A little humor…

What is it they say, if you can’t say anything good… I was wondering If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage … Continue reading

Are you…

Smarter Than A 70 Year Old? Some of you might actually remember. So have some fun my sharp-witted friends. This is a test for us ‘older kids’! The  answers are below the fold, (after the questions) but don’t cheat! answer … Continue reading

A little humor…

Enjoy from the mouths of babes… What Love means to a 4-8 year old…  group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds , ‘What does love mean?’ ‘When my grandmother got arthritis , … Continue reading

A little humor…

Top 50 Oxymorons: Act naturally Found missing Resident alien Advanced BASIC Genuine imitation Airline Food Good grief Same difference Almost exactly Government organization Sanitary landfill Alone together Legally drunk Silent scream British fashion Living dead Small crowd Business ethics Soft … Continue reading

A little humor…

For the weekend! COSTELLO: I want to talk about the unemployment rate in America. ABBOTT: Good Subject.  Terrible Times.  It’s 5.6%. COSTELLO: That many people are out of work? ABBOTT: No, that’s 23%. COSTELLO: You just said 5.6%. ABBOTT: 5.6% … Continue reading

Humor to start the week…

Confucius say,  Virginity like bubble. One prick – all gone  Bird in the hand is not better than two in the bush  Man who do business in whore house get jerked around  Gypsies got no babies because gypsies have crystal … Continue reading

A little humor…

To start the new year! The staff at a local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town’s most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. … Continue reading

Tis the season…

FROM:    Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO:         All Employees DATE:    December 1, 2023 RE:        Gala Christmas Party I’m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23rd, starting at noon in the private function … Continue reading

Ho, ho, ho…

For versions… HO HO HO! T’was the night before Christmas – Old Santa was pissed He cussed out the elves and threw down his list Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks I have a good mind to scrap the whole … Continue reading

A little humor…

To start the week… Out of the mouthes of babes… She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter, as she’d done many times before. After she applied her lipstick and started … Continue reading