To start the week… Alcohol Labels Just Like Cigarettes Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government’s suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering … Continue reading
To start your week… High Flight, after the FAA gets through annotating it… Oh, I have slipped the surly bonds of earth (1), And danced the skies on laughter silvered wings; (2) Sunward I’ve climbed (3) and joined the tumbling … Continue reading
I need a break from the BS, so you get more humor… h/t Joe … Continue reading
To start your week… 1960 Hits Renamed Some of the artists of the 60’s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers who can remember doing the “Limbo” as if it were yesterday. They include: Bobby Darin — … Continue reading
To start the week… THINGS THAT NEVER HAPPENED IN STAR TREK -The Enterprise runs into a mysterious energy field of a type it has encountered several times before. -The Enterprise goes to visit a remote outpost of scientists, who are … Continue reading
To start the week… I don’t write ’em, I just pass ’em along on recycled electrons… -If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they’d eventually find me attractive. -I find it ironic that the colors … Continue reading
To start the week… The Stolen Car The proud owner of a magnificent 1956 Chevrolet convertible, wrote to say he had restored the car to perfection over the last few years, and sent this… Last week on a very warm summer … Continue reading
To start the week… Have pun with these: A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking Dijon vu – the same mustard as before Practice safe eating – always use condiments Shotgun wedding – A case of … Continue reading
To start the week… You can say what you want about Florida, but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving north. These are actual ads seen in ”The Villages” Florida newspaper.(Who says seniors don’t have a sense of humor?) FOXY LADY : Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80’s, … Continue reading
To start the week! By today’s standards, none of us were supposed to ever make it. HIGH SCHOOL — 1957 vs 2026 Scenario 1: Jack goes duck hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his … Continue reading