Just waiting for something like this to show up in the inbox… TO ALL EMPLOYEES [EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY] DRESS CODE -It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying … Continue reading
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You’ve gotta love them, bless their hearts, they try SO hard, and most of them ARE volunteers… The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. The sermon this morning: ‘Jesus Walks on the Water.’ … Continue reading
Anybody see a ‘slight’ problem with this Logo from the new Dept of Innovation? If this isn’t a classic for the Administration, I don’t know what is… And a little ‘humor’ for your Friday afternoon… I OWE MY MOTHER…. 1. … Continue reading
Got this from an engineer buddy who has NOT been having any luck with the ladies…He sent me this after his second divorce, and he said he’s now to the point of just finding a woman he doesn’t like and … Continue reading
Cowboy rules for: Arizona, Texas, Oklahoma, Colorado, New Mexico, Wyoming, Montana, Utah, Nebraska, Idaho, and the rest of the Wild West are as follows: 1. Pull your pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Turn your cap … Continue reading
Well, after the ‘second’ Monday in a row… I need a bit of humor, so I figured I’d share 🙂 1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn’t. 2.. I don’t … Continue reading
1 * Accept the fact that some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the statue! 2 * Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them. 3 * Always read stuff that … Continue reading
I was gonna post about the SOTU, but I got so depressed I changed my mind… (I ‘know’ I’m gonna catch hell for this one… ) WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People– What do you expect … Continue reading
You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, ‘One nation, under God..’ You might be a redneck if: You’ve never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places. You … Continue reading
Well, after 43 years, the Saints are no longer the Ain’ts… 🙂 And now a little humor… The World’s Shortest Books THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE by Barack Obama ________________________________________ OTHER BLACK PEOPLE I’VE MET WHILE … Continue reading