To start your week! Why Jewish Daughters Need Psychotherapy Jewish Mother: “Hello?” Daughter: “Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight?” Jewish Mother: “You’re going out?” Daughter: “Yes.” Jewish Mother: “With whom?” Daughter: “With a friend.” Jewish Mother: … Continue reading
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To start your week… One to think about… Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur’s youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered … Continue reading
They Walk Among Us! I was at the checkout at Walmart, minding my own business, when the cashier rang up my total: $46.64. I handed her a crisp $50 bill. She looked me dead in the eye, gave me back … Continue reading
Since it’s ‘almost’ spring and golf season… Eighteen holes of match play will teach you more about your foe than 18 years of dealing with him across a desk. ~ Grantland Rice 2. Golf appeals to the idiot in us … Continue reading
The following was found posted very very low on a refrigerator door: Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Placing a paw print in … Continue reading
A little humor to start the week. FOR THOSE WHO DON’T KNOW THE RULES Southerners know their summer weather report: Humidity, Humidity, Humidity Southerners know their vacation spots: The beach The rivuh, The crick Southerners know everybody’s first name: Honey, Darlin’, … Continue reading
If one cannot say anything good, then don’t… So you get more axioms… Golden Rule of Menus. If you can’t pronounce it, you can’t afford it. Thank God it’s Friday – only two more working days this week. When it … Continue reading
Hiring consultants to conduct studies can be an excellent means to turn problems into gold – your problems into their gold. Auditors always reject any expense account with a bottom line divisible by 5 or 10. Is it progress if … Continue reading
For your Monday… How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to ‘put your two cents in’.. But it’s only a ‘penny for your thoughts’? Where’s that … Continue reading
For the week… Laws and their impact(s)… Law of Mechanical Repair – After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee. Law of Gravity – Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll … Continue reading