Enough…

With the Debbie Downer crap… What will be, will be. Ain’t a damn thing we can do about it until next year… So… Southern Ladies Two ladies happened to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the LAX … Continue reading

A little humor…

And a really bad joke… I don’t write ’em (most of the time), I just send them along on recycled electrons… A golfer in Ireland hooks his drive into the woods. Searching for his ball, he finds a little Leprechaun … Continue reading

A little humor…

I’m tired of all the crap in the news, so humor… These are the Cowboy Rules in effect for: Arizona, Texas, Oklahoma, Colorado, New Mexico, Wyoming, Montana, Utah, Idaho and the rest of the Wild West. 1. Pull your pants … Continue reading

How about some humor???

Tired of the usual crap so… You get humor… A man owned a small ranch near San Antonio . The Texas labour Department got a tip that he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an investigator out … Continue reading

A little humor…

Or poking fun at folks that CAN take a joke… From the Hillbilly Book of Manners 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at ’em. 3. YES, it’s considered … Continue reading

Snerk…

It’s amazing what you sometimes find floating around on old hard drives… From 1996… A classic flame… SUBJECT: Re: 30009 — Warning! Don’t download!!! DATE: 14 Mar 1996 00:06:52 GMT ORGANIZATION: Netcom Dear: [x] Clueless Newbie [x] Lamer [  ]  … Continue reading

When insults had class…

These glorious insults are from an era before the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words. A member of Parliament to Disraeli: “Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease.” “That depends, Sir,” said … Continue reading

Truth…

This one came over the transom from the Mil e-mail net… THE LAWS OF LIFE LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee. LAW OF GRAVITY: Any tool, … Continue reading

I got nuttin…

So you get humor… I think this guy escaped from the CDC… Gotta love this Doctor Q: Doctor, I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life.  Is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that’s … Continue reading