Q. How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A1. None. They screw in a hot tub. A2. None. Somebody organizes a workshop on how to deal with darkness in your life. A3. 21, … Continue reading
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Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other … Continue reading
1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP. 2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK. 3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ … Continue reading
Three men are sitting stiffly side by side on a long commercial flight. After they’re airborne and the plane has leveled off, the man in the window seat abruptly says, distinctly and confidently, in a loud voice: “Admiral, United States … Continue reading
A few more to add to the collection… 1. Light travels faster than sound…which is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing … Continue reading
This one is gonna piss a few readers off 🙂 NICKNAMES · If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. · If Mike, Dave and John go out, … Continue reading
Not that I’m there (yet)…But a list for all those seniors who can’t remember what all the letters mean… ATD: At The Doctor’sBFF: Best Friend FartedBTW: Bring The WheelchairBYOT: Bring Your Own TeethCBM: Covered By MedicareCUATSC: See You At The … Continue reading
They say a picture is worth a thousand words… These are worth a chuckle or two also… It’s been ONE of those weeks (H/T Aepilot Jim) Doh… Aw Crap… Oh S**T…. One note- This does show how tough an AV-8B … Continue reading
Ya just gotta love Photoshop… Now if somebody in Arizona had some balls (and translated this into Spanish)… The Veterinarian- One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the Pastor of a small church found a pink envelope … Continue reading
Chocolate Chip Cookies: Ingredients: 1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten 2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO3 3.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite 4.) 236.6 cm3 partially hydrogenated tallow triglyceride 5.) 177.45 cm3 crystalline C12H22O11 6.) 177.45 cm3 unrefined C12H22O11 7.) 4.9 cm3 methyl ether of … Continue reading