There was this male theoretical PHD, on a cruise ship in the Caribbean for the first time. It was wonderful, the experience of his life. He was being waited on hand an foot. But, it did not last. A Hurricane came up unexpectedly. … Continue reading
Category Archives: net humor
A little humor to offset all the BS going on… 🙂1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon tree that will support a 10 pound possum.2. Which of the following cars will rust out the quickest when placed on blocks … Continue reading
Funny, but even funnier if this actually got published… Supposedly from a little old Brit lady to her bank…Dear Sir:I am writing to thank you for bouncing my cheque with which I endeavoured to pay my plumber last month.By my … Continue reading
Note to self- No beans if I get one as a rental… … Continue reading
I’m tired of all the negative stuff, so a funny for your Saturday! While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the Restaurant, and resumed their trip. When leaving, the elderly … Continue reading
Well, I made it home in one piece, but I think my body clock fell out somewhere between Sydney and LA on the way back… Not that I was grumpy at work today or anything… Nah, not me…Sigh…And due to … Continue reading
Just to help y’all with these, a LOT of these have to do with recips NOT with jets… Just sayin…Useful Aviation Terms AIRSPEED – Speed of an airplane. (Deduct 25% when listening to a retired fighter pilot.) BANK – The … Continue reading
Figured I’d put some humor up, maybe brighten up your Monday…Or not… 🙂Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, ‘Lillian, you should have remained a virgin…– Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)I had a rose named … Continue reading
Compilation from an Aussie with WAY too much time on their hands…Recently, when I went to McDonald’s I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half … Continue reading
A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. “Amazing,” he thought as he … Continue reading