A little humor to start the week. FOR THOSE WHO DON’T KNOW THE RULES Southerners know their summer weather report: Humidity, Humidity, Humidity Southerners know their vacation spots: The beach The rivuh, The crick Southerners know everybody’s first name: Honey, Darlin’, … Continue reading
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If one cannot say anything good, then don’t… So you get more axioms… Golden Rule of Menus. If you can’t pronounce it, you can’t afford it. Thank God it’s Friday – only two more working days this week. When it … Continue reading
Hiring consultants to conduct studies can be an excellent means to turn problems into gold – your problems into their gold. Auditors always reject any expense account with a bottom line divisible by 5 or 10. Is it progress if … Continue reading
For your Monday… How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to ‘put your two cents in’.. But it’s only a ‘penny for your thoughts’? Where’s that … Continue reading
For the week… Laws and their impact(s)… Law of Mechanical Repair – After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee. Law of Gravity – Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll … Continue reading
Back by popular demand… okay, 1 email… Bumper snickers!!!! * Horn broken. Watch for finger. * Keep honking…I’m reloading. * Your kid may be an honors student, but you’re still an idiot. * All generalizations are false. * Cover me. … Continue reading
To start the week… The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, “I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Phil, … Continue reading
Dat dere Cajun version… h/t Rey and merci beaucoup!!! A Cajun 12 Days of Christmas Day 1 Dear Emile, Thanks for da bird in the Pear tree. I fixed it las night with dirty rice an it was delicious. I … Continue reading
To start the week… Why we miss Rodney Dangerfield. He said… My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog … Continue reading
So I give you Ramirez! Go read the folks on the sidebar… … Continue reading