The old saw…

If you can’t say anything good, don’t say anything… So you get humor! Barb was lying in bed one night. Larry was falling asleep but Barb was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said: “You used to hold … Continue reading

TBT…

An oldie but a goody that came across the transom… And I failed, because the scheduler didn’t schedule… LOL ENGINEER IDENTIFICATION TEST You walk into a room and notice that a picture is hanging crooked.  You… Straighten it. Ignore it. … Continue reading

Conventional ‘wisdom’…

This one came over the transom via the mil-email net… -I read that 4,153,237 people got married last year. Not to cause any trouble, but shouldn’t that be an even number? -I find it ironic that the colours red, white, … Continue reading

It’s almost time…

To hit the golf course… These laws were given to me by an old friend who carried has them around in his golf bag for, judging by the age of the paper (and his golf bag), decades.  True golfers should understand the … Continue reading

Humor…

Tired of the BS in the news, so you get humor… 🙂 The following is not intended to offend fans of tennis, basketball, football, or baseball.  It is, rather, an attempt to put everything in its proper perspective.  Ever wonder … Continue reading

Since the weather sucks…

A little travel ‘humor’ for those who haven’t dealt with roonserbice… TANJOOBERRYMUTTS The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service in a hotel… I may have had a very similar one a time or two, since … Continue reading

Tis the season…

Hopefully everyone has ‘most’ of their shopping done… Made the mistake of going downtown yesterday to send some stuff out, geez, what a madhouse! Traffic, full parking lots, and grumpy people. I got in, did what I needed to, and … Continue reading

Friday Funnies…

FOR THOSE OF US WHO REMEMBER These great questions and answers are from the days when Hollywood Squares’ game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as they are now! Q . Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat? A. … Continue reading

Achmed…

In lieu of yet another rant, how about a ‘new’ Achmed the dead terrorist, with Jeff Dunham? Get it now, before the leftists decide (insert wrong whatever here) isn’t politically correct/racist/something ism/etc… h/t JP … Continue reading

I got nuthin…

So you get humor… Sitting by the window of her convent, Sister Barbara opened a letter from home one evening. Inside the letter was a $100 bill her parents had sent. Sister Barbara smiled at the gesture. As she read the … Continue reading