To start the week… ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 — A lady, about 8 months pregnant, got on a bus and sat down. She then noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. … Continue reading
Category Archives: net humor
To start the week… An oldie but goodie Excerpts from a Dog’s Diary… 8:00 am – Dog food! My favourite thing! 9:30 am – A car ride! My favourite thing! 9:40 am – A walk in the park! My favourite thing! … Continue reading
To start the week… Humor plus common sense. If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. ~Jay Leno~ The problem with political jokes is they get elected. ~Henry Cate, VII~ We hang the petty thieves … Continue reading
To start the week!!! Dear Mom, Our Scoutmaster told us to write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and got worried. We are okay. Only one of our tents and 2 sleeping bags got washed … Continue reading
To start the week! An oldie but a goody… God said, “Adam, I want you to do something for Me.” Adam said, “Gladly Lord, what do You want me to do?” God said, “Go down into that valley.” Adam said, … Continue reading
To start the week. An oldie but a goody!!! A good laugh for people in the over 60 group !!! When I bought my Blackberry, I thought about the 30-year business I ran with 1800 employees, all without a cell … Continue reading
To start the week… Tool daffynitions… SKILL SAW: A portable cutting tool used to make boards too short. BELT SANDER: An electric sanding tool commonly used to convert minor touch-up jobs into major refinishing jobs. WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and … Continue reading
That I think we all need right now… This young woman is no different from the rest of us, both family happiness and heartbreak are familiar to her. She is simply looking for an answer to her questions. How do you maintain … Continue reading
To start your week… If you’re an old fart… Black and White (Under age 60? You won’t understand.) You could hardly see for all the snow, spread the rabbit ears as far as they go. ‘Good Night, David. Good Night, Chet.’ … Continue reading
To start the week… For all those special ladies in our lives! MIRROR, MIRROR ON THE WALL??? A look in the Mirror: Age 3: Looks at herself and sees a Queen! Age 8: Looks at herself and sees herself as … Continue reading