A Little Humor…

An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland, arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars in a single roll of the dice.
 
She said, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude.” with that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, “Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!”
  
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed… “Yes! Yes! I won, I won!” 

She hugged each of the dealers, picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly parted.


The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, “What did she roll?” The other answered, “I don’t know – I thought you were watching.”


MORAL OF THE STORY

Not all Irish are drunks, not all blonds are dumb, ….. but all men… are men!
 
Global Facts About – Sex    At any given moment:

FACT: 79,000,000 people are having sex – right now.
FACT: 58,000,000 are kissing.
FACT: 37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex.
FACT: 1 old person is reading emails.
 
You hang in there, sunshine! 

Comments

A Little Humor… — 15 Comments

  1. Hmmm, naked Irish women. Sorry, lost my train of thought there. I seem to have a weakness for Celtic beauties.

  2. A lot of us have those new fangled iPads which are commonly found on the night stand. Great for relaxing or even looking certain things up in the heat of the moment. 🙂

  3. Figures the day I decide I have time to check in om favorite blogs, I have to be one of the email checkers and not one of the 7900000000000000 or even any of the others? *sigh* maybe next year! Gia checking in!

  4. DB- LOL, for good reasons!

    drjim- Well, maybe two or three (million)

    BP- What can I say 🙂

    LOLA- Um… I got nothing… at least that won’t get me in trouble 🙂

    MC- No comment 🙂

    WSF- 🙂

    Pax- all of 22 right???

    SS- Good comeback 🙂

    Tim- Depends 🙂

    Mrs. C- Ain’t EVEN going there 🙂

    Trail- that works!

    Andy- You’re doing it wrong 🙂

    LL- you and me both…sigh

    Gia- Sorry 🙂