To start the week…

*TWO IRISH WOMEN IN A BAR*

*Two women were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while, one looks at the other and says: ‘I can’t help but think, from listening to you, that you’re from Ireland.’*

*The other woman responds proudly: ‘Yes, I sure am!’*

*The first one says: ‘So am I! And where about in Ireland are ya from?’*

*The other woman answers: ‘I’m from Dublin , I am.’*

*The first one responds: ‘So, am I!! And what street did you live on in Dublin ?’*

*The other woman says: ‘A lovely little area. It was in the west end. I lived on Warbury Street in the old central part of town.’*

*The first one says: ‘Faith, and it’s a small world. So did I! So did I! And what school did ya go to?’*

*The other woman answers: ‘Well now, I went to Holy Heart of Mary, of course..’*

*The first one gets really excited and says: ‘And so did I! Tell me, what year did you graduate?’*

*The other woman answers: ‘Well, now, let’s see. I graduated in 1964.’*

*The first woman exclaims: ‘The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same pub tonight! Can you believe it? I graduated from Holy Heart of Mary in 1964 meself!’*

About this time, Michael walks into the bar, sits down, and orders a beer. Brian, the bartender, walks over to Michael shaking his head and mutters: ‘It’s going to be a long night tonight.’

*Michael asks: ‘Why do you say that, Brian?’*

*Brian answers: ‘The Murphy twins are drunk again.’*