Since taxes are due this week… Ambition in America is still rewarded . . . with high taxes. America is the land of opportunity. Everybody can become a taxpayer. If my business gets much worse, I won’t have to lie … Continue reading
Category Archives: net humor
To start the week!!! And a few St. Paddy’s jokes… They took the slow boat… Definition of an Irish husband: He hasn’t kissed his wife for twenty years, but he will kill any man who does. Murphy told Quinn … Continue reading
To start the week… *TWO IRISH WOMEN IN A BAR* *Two women were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while, one looks at the other and says: ‘I can’t help but think, from listening to you, … Continue reading
To start your week… Psychiatrist vs. Bartender Ever since I was a child, I’ve always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So, I went to a shrink and told him: “I’ve got problems. Every time I … Continue reading
To start the week… ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 — A lady, about 8 months pregnant, got on a bus and sat down. She then noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. … Continue reading
To start the week… An oldie but goodie Excerpts from a Dog’s Diary… 8:00 am – Dog food! My favourite thing! 9:30 am – A car ride! My favourite thing! 9:40 am – A walk in the park! My favourite thing! … Continue reading
To start the week… Humor plus common sense. If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. ~Jay Leno~ The problem with political jokes is they get elected. ~Henry Cate, VII~ We hang the petty thieves … Continue reading
To start the week!!! Dear Mom, Our Scoutmaster told us to write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and got worried. We are okay. Only one of our tents and 2 sleeping bags got washed … Continue reading
To start the week! An oldie but a goody… God said, “Adam, I want you to do something for Me.” Adam said, “Gladly Lord, what do You want me to do?” God said, “Go down into that valley.” Adam said, … Continue reading
To start the week. An oldie but a goody!!! A good laugh for people in the over 60 group !!! When I bought my Blackberry, I thought about the 30-year business I ran with 1800 employees, all without a cell … Continue reading