Back by popular demand… okay, 1 email… Bumper snickers!!!! * Horn broken. Watch for finger. * Keep honking…I’m reloading. * Your kid may be an honors student, but you’re still an idiot. * All generalizations are false. * Cover me. … Continue reading
Category Archives: net humor
To start the week… The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, “I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Phil, … Continue reading
Dat dere Cajun version… h/t Rey and merci beaucoup!!! A Cajun 12 Days of Christmas Day 1 Dear Emile, Thanks for da bird in the Pear tree. I fixed it las night with dirty rice an it was delicious. I … Continue reading
To start the week… Why we miss Rodney Dangerfield. He said… My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog … Continue reading
So I give you Ramirez! Go read the folks on the sidebar… … Continue reading
To start the week! There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and asshole’s. 2. The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content. 3. I live in my own little world but it’s … Continue reading
To start the week… This one is from 2013… Twas the month before Christmas When all through our land, Not a Christian was praying Nor taking a stand. See the PC Police had taken away, The reason for Christmas – … Continue reading
To start the week… Christmas Cookie Recipe 1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar 2 cup flour pinch of lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts … Continue reading
To start the week… Starting with the Christmas jokes… Hopefully the LAST time we get this PC Holiday Greeting- “Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration … Continue reading
In the greatest days of the British Empire , a new commanding officer was sent to a jungle outpost to relieve the retiring colonel. After welcoming his replacement and showing all the courtesies (gin and tonic, cucumber sandwiches) that protocol … Continue reading