Lots of thunder/lightning, so this will be a quicky… From the mil Email string… 1. When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison. 2. To me, “drink responsibly” means don’t spill it. 3. Age 60 … Continue reading
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This one came over the transom from the Mil email string… Banking at the ATM MALE PROCEDURE: Drive up to the cash machine. 2. Put down your car window. 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN. 4. Enter amount … Continue reading
Astrology to start your week… ASTROLOGY FOR SOUTHERNERS WHAT’S Y’ALL’S SIGN? Okra Dec 22 – Jan 20 Although you appear crude, you are actually very slick on the inside. Okra have tremendous influence. An older Okra can look back over … Continue reading
If you grew up in the sixties and seventies… You ‘might’ have indulged, maybe… And sworn to NEVER EVER do that again… (Not that ‘I’ know anything about that.) … Continue reading
From Concellation Security- I found a few more that Cedar didn’t find that I had put up before the wokies took over and kicked us to the curb… Message from Con Security: Would whomever brought the green dragon come get … Continue reading
Smarter Than A 70 Year Old? After the Lone Ranger saved the day and rode off into the sunset, the grateful citizens would ask, Who was that masked man? Invariably, someone would answer, I don’t know, but he left this behind. … Continue reading
Humorous to put it mildly… A MESSAGE FROM THE QUEEN To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II, In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for President … Continue reading
Gah, sorry the scheduler had the hiccups this morning… Puns- Love ’em or hate ’em, they’re STILL funny… Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine . A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of … Continue reading
OLD AIN’T WHAT IT USED TO BE Don’t be worried about your smartphone or TV spying on you. Your vacuum cleaner has been collecting dirt on you for years. If you can’t think of a word, simply say, “I forgot the English word for … Continue reading
All Puns Intended 1. Two antennas met on a roof … fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much … but the reception was excellent. 2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says … “I’ll … Continue reading