To start the week!!! Puns… The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out … Continue reading
Category Archives: net humor
To start your week!!! I never knew one word in the English language that could be a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, preposition: “UP” Be sure to read until the end… You’ll laugh. This two-letter word in English has more meanings … Continue reading
So you get humor… Hugh Hefner became a multi millionaire by staying home in his pajamas. I am not having the same result. Mom said “My child will not eat fish. What can I replace it with?” I replied “A … Continue reading
To start the week… More bad puns… Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. · A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. · I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid. … Continue reading
To start the week! DEAR ABBY ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS TO ANSWER THE FOLLOWING: Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a … Continue reading
If I couldn’t say anything good to not say anything… So you get more humor… If you grew up in Florida… 1. Socks are only for bowling. 2. You never use an umbrella because you know the rain will be over … Continue reading
One Sunday morning, an old cowboy entered a church just before services were to begin. Although the old man and his clothes were spotlessly clean, he wore jeans, a denim shirt and boots that were worn and ragged. In his … Continue reading
To start your week… An Oklahoma Kid’s first Bow and Arrow set!! Don’t know who wrote this, but he has a way with words that makes one visualize being right there beside him. Life as a child growing up on a farm … Continue reading
To start the week… Tongue firmly in cheek, as it were… TEN THINGS WOMEN WILL SIMPLY NEVER UNDERSTAND… Men are a misunderstood lot, which all in all is probably for the best. Women are better off not knowing that we … Continue reading
For Hump Day… A.A.A.D.D.. KNOW THE SYMPTOMS! Thank goodness there’s a name for this disorder. Age-Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I … Continue reading