To start the week! An oldie but a goody! Twas the month before Christmas When all through our land, Not a Christian was praying Nor taking a stand. See the PC Police had taken away, The reason for Christmas – … Continue reading
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And yes, the postman ran yesterday… Feel for the parents out hunting more batteries for the kid’s toys… The Day After Christmas Twas the day after Christmas, and all through the house, Every creature was hurtin’ even the mouse. The toys were all … Continue reading
Dat dere Cajun version… h/t Rey and merci beaucoup!!! A Cajun 12 Days of Christmas Day 1 Dear Emile, Thanks for da bird in the Pear tree. I fixed it las night with dirty rice an it was delicious. I … Continue reading
FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: December 1, 2023 RE: Gala Christmas Party I’m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23rd, starting at noon in the private function … Continue reading
Feel for the parents out today hunting more batteries for the kid’s toys… The Day After Christmas Twas the day after Christmas, and all through the house, Every creature was hurtin’ even the mouse. The toys were all broken, their batteries dead; Santa … Continue reading
Christmas… I feel for the parents out today hunting more batteries for the kid’s toys… The Day After Christmas Twas the day after Christmas, and all through the house, Every creature was hurtin’ even the mouse. The toys were all broken, their batteries … Continue reading
THE CHRISTMAS PARTY December 1st TO: ALL EMPLOYEES I’m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23rd at Luigi’s Open Pit Barbecue. There will be lots of spiked eggnog and a small band … Continue reading
Twas the Night Before Christmas in Yonkers ‘Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not a creature was stirrin’, Cuz I had a gun unda da pilla. When up on da roof I heard somethin’ pound, … Continue reading
Kick the tires, light the fires, first one in the air is lead, and brief on Guard… er… wrong checklist…Gotta get that checkride in before tonight…Can’t do a ‘regular’ military one… 🙂 … Continue reading
A few different versions… HO HO HO! T’was the night before Christmas – Old Santa was pissed He cussed out the elves and threw down his list Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks I have a good mind to scrap the whole works I’ve busted my … Continue reading