To start your week… I decided to quit drinking for good. So, now I drink for evil. How did I quit smoking? I decided to only smoke after sex. I was trying to have a sexual relationship with a blind … Continue reading
Category Archives: net humor
To start the week… Back in battery, survived P-Con, had fun got to see old friends and make new ones! I’ll take that for a win! Now on with the humor… Random Thoughts as I Grow Older Wouldn’t it be … Continue reading
To start the week… What Love means to a 4 to 8 year old. The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think. ‘When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn’t bend over … Continue reading
To start your week… Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle, they walk over to the bird section and Gerry says to Paddy, ‘Dat’s dem.’ The owner comes over and asks if he can help them. ‘Yeah, we’ll … Continue reading
To start the week! An oldie but a goody!!! Political Science for Dummies DEMOCRAT You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You push for higher taxes so the government can provide cows for … Continue reading
To start the week… Golf A couple of women were playing golf. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a man playing the next hole. Indeed, the ball hit him. … Continue reading
To start the week… It may take two or three seconds for the light to come on, but these are clever! ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonalds AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tries to do BERNADETTE: The … Continue reading
To start the week… I was in the six item express lane at the store quietly fuming. Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out line pushing a cart piled high with groceries. Imagine my delight when … Continue reading
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For you ‘sciency’ types… Ya know, I really DO wonder about folks sometimes… Not saying I’m disagreeing, but somebody had way too much time on their hands. And I’m not sure I want to know ‘how’ they determined which was … Continue reading