In the greatest days of the British Empire , a new commanding officer was sent to a jungle outpost to relieve the retiring colonel. After welcoming his replacement and showing all the courtesies (gin and tonic, cucumber sandwiches) that protocol … Continue reading
Category Archives: net humor
Why ask why??? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to ‘put your two cents in’.. But it’s only a ‘penny for your thoughts’? Where’s that … Continue reading
A little humor to start the week. His Lordship was in the study when the butler approached and coughed discreetly. “May I ask you a question, My Lord?” “Go ahead, Bernard ,” said His Lordship. “I am doing the crossword … Continue reading
I know it’s WAY early, but funny as hell, considering what is going on these days… And this one came over the transom from the mil email net… LOL T’was the Night before Christmas (contract version written by HR) ‘Twas … Continue reading
For us old farts… Lovemaking Tips For Seniors 1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed. 2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle. 3. Set the mood with … Continue reading
To start the week! APHORISM: A SHORT, POINTED SENTENCE THAT EXPRESSES A WISE OR CLEVER OBSERVATION OR A GENERAL TRUTH. 1. The nicest thing about the future is . . . That it always starts tomorrow. 2. Money will buy a … Continue reading
Old folks text shortcuts… ATD – At the Doctor’s BFF – Best Friends Funeral BTW – Bring the Wheelchair BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth CBM – Covered by Medicare CUATSC – See You at the Senior Center DWI – … Continue reading
To start the week… A few years ago, my wife and I moved into a retirement development on Florida ‘s Gulf coast. We are living in the “Delray/Boca/Boynton Golf, Spa, Bath and Tennis Club on Lake Fake-a-Hachee”. There are 3,000 … Continue reading
California became a state The people had no electricity. The state had no money. Almost everyone spoke Spanish. There were gunfights in the streets. So basically nothing has changed except then the women had real boobs and the men didn’t … Continue reading
Sigh… I tried to catch some fog. I mist. · When chemists die, they barium. · Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. · A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. · I … Continue reading