To start the week… Bumper snickers!!!! * Horn broken. Watch for finger. * Keep honking…I’m reloading. * Your kid may be an honors student, but you’re still an idiot. * All generalizations are false. * Cover me. I’m changing lanes. … Continue reading
Category Archives: net humor
Or commentary to start your week… Written by Andy Rooney, a man who had the gift of saying so much with so few words. Enjoy……. I’ve learned …. That the best classroom in the world is at the feet of … Continue reading
To start the week… The following are all replies that Detroit women have written on Child Support Agency Forms in the section for listing ‘Father’s Details,’ or putting it another way… Who’s your baby’s Daddy? These are genuine excerpts from … Continue reading
To start the week! You know you’re from California if: Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible. You make over $300,000 and still can’t afford a house. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying … Continue reading
To start your week! This one is a few years old, but… A Texan’s answer to welfare… Put me in charge . . . Put me in charge of food stamps. I’d get rid of Lone Star cards; no cash … Continue reading
Leftover Halloween jokes… What, you thought you’d get candy??? Q: What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar? A: “Trike or Treat”? Q: What do you call a fat pumpkin? … Continue reading
To start the week! What Starts with F and ends with K A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, ‘Harry, what’s your problem?’ Harry answered, ‘I’m too smart for the 1st … Continue reading
To start your week… My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, ‘Do you want to have Sex?’ ‘No,’ she answered. I then said, ‘Is … Continue reading
To start the week… A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she’d like to have for her … Continue reading
To start the week… Pilots vs. control towers… British Airways flight asks for push back clearance from terminal. Control Tower: ‘And where is the world’s most experienced airline going today without filing a flight plan?’ ———————– ATC: “Al Italia 345 … Continue reading