Today, the ACLU announced that they are entering a law suit against God. Teaming with Amnesty International, the ACLU charges that the creation of Hell, by God, is “cruel and unusual punishment.” The reasoning, a spokesperson for the ACLU claims, … Continue reading
Category Archives: net humor
Our Yearly Dementia Test It’s that time of year for us to take our annual dementia test.Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it’s important to keep mentally alert. If you … Continue reading
Pretty good twists on the ‘standard’ definitions… 1. ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonalds 2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tries to do 3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage 4. BURGLARIZE: What a crook … Continue reading
-I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.-When chemists die, they barium.-Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.-How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.-I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned … Continue reading
For all you Catlicks out there… This information is for Catholics only…OK, you Episcopalians, too (the Catholic-like ones). It must not be divulged to non-Catholics. The less they know about our rituals and code words; the better off they are. … Continue reading
A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, “You Can Be THE Man of Your House.” Finding new courage that he never knew he had, he stormed into the kitchen and announced to his wife, “From now on, … Continue reading
These are absolutely hilarious… And you WILL waste a bunch of time going back through their archives… 🙂 Their link is HEREh/t JP … Continue reading
My new yard sign… Nuff said… Actually it’s illegal in most states to FIRE a warning shot anyway… … Continue reading
Winston Churchill loved them! They are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence, or phrase, is surprising or, unexpected. They are frequently humorous. 1. Where there’s a will, I want to be in it. 2. The … Continue reading
Another one from the mil-email… This one is SOOOO true… If you remember when health insurance was optional, you are an old fart. If you are polite to strangers, you are an old fart. If you’ve ever changed a typewriter … Continue reading