… Mary had a little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little bastard. ******************** Mary had … Continue reading

Busy writing…

So you get humor… Useful Aviation Terms AIRSPEED – Speed of an airplane. (Deduct 25% when listening to a retired fighter pilot.) BANK – The folks who hold the lien on most pilots’ cars. CARBURETOR ICING – A phenomenon reported … Continue reading

Humor…

The nicest thing about the future is . . .. That it always starts tomorrow. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail. 3.. If you don’t have a sense of humor, you … Continue reading

Snerk…

Got these over the transom from an old shipmate… 🙂 Top 10 Things I Hate About Star Trek 10. Noisy doors. You can’t walk three feet in a starship without some door whooshing or screeching at you. My office building … Continue reading

Bad… bad… Lexophiles

You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish. To write with a broken pencil is pointless. I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic.  It’s syncing now. England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool . … Continue reading

Net humor…

1 – I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.2 – Borrow money from pessimists — they don’t expect it back.3 – Half the people you know are below average.4 – 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.5 – … Continue reading

Oops…

Busy writing, didn’t have time for a real post, so you get humor… On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful … Continue reading

Sigh…

First it was Tailhook… And the politically correct patch. And yes, there IS an easter egg in the patch. Bonus points if you know what it is. Now it’s callsigns… Politically correct, will be assigned to all pilots… Sigh… It’s … Continue reading