To start the week… A Lord Nelson in today’s British Navy! Nelson: “Order the signal, Hardy.” Hardy: “Aye, aye sir.” Nelson: “Hold on, this isn’t what I dictated to Flags. What’s the meaning of this?” Hardy: “Sorry sir?” Nelson (reading … Continue reading
To start the week! Two hillbillies are having lunch when a woman seated nearby begins to choke. Pounding her chest and trying to cough out the food caught in her throat she looks around for some help. The hillbilly asks … Continue reading
To start the week… Snort… A Soldier, a Sailor, an Airman and a Marine got into an argument about which branch of the service was “The Best.” The arguing became so heated the four servicemen failed to see an oncoming … Continue reading
To start the week… A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time. So she went to check … Continue reading
To start the week!!! A fellow walked into a pet store and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, a Chief Master Sergeant from the local Air Force Base walked in and said to the shopkeeper, “I’d like a line-service monkey please.” … Continue reading
To start the week… Words not yet in the Dictionary- ACCORDIONATED (ah kor’ de on ay tid) adj. Being able to drive and refold a road map at the same time. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing the ability … Continue reading
To start the week… Kinda, sorta humor, but also lots of truth… A Sailor’s Thoughts: Some random and rambling thoughts accumulated from various quarters over the years. A bit of introspection from an “older” sailor. A sailor will walk 10 … Continue reading
To start the week… And I honestly can’t say I disagree, sigh… Drafting Guys over 60—-this is funny & obviously written by a Former Soldier- New Direction for any war: Send Service Vets over 60! I am over 60 and … Continue reading
To start the week… Now this ol’ boy obviously did NOT grow up in the South/Southwest… But KANSAS???? I had this idea that I was going to rope a deer, put it in a stall, feed it up on corn … Continue reading
To start the week… Sorta, kinda funny… One evening a grandson was talking to his grandmother About current events. The grandson asked his grandmother what she thought About the shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in general. The … Continue reading