A little humor to start the week…

Bumper snickers!!!! * Horn broken. Watch for finger. * Keep honking…I’m reloading. * Your kid may be an honors student, but you’re still an idiot. * All generalizations are false. * Cover me.  I’m changing lanes. * I brake for … Continue reading

Snerk…

This one came over the transom via the milemail net… HORROR MOVIE SURVIVAL -If the house you’re living in tells you to “GO AWAY” do so immediately. -Never take a bath or shower with a maniac/spirit/demon/creature in the house. -When … Continue reading

A little ‘humor’ to start the week…

YOU’RE AN 80’S CHILD IF… -You had a crush on one of the New Kids on the Block members. -You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off. -You wore a banana clip or one of … Continue reading

Paraprosdokians…

A paraprosdokian is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence is unexpected and oft times very humorous. If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they’d eventually find me attractive. I … Continue reading

Unemployment…

With Abbott and Costello… COSTELLO: I want to talk about the unemployment rate in America . ABBOTT: Good Subject. Terrible Times. It’s 5.6%. COSTELLO: That many people are out of work? ABBOTT: No, that’s 23%.  COSTELLO: You just said 5.6%. … Continue reading

A little humor…

Tired of the political mud slinging??? Iam… A little Rodney Dangerfield from back in the day… He’d never be allowed to get away with this today, nor would Don Rickles, or Jackie Mason… But they all made a ‘living’ so … Continue reading

Oopsie…

So there you are, drinking your first PSL (ahem, that’s Pumpkin Spice Latte) of the season. But wait.  What I’m about to tell you could rock your Starbucks-loving world: The coffee drink that makes you feel like you’re eating liquid … Continue reading

Cynical Definitions…

ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATION: Procreation without recreation. BOOKCASE: A piece of furniture used in America to house bowling trophies and Elvis collectibles. BULIMIA: Retched excess. CHIC: Considered smart without the deadening implication of intelligence. CLIQUE: A group of insiders who greet outsiders … Continue reading

Happy Labor Day…

Not working today… Just enjoying life, so humor… TOP 31 THINGS THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR SOUTHERN BOYS SAY: 31. When I retire, I’m movin’ north. 30. Oh I wouldn’t dare; she’s only sixteen…….. 29. I’ll take Shakespeare for $1000, … Continue reading