To start the week… THINGS THAT NEVER HAPPENED IN STAR TREK -The Enterprise runs into a mysterious energy field of a type it has encountered several times before. -The Enterprise goes to visit a remote outpost of scientists, who are … Continue reading
To start the week… I don’t write ’em, I just pass ’em along on recycled electrons… -If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they’d eventually find me attractive. -I find it ironic that the colors … Continue reading
To start the week… The Stolen Car The proud owner of a magnificent 1956 Chevrolet convertible, wrote to say he had restored the car to perfection over the last few years, and sent this… Last week on a very warm summer … Continue reading
To start the week… Have pun with these: A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking Dijon vu – the same mustard as before Practice safe eating – always use condiments Shotgun wedding – A case of … Continue reading
To start the week… You can say what you want about Florida, but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving north. These are actual ads seen in ”The Villages” Florida newspaper.(Who says seniors don’t have a sense of humor?) FOXY LADY : Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80’s, … Continue reading
To start the week! By today’s standards, none of us were supposed to ever make it. HIGH SCHOOL — 1957 vs 2026 Scenario 1: Jack goes duck hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his … Continue reading
Since taxes are due this week… Ambition in America is still rewarded . . . with high taxes. America is the land of opportunity. Everybody can become a taxpayer. If my business gets much worse, I won’t have to lie … Continue reading
To start the week!!! And a few St. Paddy’s jokes… They took the slow boat… Definition of an Irish husband: He hasn’t kissed his wife for twenty years, but he will kill any man who does. Murphy told Quinn … Continue reading
To start the week… *TWO IRISH WOMEN IN A BAR* *Two women were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while, one looks at the other and says: ‘I can’t help but think, from listening to you, … Continue reading
To start your week… Psychiatrist vs. Bartender Ever since I was a child, I’ve always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So, I went to a shrink and told him: “I’ve got problems. Every time I … Continue reading