A little humor…

To start your week…

1960 Hits Renamed

Some of the artists of the 60’s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers who can remember doing the “Limbo” as if it were yesterday.

They include:

Bobby Darin —
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin’ A Flash

Herman’s Hermits —
Mrs. Brown, You’ve Got a Lovely Walker

Ringo Starr —
I Get By With A Little Help From Depends

The Bee Gees —                                                                                                           How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?

Roberta Flack—
The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face ?

Johnny Nash —
I Can’t See Clearly Now

Paul Simon—
Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver

The Commodores —
Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom

Leo Sayer —
You Make Me Feel Like Napping

The Temptations —
Papa’s Got A Kidney Stone

Abba—
Denture Queen

Tony Orlando —
Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall

Helen Reddy —
I Am Woman; Hear Me Snore

Leslie Gore —
It’s My Procedure, and I’ll Cry If I Want To

And Last, but NOT least:

Willie Nelson —
On the Commode Again


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A little humor… — 2 Comments

  1. I will agree that what you said is tree, but I also believe that President Trump will not allow that to happen. This is not the Biden administration where the Left rules, and pulls the strings of a Demented President that is actually just a Puppet of Barack Obama. . As a voter I still have to consider the alternative. You’re stealing another election in California as just one of so many examples. You are vengeance without a cause. Which opens up counter vengeance. And that option has not happened yet.
    Whatever is going on in California, just remember what Biden did was worse.
    This is yet another example of why I no longer bother with you people, because everything about your Democratic Party is as honest as the election in a Third World nation. In other words NOTHING!. I agree, there are millions of voters who hate Trump
    They always have hated him and always will, you need to wonder why! And the answer is because they know that they can’t beat him, no matter which one of the Imbeciles in that asinine party they put up there, they make Monkey’s out of them because they are Idiots, just like Joe Biden, and Kamala Harris were, and still are!.
    But it’s much different in California, like clockwork. The “Voting Act” goes down while California steals another election.
    Like closing our “Open Borders”. Trump did that by shear force, in the matter of a few weeks, when Biden claimed His Hands Were Tied by Congress.. Which was 100 percent Bull-Shit!
    In the end I feel sorry for the Pitiful TDS crowd. They truly think about Trump 365/24/7 and have no idea that the vast majority of us Americans DO NOT.
    I only think of Biden as a total Democratic Failure! ….He’s just another name to represent the face of the Failed Democratic Bunch of Failures like Hakeem Jeffries, and Cory Booker, Chuck Schumer, and Loud Mouthed dummies like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Jasmine Crockett .

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