To start the week… Here is the latest from our newly ordained Pope Francis. Pope Francis recently finished his sermon, ending it with the Latin phrase, “Benedicto Tuti Homini” – Blessed be Mankind. A Women’s Rights Group approached the Pope … Continue reading
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As long as you’re NOT a handyman… Daffinitions SKILSAW: A portable cutting tool used to make boards too short. BELT SANDER: An electric sanding tool commonly used to convert minor touch-up jobs into major refinishing jobs. WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint … Continue reading
Church humor, since it’s Sunday… A pastor wakes up in the morning and finds a dead donkey at the church gate. He wondered how it got there, and was anxious to remove the corpse lest it starts spreading stench at … Continue reading
Some of y’all will see this… NEWS FROM THE YEAR 2059 Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized … Continue reading
These came over the transom from the mil-email string… “To say of what is that it is not, or of what is not that it is, is false; while to say of what is that it is, or of what … Continue reading
I don’t come up with most of them, I just pass them along on recycled electrons… HOW TO START A FIGHT One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift… The next year, I … Continue reading
Nothing good in the news, so you get humor… Unless you own a cat… How to Give a Cat a Pill Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. 1. … Continue reading
THESE ARE PRETTY SMART FELLAS!!! So how can over 873,000 people come off the unemployment rolls when there were only a little over 114,000 jobs created? Below is a transcript of a conversation between two eminent economists discussing this very … Continue reading
Smarter not harder… snerk… A toothpaste factory had a problem. They sometimes shipped empty boxes without the tube inside. This challenged their perceived quality with the buyers and distributors. Understanding how important the relationship with them was, the CEO of … Continue reading
Sigh… Go enjoy the eclipse if you’re in the area, otherwise, enjoy the jokes… Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we … Continue reading