THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful! Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone … Continue reading
Category Archives: net humor
How to survive Thanksgiving at your liberal relatives…by Joel B. Pollak As a public service to our readers, and as a gesture towards civility in our national discourse, we offer the following how-to-guide for surviving Thanksgiving dinner at the home of … Continue reading
There was this male theoretical PHD, on a cruise ship in the Caribbean for the first time. It was wonderful, the experience of his life. He was being waited on hand an foot. But, it did not last. A Hurricane came up unexpectedly. … Continue reading
A little humor to offset all the BS going on… 🙂1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon tree that will support a 10 pound possum.2. Which of the following cars will rust out the quickest when placed on blocks … Continue reading
Funny, but even funnier if this actually got published… Supposedly from a little old Brit lady to her bank…Dear Sir:I am writing to thank you for bouncing my cheque with which I endeavoured to pay my plumber last month.By my … Continue reading
Note to self- No beans if I get one as a rental… … Continue reading
I’m tired of all the negative stuff, so a funny for your Saturday! While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the Restaurant, and resumed their trip. When leaving, the elderly … Continue reading
Well, I made it home in one piece, but I think my body clock fell out somewhere between Sydney and LA on the way back… Not that I was grumpy at work today or anything… Nah, not me…Sigh…And due to … Continue reading
Just to help y’all with these, a LOT of these have to do with recips NOT with jets… Just sayin…Useful Aviation Terms AIRSPEED – Speed of an airplane. (Deduct 25% when listening to a retired fighter pilot.) BANK – The … Continue reading
Figured I’d put some humor up, maybe brighten up your Monday…Or not… 🙂Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, ‘Lillian, you should have remained a virgin…– Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)I had a rose named … Continue reading