Annndddd…. The first Christmas joke… sigh… Golf on Christmas Day. Four old timers were playing their weekly game of golf, one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an … Continue reading
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To start the week! The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. I thought I saw an eye-doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an … Continue reading
An oldie but a goody! “Lexophile” describes those that have a love for words, such as “you can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish”, “To write with a broken pencil is pointless.” An annual competition is held by … Continue reading
To start the week… Quickies- When your gecko is broken, you have a reptile dysfunction I would tell you to go to Hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you every day! I have kleptomania, but … Continue reading
An oldie but a goody!!! 23 ADULT TRUTHS 1 Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize … Continue reading
Another one from the mil Email string… No lies detected… THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW IF YOU MOVE TO THE SOUTH 1. A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road. 2. There are 5,000 … Continue reading
Lots of thunder/lightning, so this will be a quicky… From the mil Email string… 1. When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison. 2. To me, “drink responsibly” means don’t spill it. 3. Age 60 … Continue reading
This one came over the transom from the Mil email string… Banking at the ATM MALE PROCEDURE: Drive up to the cash machine. 2. Put down your car window. 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN. 4. Enter amount … Continue reading
Astrology to start your week… ASTROLOGY FOR SOUTHERNERS WHAT’S Y’ALL’S SIGN? Okra Dec 22 – Jan 20 Although you appear crude, you are actually very slick on the inside. Okra have tremendous influence. An older Okra can look back over … Continue reading
If you grew up in the sixties and seventies… You ‘might’ have indulged, maybe… And sworn to NEVER EVER do that again… (Not that ‘I’ know anything about that.) … Continue reading