In the daily battle between you and the world, bet on the world. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun whose caliber doesn’t start with a “4” Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap; life is expensive. Always … Continue reading
Category Archives: humor
These pick up where I left off last year… So the first one is #279 if anybody’s counting… Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice. Aging seems the only available way to live a longer life. … Continue reading
The Department of Defense (DoD) is proud to announce a new fleet of Class 69 destroyers. Having initially named the first two ships USS Daring and USS Dauntless, The Naming Committee has, after intensive pressure from Congress, renamed them USS … Continue reading
Imagine, if you had to do it. Jesse was a chicken plucker. That’s right. He stood on a line in a chicken factory and spent his days pulling the feathers off dead chickens so the rest of us wouldn’t have to. It … Continue reading
I saw this and can’t help but wonder if AD has an in with these guys… Louisiana (of course) 3 stories- Redneck Luxury Duck Blind (on Bayou Self) 1st level hides 4 boats underneath and has room for 2 hunters … Continue reading
This one hits the science nail on the head… And sometimes I get to sit off to the side, watch and laugh… 🙂 Like today… (needless to say I am NOT making any friends!) … Continue reading
I know I’m late, but I was looking for a good clip of him at his best… JP sent this one, and I remember this as a kid. Improv at it’s best!!! And many comedians today owe their styles to … Continue reading
Sigh… I some times ‘wonder’ about some of my ‘friends’…I got asked if I had a Christmas tree! Yeesh…Actually I have TWO Christmas trees… I moved it from the back of the safe to the table and I even dusted … Continue reading
Some old, a couple of new ones, but STILL applicable! 🙂I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. Yep… Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you … Continue reading
Well, Willie’s playing my song again… A little humor until I can touch down. Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There’s no need to remind him every 6 months about it… My sex life is … Continue reading