YMMV on this one…I think Santa Claus is a woman…. I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he’s a she. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have … Continue reading
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Dear Santa, How are you? How is Mrs. Claus? I hope everyone from the reindeer to the elves are fine.I have been a very good boy this year. I would like an X – Box 360 with Call of Duty … Continue reading
Got a laugh out of this one…Of course the Feds stepped in…Now his sleigh is in forfeiture proceedings, and will come up for auction in the next 180 days….watch for the auction ads! The Administration is trying to figure out … Continue reading
‘Twas the week after Christmas, and all through the houseNothing would fit me, not even a blouse.The cookies I’d nibbled, the eggnog I’d tasteAt the holiday parties had gone to my waist. When I got on the scales there arose … Continue reading
On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in a consenting adult monogamous relationship gave to me:~ TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming,~ ELEVEN pipers piping (plus the 18-member pit orchestra made … Continue reading