All Puns Intended 1. Two antennas met on a roof … fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much … but the reception was excellent. 2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says … “I’ll … Continue reading
Category Archives: net humor
UP This two-letter word in English has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that word is ‘UP.’ It is listed in the dictionary as an [adv.], [prep.], [adj.], [n] or [v]. It’s easy to understand UP, meaning toward … Continue reading
To start the week! Aviator “wisdom” Definitions: Pilots: People who drive airplanes. Naval Aviators: Cold, steely eyed, weapons systems managers who kill bad people and break things. However, they can also be very charming and personable. The average Naval Aviator, despite sometimes having … Continue reading
Is not a language for the weak minded… We’ll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes, But the plural of ox becomes oxen, not oxes. One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese, Yet the plural … Continue reading
To start your week! Parents have learned: 1. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes. 2. A 3-year-old is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. 3. If you spray hairspray on dust bunnies and run over them with … Continue reading
To start your week! One Sunday, when counting the money in the weekly offering, the Pastor of a small church found a pink envelope containing $1,000. It happened again the next week! The following Sunday, he watched as the offering … Continue reading
To start your week! 1 – I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. 2 – Borrow money from pessimists — they don’t expect it back. 3 – Half the people you know are below average. 4 – 99% of lawyers … Continue reading
Truly BAD jokes… I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey…but then I turned myself around. What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics? “Oops!” I’m terrified of elevators…so I’m going to start taking steps to avoid the elevator… I … Continue reading
For versions of humor… Ouch!!! We have the standard 6 ft. fence in the backyard, and a few months ago, I heard about burglaries increasing dramatically in the entire city. To make sure this never happened to me, I got … Continue reading
Did I read that sign right? “TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW.” —————————— —————————— ————- In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT. —————————— —————————— ————— Sign In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT … Continue reading