To start the week… This one is from 2013… Twas the month before Christmas When all through our land, Not a Christian was praying Nor taking a stand. See the PC Police had taken away, The reason for Christmas – … Continue reading
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To start the week… Christmas Cookie Recipe 1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar 2 cup flour pinch of lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts … Continue reading
To start the week… Starting with the Christmas jokes… Hopefully the LAST time we get this PC Holiday Greeting- “Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration … Continue reading
In the greatest days of the British Empire , a new commanding officer was sent to a jungle outpost to relieve the retiring colonel. After welcoming his replacement and showing all the courtesies (gin and tonic, cucumber sandwiches) that protocol … Continue reading
Why ask why??? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to ‘put your two cents in’.. But it’s only a ‘penny for your thoughts’? Where’s that … Continue reading
A little humor to start the week. His Lordship was in the study when the butler approached and coughed discreetly. “May I ask you a question, My Lord?” “Go ahead, Bernard ,” said His Lordship. “I am doing the crossword … Continue reading
I know it’s WAY early, but funny as hell, considering what is going on these days… And this one came over the transom from the mil email net… LOL T’was the Night before Christmas (contract version written by HR) ‘Twas … Continue reading
For us old farts… Lovemaking Tips For Seniors 1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed. 2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle. 3. Set the mood with … Continue reading
To start the week! APHORISM: A SHORT, POINTED SENTENCE THAT EXPRESSES A WISE OR CLEVER OBSERVATION OR A GENERAL TRUTH. 1. The nicest thing about the future is . . . That it always starts tomorrow. 2. Money will buy a … Continue reading
Old folks text shortcuts… ATD – At the Doctor’s BFF – Best Friends Funeral BTW – Bring the Wheelchair BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth CBM – Covered by Medicare CUATSC – See You at the Senior Center DWI – … Continue reading