Tis the season…

FROM:    Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO:         All Employees DATE:    December 1, 2023 RE:        Gala Christmas Party I’m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23rd, starting at noon in the private function … Continue reading

Twas the day AFTER Christmas…

Feel for the parents out today hunting more batteries for the kid’s toys… The Day After Christmas Twas the day after Christmas, and all through the house, Every creature was hurtin’ even the mouse. The toys were all broken, their batteries dead; Santa … Continue reading

Twas the day after…

Christmas… I feel for the parents out today hunting more batteries for the kid’s toys… The Day After Christmas Twas the day after Christmas, and all through the house, Every creature was hurtin’ even the mouse. The toys were all broken, their batteries … Continue reading

Christmas party…

THE CHRISTMAS PARTY December 1st TO: ALL EMPLOYEES I’m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23rd at Luigi’s Open Pit Barbecue. There will be lots of spiked eggnog and a small band … Continue reading

Is is Christmas YET???

Twas the Night Before Christmas in Yonkers ‘Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not a creature was stirrin’, Cuz I had a gun unda da pilla.   When up on da roof I heard somethin’ pound, … Continue reading

Santa’s Checkride…

Kick the tires, light the fires, first one in the air is lead, and brief on Guard… er… wrong checklist…Gotta get that checkride in before tonight…Can’t do a ‘regular’ military one… 🙂 … Continue reading

Twas the Night before Christmas…

A few different versions… HO HO HO! T’was the night before Christmas – Old Santa was pissed He cussed out the elves and threw down his list Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks I have a good mind to scrap the whole works I’ve busted my … Continue reading

Santa is a WOMAN???

YMMV on this one…I think Santa Claus is a woman…. I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he’s a she. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have … Continue reading

A little back and forth…

Dear Santa, How are you? How is Mrs. Claus? I hope everyone from the reindeer to the elves are fine.I have been a very good boy this year. I would like an X – Box 360 with Call of Duty … Continue reading

Christmas Humor…

Got a laugh out of this one…Of course the Feds stepped in…Now his sleigh is in forfeiture proceedings, and will come up for auction in the next 180 days….watch for the auction ads! The Administration is trying to figure out … Continue reading