Are you…

Smarter Than A 70 Year Old?

  1. After the Lone Ranger saved the day and rode off into the sunset, the grateful  citizens would ask, Who was that masked man? Invariably, someone would answer, I don’t know, but he left this behind. What did he leave  behind?________________.
  2. When the Beatles first came to the U.S. In  early 1964, we all watched them on The ____ ___________ Show.
  3. ‘Get your kicks, __ _________ _______.’
  4. ‘The story you are about to see is  true. The names have been changed to        ___________________.’
  5. ‘In the  jungle, the mighty jungle, ________________.’
  6. After the Twist, The  Mashed Potato, and the Watusi, we ‘danced’ under a stick        that was lowered as low  as we could go in a dance called the        ‘_____________.’
  7. Nestle’s makes  the very best . .. . . _______________.’
  8. Satchmo was  America’s  ‘Ambassador of Goodwill.’ Our parents shared this great jazz trumpet player with  us. His name was _________________.
  9. What takes a licking and keeps on  ticking? _______________.
  10. Red Skeleton’s hobo character was named  __________________ and Red always ended his television show by saying, ‘Good  Night, and  ‘________ ________… ‘
  11. Some Americans who protested the Vietnam War did so by burning their______________.
  12. The cute little car with the engine in the back and the trunk in the front was called the VW.  What other names did it go by? ____________        &_______________.
  13. In 1971, singer Don MacLean sang a song about, ‘the day the music died.’ This was a  tribute to ___________________.
  14. We can remember the first satellite  placed into orbit. The Russians did it. It was called  ___________________.
  15. One of the big fads of the late 50’s and 60’s  was a large plastic ring that we twirled around our waist. It was called the  __________         ______________.
  16. Remember LS/MFT _____ _____/_____ _____ _____?
  17. Hey Kids! What time is it? It’s _____ ______ _____!
  18. Who knows what secrets lie in the hearts of men? The _____ Knows!
  19. There was a song that came out in the 60’s that was “a grave yard smash”.  Its  name was the ______ ______!
  20. Alka Seltzer used a “boy with a tablet on his head” as its Logo/Representative. What was the boy’s name? ________

 

Answers below the fold…

ANSWERS:

  1. The Lone Ranger left behind a silver bullet.
  2. The Ed Sullivan Show
  3. On Route 66
  4. To protect the innocent.
  5. The Lion Sleeps Tonight
  6. The limbo
  7. Chocolate
  8. Louis Armstrong
  9. The Timex watch
  10. Freddy, The Freeloader and ‘Good Night and God Bless.’
  11. Draft cards (Bras  were also burned. Not flags, as some have guessed)
  12. Beetle or Bug
  13. Buddy Holly
  14. Sputnik
  15. Hoola-hoop
  16. Lucky Strike/Means Fine  Tobacco
  17. Howdy Doody Time
  18. Shadow
  19. Monster Mash
  20. Speedy

Comments

Are you… — 45 Comments

  1. Got all of them but #20. I don’t recall ever seeing those ads. I’m from the “Plop, plop, fizz, fizz. Oh, what a relief it is!” generation.

    Other trivia:

    “It’s not nice to fool, …” Who? What was the product?
    “You’re soaking in it.” Who said it, what was it?
    “Please, don’t squeeze the …” Who said it, what was it?
    “Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.” What was it?
    “Sorry, Charlie.” What was the product?
    Morris was the spokescat for what brand?

  2. Well, I AM 70, and all of these are familiar from actual use/viewing, except for 18. I did know the answer, but that was from throwback references. “The Shadow” radio program ended in 1954, when I was only 1 year old. I have, however, enjoyed the episodes found at Internet Archive at https://archive.org/details/the-shadow-radio-show-1937-1954-old-time-radio-all-available-episodes.
    It seems to me I saw the 1994 movie, but without strong images.
    This morning, I’m going to eat the cereal that gives me “GO POWER!”

  3. Got ’em all though I did say bra instead of draft card on #11.

  4. It’s amazing how strongly some of this stuff hangs on in our memories, when I regularly can’t find the thing I just had in my hands a minute ago and laid down somewhere for some reason and now it’s hiding, on purpose, just to annoy me.

    Later that same day, yelled from the kitchen, “Honey, why are your car keys on top of the margarine container in the fridge?”

  5. Well, I’m not 70, but it’s proof some stuff endures through the ages.

    I got 14 of the questions completely right. I got ‘partials’ on #4 and #12 (I wrote ‘to protect the innocent and the guilty’ on #4, and I blanked on ‘bug’ for #12. I got Beetle though).

    I blanked on #8, #10, #16, and #20. Didn’t know what those were at ALL.

    Pretty good showing for a guy who’s not from that generation. 😉

  6. “Winston tastes good LIKE a cigarette should.”
    Who remembers all the grammarians of the day arguing whether they should have used “AS?”

  7. I turned 70 in May. Got ’em all. Here’s a few more–

    Watching NBC News with your hosts ‘_____________’ and ‘___________’.

    “____________________, a San Francisco Treat”.

    • Chet Huntley and David Brinkley. Good night, Chet. Good night, David.
      Rice-a-Roni!

  8. I can’t remember Red Skelton’s Hobo character’s name!!
    Dammit! Was always a huge fan of his too. Now it’s bugging the hell out of me and I don’t want to go look it up cause I should know this!!
    All of the rest I remembered.

  9. Some odd ball commercials that came to mind because they were either annoying or funny so you couldn’t forget ’em.
    Larkey Filters! (Yelled in Auctioneer’s voice).
    Silly Millimeter Longer.
    Prince Spaghetti Day.
    Wilkins Coffee
    Fugazi Cadillac (I may be spelling Fugazi wrong – this was a regional to NYC area but I mention it because a band later did quite well with the Fugazi name).
    Imperial Margarine (remember the crown?)
    Parkay (annoying!)
    What has 9 lives?
    Always trust you car to the man who wears the star!
    Let Hertz put you in the driving Seat.
    We’re number two, we try harder.
    So I tried it, thought I was gonna die.
    99 44/100ths percent pure! (I know the story behind that number).
    Kids, I want you to find those little squares of green paper your parents have, put them in an envelope, and mail them to me… (I saw that one, live! Ohhhh man that was funny).
    Mr. Greenjeans.
    I could keep spitting these out all day…

  10. Didn’t get Red Skelton answers.

    And 13? Also Ricky Valens and The Big Bopper.

    Didn’t smoke, don’t smoke, so didn’t get the Lucky Strike reference.

    Pretty good for a 60 year old, eh?

  11. I don’t smoke, and never have smoked, but my dad smoked Luckies nearly all his life. So that one is indelibly written on my memory.

    When I was a child, 8 to 10 years old, he would sometimes send me to the corner store for a pack of cigarettes. Try that today.

  12. I missed number 10 because I got Red Skelton’s characters Freddy the Freeloader and Clem Kadiddlehopper mixed up. Clem Kadiddlehopper was his “hayseed” character.

  13. Well, I knew most of them. Not too shabby for a child of the 80s.

  14. Missed Freddy and the alka seltzer kid’s name.
    OT: I found out in 1974 that the land of Oz was in color.

    • It seems odd today, but it took until 1972 for color TV’s to outsell Black & White sets.

  15. There wad the guy who wasn’t on the flight for question 13. He crawled into the bottle, and came out into country. Few years after Maclean, he had a hit theme song for a TV series, “The Dukes of Hazard.” Waylon Jennings.

  16. 72 here, got ’em all except for a senior moment on “beetle.”

    Roy, yes I also was sent at that age to pick up a carton of Winstons for dad while he was working in the yard.

    In your heat you know he’s right. -Barry Goldwater.

    Odd that we banned cigarette commercials because they might temp kids to smoke, but not beer, wine, or sprits commercials.

    • Kids didn’t need ads to want to try booze. Also, few kids got addicted to booze – in my opinion, never anyone that wasn’t always bound to run his or her life off the rails one way or another – but most of the kids that tried cigarettes more than a few times wound up with a lifelong, almost unbreakable addiction.

  17. If you grew up hi n California, you daw a commercial with Cal Worthington and his dog “Spot”. What was Spot?

  18. Much like the other commenters, I am 70 and got the majority of them.

  19. All- Glad you enjoyed them! SPQR- Spot was NEVER a dog… Elephant, bear, lion, etc… but never a dog… LOL

  20. Whiffed on 10, 16 and 20.

    I went with “bras” instead of “draft cards” for number 11.

    I went with “Beetle” and “Type I” for number 12.

    I consider that a win for only being half the age of your target audience 🙂

  21. Missed on #10. Got the rest, or at least partially so. From listening to old time radio, the LS/MFT was easy (“Be Happy! Go Lucky! as well…). A bit more recent (??) I recall hearing, out of context, a decided non-smoker say “…and they are mild.” many a time. That I had to go look up. Pall Mall commercial. That was a bit of a surprise.

  22. I couldn’t remember Freddie Freeloader, either. That was a fun quiz.
    And the commercials were short. Carnation Condensed milk?
    I really liked the Alka Seltzer commercial of the stomach in the doctor’s office complaining about how the mother in law’s cooking hurts, the stool squeaks every time he moves..

  23. I almost feel like I should write one of these about the 80’s 🙂

    • So why can’t I remember why I went to the other room a few minutes ago and had to turn around to come back here? Still don’t know.

      • Long term memory and short memory are different. Also, some things you heard over and over and over and… so there was some significant reinforcement.

  24. Well I missed #10 – thought of Clem Kiddelhopper (sp?) and had no clue on the lucky strike one so I guess my memory is still generally intact? Now where did I set my coffee cup ?

  25. OldNFO got it. Spot was never a dog. Often a tiger but also other animals were used.

  26. I’m “only” 58, but I got all but numbers 7, 10, 16, and 20–and I got half the answer on a couple of those!

  27. I turn 70 in November, and my family didn’t have a TV until I was 11. But I remember the Beetles on Ed Sullivan (and Ed keeping a stone face trying to hide how he hated that music – but what mattered to him was how well the audience liked it), and Red Skelton signing off with “Good Night, and God Bless” – and it was clear that he sincerely meant it.

    I missed 4 questions. #16 and 20 were things I never gave any attention, and I had a senior moment with two that I really should have got: #8 and 9. I listen to old-time jazz, but drew a blank on Satchmo’s name, and I’ve worn out several Timex watches, and a few Timex alarm clocks.