To start the week! What Starts with F and ends with K A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, ‘Harry, what’s your problem?’ Harry answered, ‘I’m too smart for the 1st … Continue reading
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To start your week… My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, ‘Do you want to have Sex?’ ‘No,’ she answered. I then said, ‘Is … Continue reading
To start the week… A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she’d like to have for her … Continue reading
To start the week… Pilots vs. control towers… British Airways flight asks for push back clearance from terminal. Control Tower: ‘And where is the world’s most experienced airline going today without filing a flight plan?’ ———————– ATC: “Al Italia 345 … Continue reading
To start your week… I decided to quit drinking for good. So, now I drink for evil. How did I quit smoking? I decided to only smoke after sex. I was trying to have a sexual relationship with a blind … Continue reading
To start the week… Back in battery, survived P-Con, had fun got to see old friends and make new ones! I’ll take that for a win! Now on with the humor… Random Thoughts as I Grow Older Wouldn’t it be … Continue reading
To start the week… What Love means to a 4 to 8 year old. The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think. ‘When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn’t bend over … Continue reading
To start your week… Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle, they walk over to the bird section and Gerry says to Paddy, ‘Dat’s dem.’ The owner comes over and asks if he can help them. ‘Yeah, we’ll … Continue reading
To start the week! An oldie but a goody!!! Political Science for Dummies DEMOCRAT You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You push for higher taxes so the government can provide cows for … Continue reading
To start the week… Golf A couple of women were playing golf. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a man playing the next hole. Indeed, the ball hit him. … Continue reading