One to think about… maybe??? 🙂 WHAT Do Women Want?? Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur’s youth and ideals. So, … Continue reading
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What have the Romans ever done for us??? Funny you should ask… The US standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That’s an exceedingly odd number. Why was that gauge used? Well, because that’s the … Continue reading
A little humor to start the week… ENGINEER IDENTIFICATION TEST You walk into a room and notice that a picture is hanging crooked. You… Straighten it. Ignore it. Buy a CAD system and spend the next six months designing a … Continue reading
Children’s Science Exam If you need a good laugh, try reading through these children’s science exam answers.. Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made … Continue reading
Truisms! 1.Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water. 2. I changed my password to “incorrect” so whenever I forget it the … Continue reading
You may remember the old Jewish Catskill Comics of Vaudeville days:Shecky Greene, Red Buttons, Totie Fields, Joey Bishop, Milton Berle, Jan Murray, Danny Kaye, Henny Youngman, Buddy Hackett, Sid Caesar, Groucho Marx, Jackie Mason, Woody Allen, Lenny Bruce, George Burns, … Continue reading
For all those writers out there… Author unknown An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars. A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting … Continue reading
Gotta love the Brits… These are genuine clips from council complaint letters: 1. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it. 2. He’s got this huge tool that vibrates the whole … Continue reading
Laugh or cry…your choice! Murphy’s First Law for Wives: If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the store and then you add one more as an afterthought, he will forget two of the first five. Kauffman’s … Continue reading
To start the week! New Word Definitions: Smile – A curve that can set a lot of things straight. Dictionary – The only place where divorce comes before marriage. College – A place where some pursue learning and others learn … Continue reading