Pilots are people who drive airplanes for other people who can’t fly. They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. The FAA Motto: We’re not happy till you’re not happy. Fighter Pilots: Cold, steely eyed, … Continue reading
Category Archives: net humor
Has resigned from being the Covid spirit animal… He drunkenly mumbled something about Karens and their screeching about his mask, and he wasn’t washing his hands enough! … Continue reading
You just CAN’T make stuff like this up… We ARE truly living in the twilight zone… … Continue reading
Seems people are having a bit of problem understanding the ‘new’ rules… So here is the latest list. Basically, you can’t leave the house for any reason, but if you have to, then you can. Masks are useless, but maybe … Continue reading
Quarantine Diary: Day 1 – I Can Do This!! Got enough food and wine to last a month! Day 2 – Opening my 8th bottle of Wine. I fear wine supplies might not last! Day 3 – Strawberries: Some have … Continue reading
You know if you keep a glass of wine in each hand you can’t accidentaly touch your face. This cleaning with alcohol is total b.s. NOTHING gets done after that first bottle. Kinda starting to understand why pets try to … Continue reading
This one came over the Mil email net… Equal opportunity offender humor. Guaranteed to piss ‘somebody’ off… But at least it will get them off worrying about Wuhan Flu! How many Californians does it take to screw in a light … Continue reading
Maybe??? Oil Change instructions for Women : 1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change. 2) Drink a cup of coffee. 3) 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly … Continue reading
And computers… Oops… h/t Stretch … Continue reading
From a friend in the ‘business’ Down Under… Having done a ‘little’ IT work over the years, I can attest to some of these. GETTING THE MOST FROM YOUR I.T. DEPARTMENT -When you call us to have your computer moved, … Continue reading