To start the week… Tool daffynitions… SKILL SAW: A portable cutting tool used to make boards too short. BELT SANDER: An electric sanding tool commonly used to convert minor touch-up jobs into major refinishing jobs. WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and … Continue reading
Category Archives: net humor
That I think we all need right now… This young woman is no different from the rest of us, both family happiness and heartbreak are familiar to her. She is simply looking for an answer to her questions. How do you maintain … Continue reading
To start your week… If you’re an old fart… Black and White (Under age 60? You won’t understand.) You could hardly see for all the snow, spread the rabbit ears as far as they go. ‘Good Night, David. Good Night, Chet.’ … Continue reading
To start the week… For all those special ladies in our lives! MIRROR, MIRROR ON THE WALL??? A look in the Mirror: Age 3: Looks at herself and sees a Queen! Age 8: Looks at herself and sees herself as … Continue reading
To start the week… Bumper snickers!!!! * Horn broken. Watch for finger. * Keep honking…I’m reloading. * Your kid may be an honors student, but you’re still an idiot. * All generalizations are false. * Cover me. I’m changing lanes. … Continue reading
Or commentary to start your week… Written by Andy Rooney, a man who had the gift of saying so much with so few words. Enjoy……. I’ve learned …. That the best classroom in the world is at the feet of … Continue reading
To start the week… The following are all replies that Detroit women have written on Child Support Agency Forms in the section for listing ‘Father’s Details,’ or putting it another way… Who’s your baby’s Daddy? These are genuine excerpts from … Continue reading
To start the week! You know you’re from California if: Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible. You make over $300,000 and still can’t afford a house. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying … Continue reading
To start your week! This one is a few years old, but… A Texan’s answer to welfare… Put me in charge . . . Put me in charge of food stamps. I’d get rid of Lone Star cards; no cash … Continue reading
Leftover Halloween jokes… What, you thought you’d get candy??? Q: What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar? A: “Trike or Treat”? Q: What do you call a fat pumpkin? … Continue reading