Busy, busy…

Writing, so you get bad humor… Go read the folks on the sidebar! Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent. 2. A jumper cable walks into … Continue reading

Snerk…

There is trolling, and then there is EPIC level trolling… And all those cruise ships are doing the same thing!!! ROTFLMAO… Sorry… I can’t help it… BWWAHHHAAAHA!!! Breathe…   … Continue reading

Odd facts???

Maybe true, maybe not, but definitely on the ‘odd’ side… A SHOT OF WHISKEY In the old west a .45 cartridge for a six-gun cost 12 cents and so did a glass of whiskey. If a cowhand was low on … Continue reading

Murphy’s Law(s)…

Just to take a break from the BS and ruminate on how ‘true’ these are… Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Nothing is as easy as it looks. Everything takes longer than you think it will. If there … Continue reading

Snort…

Think before you speak? What a novel concept… These folks ‘forgot’ that rule… FIRST TESTIMONY:  I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, “How much do you charge for a shampoo … Continue reading

Humor???

One to think about… maybe??? 🙂 WHAT Do Women Want??   Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur’s youth and ideals. So, … Continue reading

Humor

What have the Romans ever done for us??? Funny you should ask… The US standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That’s an exceedingly odd number. Why was that gauge used? Well, because that’s the … Continue reading

Snerk…

A little humor to start the week… ENGINEER IDENTIFICATION TEST You walk into a room and notice that a picture is hanging crooked.  You… Straighten it. Ignore it. Buy a CAD system and spend the next six months designing a … Continue reading

Kids…

Children’s Science Exam If you need a good laugh, try reading through these children’s science exam answers.. Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made … Continue reading

How about some humor…

Truisms! 1.Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water. 2. I changed my password to “incorrect” so whenever I forget it the … Continue reading