A joke???

Maybe??? The “Americans With No Abilities Act” (ANAA) The Senate is considering a sweeping legislative Bill sponsored by the Democratic Party that will provide new benefits for many more Americans.  The Americans with No Abilities Act is being hailed as … Continue reading

A little humor…

I’m NOT commenting on the assassination attempt for 72 hours, so you get humor… YOU MIGHT BE IN THE AVIATION/AEROSPACE INDUSTRY IF … You sat at the same desk for 4 years and worked for 8 different managers. Or have … Continue reading

Mondaze Humor…

Golf funnies… Posted at a golf club in Scotland.. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART. FORM A LOOSE GRIP. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN! STAY OUT OF THE WATER. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO … Continue reading

A little humor…

To start the week… Here is the latest from our newly ordained Pope Francis. Pope Francis recently finished his sermon, ending it with the Latin phrase, “Benedicto Tuti Homini” – Blessed be Mankind. A Women’s Rights Group approached the Pope … Continue reading

Humor to start the week…

As long as you’re NOT a handyman… Daffinitions SKILSAW: A portable cutting tool used to make boards too short. BELT SANDER: An electric sanding tool commonly used to convert minor touch-up jobs into major refinishing jobs. WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint … Continue reading

A little humor…

Church humor, since it’s Sunday… A pastor wakes up in the morning and finds a dead donkey at the church gate. He wondered how it got there, and was anxious to remove the corpse lest it starts spreading stench at … Continue reading

Mondaze humor…

Some of y’all will see this… NEWS FROM THE YEAR 2059 Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized … Continue reading

Random quotes…

These came over the transom from the mil-email string… “To say of what is that it is not, or of what is not that it is, is false;  while to say of what is that it is, or of what … Continue reading

Funnies…

I don’t come up with most of them, I just pass them along on recycled electrons… HOW TO START A FIGHT One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift… The next year, I … Continue reading

Snerk…

Nothing good in the news, so you get humor… Unless you own a cat… How to Give a Cat a Pill    Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. 1.  … Continue reading