Net humor…

I was going to do a rant on the state of the nation… But I figured I don’t have enough BP meds handy, so you get humor… I ‘really’ don’t think this one is very far from the truth… 🙂 … Continue reading

Bumpersnickers…

* WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship. * I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. * Don’t take life too seriously: You’re not getting out alive, anyway. * I got a gun for my wife. Best trade I … Continue reading

Good questions…

-What if my dog only brings back the ball because he thinks I like throwing it? -If poison is past its expiry date, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous? -Which letter is silent in the word … Continue reading

Snerk…

Another one from the Mil email string… Here we go again… Pizza MRE??? I’m SO glad I’m retired and gone… MRE- Meals Rejected by Ethiopians, not for preflight/inflight use, etc… Given the choice, I would default to C-rats or K-rats. … Continue reading

Snerk…

Remember BS bingo??? Now the SJW/SJZ/POS Bingo!!! Showed this to a couple of the folks I work with part time, they were laughing their asses off! 🙂 … Continue reading

Snerk…

From the mil-email net… I don’t write ’em, I just pass ’em along on recycled electrons! For the old Army folks… You might have been ASA if: You “monitor” the ASA-VN-TALK list more than post to it! PT is cancelled … Continue reading

Net Humor…

I was going to do a rant, but what the hell. Others have said it better, and I got these via the mil-email net… And pictures ARE worth a thousand words in some (maybe more than some) ways… Umm… NOT … Continue reading

Net Humor…

Ladies day… 🙂 I haven’t found Mr Right, but I have found Mr Cheap, Mr Sleazy and Mr Wrong Next mood swing: 6 minutes I’m in touch with my inner bitch Don’t stare at me, buy me a drink. It … Continue reading

Sunday Funnies…

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A1.  None.  They screw in a hot tub. A2.  None.  Somebody organizes a workshop on how to deal with darkness in your life. A3.  21, one to change … Continue reading

Sigh…

Can’t find anything positive to post, so you get humor… Not many people know that Land Rovers attempted to market a computer. Why did they stop? They could not find a way to get it to leak oil! A Land … Continue reading