To start the week…
Bumper snickers!!!!
* Horn broken. Watch for finger.
* Keep honking…I’m reloading.
* Your kid may be an honors student, but you’re still an idiot.
* All generalizations are false.
* Cover me. I’m changing lanes.
* I brake for no apparent reason.
* Learn from your parents’ mistakes – use birth control.
* I’m not as think as you drunk I am.
* Forget about World Peace…Visualize using your turn signal.
* We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?
* He who laughs last thinks slowest.
* I love cats…they taste just like chicken.
* Rehab is for quitters.
* I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
* Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep.
* Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician.
* I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
* Sorry, I don’t date outside my species.
* No radio – Already stolen.
* OK, who stopped payment on my reality check?
* Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it.
* It’s lonely at the top, but you eat better.
* A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
* Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
* Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.
* Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
* There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can’t.
* Caution: I drive like you do.
An oldie but a goodie I remeber seeing around the Bay State decades ago:
“Teddy I’m pregnant but we can cross that bridge when we get to it”
Also going back to the 70s and 80s, besides “No Radio” bumper stickers, people would also place a “No Radio” card on the car dashboard.
I recall these came out when certain car audio systems were invented which you could pop out easily and take with you, leaving little or nothing in the car to steal. A local Boston news story reported that a BMW owner came back to his car to find a his side window smashed in by a brick and a hand-scrawled not placed atop the “No Radio” card which read “Get one.”
I often tell people that there are really only 2 types of people in the world. Those who return their shopping carts back to their proper place, and those who don’t.
I figure that pretty much covers everyone. You either are considerate and follow the rules, or you are simply a narcissist who only cares about yourself.
Of course there are exceptions to this, but for the most part I think it is pretty much correct.
“Honk if anything falls off”
Warning! I flunked Driver Ed.
From Logging Country in the Pacific NW:
“Earth First! … We’ll log the other planets later.”
Two is one – One is none!
All- Yeah, there are a ton of them that are ‘area’ specific… LOL
Imagine whirled peas
Actualize global world domination (with USMC logo)
Save a horse, ride a cowboy
Ass, grass or cash, nobody rides for free
Save the lumber industries, eat a Northern spotted owl
Car only worth $100, go ahead and hit me
Giant Wile E. Coyote sticker with “Ouch” covering collision damage
Giant Band-aid covering collision damage
Fake bullet holes with “Mafia Staff Car” note
WN- There is a truck local to me that has the Coyote sticker over a big dent in the bed… obviously a farm truck that a steer was ‘unhappy’ with…
Note left on the dash of a “No Radio” car with a broken window: Just Checking.