FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: December 1, 2023 RE: Gala Christmas Party I’m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23rd, starting at noon in the private function … Continue reading
Category Archives: net humor
For versions… HO HO HO! T’was the night before Christmas – Old Santa was pissed He cussed out the elves and threw down his list Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks I have a good mind to scrap the whole … Continue reading
To start the week… Out of the mouthes of babes… She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter, as she’d done many times before. After she applied her lipstick and started … Continue reading
Annndddd…. The first Christmas joke… sigh… Golf on Christmas Day. Four old timers were playing their weekly game of golf, one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an … Continue reading
To start the week! The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. I thought I saw an eye-doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an … Continue reading
An oldie but a goody! “Lexophile” describes those that have a love for words, such as “you can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish”, “To write with a broken pencil is pointless.” An annual competition is held by … Continue reading
To start the week… Quickies- When your gecko is broken, you have a reptile dysfunction I would tell you to go to Hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you every day! I have kleptomania, but … Continue reading
An oldie but a goody!!! 23 ADULT TRUTHS 1 Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize … Continue reading
Another one from the mil Email string… No lies detected… THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW IF YOU MOVE TO THE SOUTH 1. A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road. 2. There are 5,000 … Continue reading
Lots of thunder/lightning, so this will be a quicky… From the mil Email string… 1. When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison. 2. To me, “drink responsibly” means don’t spill it. 3. Age 60 … Continue reading