Humor for your Monday…


Pretty good twists on the ‘standard’ definitions…

   1.  ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonalds


  2.  AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tries to do


  3.  BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage


  4.  BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with


  5.  CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate 


  6.  COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets


  7.  ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living


  8.  EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist


  9.  HEROES: What a guy in a boat does


10.  LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money

11.  MISTY: How golfers create divots


12.  PARADOX: Two physicians


13.  PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower

14.  PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm


15.  POLARIZE: What penguins see with


16.  PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV

17.  RELIEF: What trees do in the spring


18.  RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife


19.  SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does


20.  SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official


Y’all have a good week, ya hear!!!

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