On the shelf, Texas style… And if you’re wondering ‘what’ the elf is doing, it’s ‘assisting’ a cow to deliver. Soooo… To be correct, this would be at 0300, in the freezing rain, in the middle of a muddy pasture… … Continue reading
Category Archives: net humor
Except I’ve been busy writing… So you get humor MURPHY’S OTHER 15 LAWS… Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax … Continue reading
This one came from the mil email string… Government observations… ‘If you don’t read the newspaper you are uninformed; if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.’ -Mark Twain Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member … Continue reading
Or an option??? To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II. In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern … Continue reading
You get humor… Pilots Philosophy… The difference between a duck and a co-pilot? The duck can fly. A check ride ought to be like a skirt. Short enough to be interesting, but long enough to cover everything. Speed is life. … Continue reading
I got nuttin’, so you get humor… And a reminder… 😉 Political Science for Dummies DEMOCRAT You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You push for higher taxes so the government can provide … Continue reading
This one came from the mil email string… Excerpts from a Dog’s Diary…… 8:00 am – Dog food! My favourite thing! 9:30 am – A car ride! My favourite thing! 9:40 am – A walk in the park! My favourite … Continue reading
THE LAWS OF ULTIMATE REALITY & Law of Mechanical Repair After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee. & Law of Gravity Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the … Continue reading
One to remember for Christmas… For those that HATE the Elf on the Shelf BS… And scare the hell out of the kids as an added benefit, if so desired… LOL And gotta love this Pub commercial out of Texas. … Continue reading
If you can’t say anything good, don’t say anything… So you get humor… “Best” headlines of 2007… Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial … Continue reading