40 Things…

“WE” should have learned by now…1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.2. Don’t worry about what people think, they don’t do it very often.3. Going to church doesn’t make you a … Continue reading

Happy hic.. New Year…

One wonders how many were feeling like this when they woke up this morning…Y’all have a good day, I’m gonna be watching football! 🙂 … Continue reading

Twas the Night before Christmas…

A few different versions… HO HO HO! T’was the night before Christmas – Old Santa was pissed He cussed out the elves and threw down his list Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks I have a good mind to scrap the whole works I’ve busted my … Continue reading

Santa is a WOMAN???

YMMV on this one…I think Santa Claus is a woman…. I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he’s a she. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have … Continue reading

Smart Asses…

From the mil-email net…-Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter the pretty girl said “I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?” “Only one kiss per yard” replied the male clerk … Continue reading

Christmas Humor…

Got a laugh out of this one…Of course the Feds stepped in…Now his sleigh is in forfeiture proceedings, and will come up for auction in the next 180 days….watch for the auction ads! The Administration is trying to figure out … Continue reading

Oops…

                 Wife texts husband on a cold winter’s morning:              “Windows frozen”                   Husband texts back:       “Pour some lukewarm water … Continue reading

Geography…

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful! Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone … Continue reading

Surviving Thanksgiving, with a twist…

How to survive Thanksgiving at your liberal relatives…by Joel B. Pollak  As a public service to our readers, and as a gesture towards civility in our national discourse, we offer the following how-to-guide for surviving Thanksgiving dinner at the home of … Continue reading