Truly BAD jokes… I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey…but then I turned myself around. What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics? “Oops!” I’m terrified of elevators…so I’m going to start taking steps to avoid the elevator… I … Continue reading
For versions of humor… Ouch!!! We have the standard 6 ft. fence in the backyard, and a few months ago, I heard about burglaries increasing dramatically in the entire city. To make sure this never happened to me, I got … Continue reading
Did I read that sign right? “TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW.” —————————— —————————— ————- In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT. —————————— —————————— ————— Sign In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT … Continue reading
From back in the day…LOL Don Meredith, Dallas Cowboys Quarterback once said: “Coach Tom Landry is such a perfectionist that if he was married to Raquel Welch, he would expect her to cook.” Harry Neale, professional hockey coach: “Last year … Continue reading
“If you want to know how old a woman is, ask her sister-in-law.” – Edgar Howe “Old age comes at a bad time.” – San Banducci “Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.” – Jennifer Yane … Continue reading
Old ‘Burma Shave’ Road Signs were a treat when we were kids… DON’T STICK YOUR ELBOW OUT SO FAR IT MAY GO HOME IN ANOTHER CAR. Burma Shave TRAINS DON’T WANDER ALL OVER THE MAP ‘CAUSE NOBODY SITS IN THE … Continue reading
Edit- And apparently it didn’t schedule… sigh… Story of my life! From 2010! And an oldie but a goody… from 2010! Luckily, What People Think of the Chicken is None of the Chicken’s Business…. Why did the chicken cross the … Continue reading
A little humor to start the week… ENGINEER IDENTIFICATION TEST You walk into a room and notice that a picture is hanging crooked. You… Straighten it. Ignore it. Buy a CAD system and spend the next six months designing a … Continue reading
This is what all of us 70+ year olds, and those yet-to-be, have to look forward to!! This is something that happened at an assisted living center. The people who lived there had small apartments but they all ate at … Continue reading
NOT far from the truth… DoD’s Twelve Days of Christmas The President has authorized the Department of Defense to assist Santa with the Twelve Days of Christmas. Status of acquisitions follows: Day 1- Partridge in a Pear Tree: The Army … Continue reading