From Concellation Security- I found a few more that Cedar didn’t find that I had put up before the wokies took over and kicked us to the curb… Message from Con Security: Would whomever brought the green dragon come get … Continue reading
Category Archives: net humor
Smarter Than A 70 Year Old? After the Lone Ranger saved the day and rode off into the sunset, the grateful citizens would ask, Who was that masked man? Invariably, someone would answer, I don’t know, but he left this behind. … Continue reading
Humorous to put it mildly… A MESSAGE FROM THE QUEEN To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II, In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for President … Continue reading
Gah, sorry the scheduler had the hiccups this morning… Puns- Love ’em or hate ’em, they’re STILL funny… Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine . A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of … Continue reading
OLD AIN’T WHAT IT USED TO BE Don’t be worried about your smartphone or TV spying on you. Your vacuum cleaner has been collecting dirt on you for years. If you can’t think of a word, simply say, “I forgot the English word for … Continue reading
All Puns Intended 1. Two antennas met on a roof … fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much … but the reception was excellent. 2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says … “I’ll … Continue reading
UP This two-letter word in English has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that word is ‘UP.’ It is listed in the dictionary as an [adv.], [prep.], [adj.], [n] or [v]. It’s easy to understand UP, meaning toward … Continue reading
To start the week! Aviator “wisdom” Definitions: Pilots: People who drive airplanes. Naval Aviators: Cold, steely eyed, weapons systems managers who kill bad people and break things. However, they can also be very charming and personable. The average Naval Aviator, despite sometimes having … Continue reading
Is not a language for the weak minded… We’ll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes, But the plural of ox becomes oxen, not oxes. One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese, Yet the plural … Continue reading
To start your week! Parents have learned: 1. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes. 2. A 3-year-old is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. 3. If you spray hairspray on dust bunnies and run over them with … Continue reading