Confucius say,
- Virginity like bubble. One prick – all gone
- Bird in the hand is not better than two in the bush
- Man who do business in whore house get jerked around
- Gypsies got no babies because gypsies have crystal balls
- Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
- War not determine who right. War determine who left
- Woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
- Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
- It take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it
- Man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants
- If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
- Passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly
- Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long
- Woman who go camping must beware of evil intent
- Squirrel who runs up woman’s leg not find nuts
- Man who run before bus get tired
- Man who run behind bus get exhausted
- Man who make love on side of hill not on level
- Sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
- Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck
- Man who stand on toilet high on pot
- Man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
- man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
- man who sleep in bed of nails is holy
- do not drink and park, accidents cause people
- Man who put pea in soup very unclean
- Man who run through airport turnstile sideways going to bangkok
- Boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
- Man who fishes in another woman’s well, often catches crab
- To meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
- Squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
- Butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
- Electrician get much angry when find shorts in wife’s bedroom¦
- Man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
- Man with big mouth beware of foot
- Man who fart in church, sit in own pew
- Woman who fly upside down have crack up
- Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
- Man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic
- House without bathroom is uncanny
- Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
- Man who sits on stool smells like shit
- Man who throws dirt is losing ground
- Woman who go to man’s apartment for snack, get titbit
- Man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
- Man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
- Man who kisses girl’s behind, get crack in face
- Girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town
- Man who buy drowned cat, get wet pussy
- Man trapped in pantry, have ass in jam
- Girl who sit on jockey’s lap get hot tip
- Girl who sit on judge’s lap get honorable discharge
- Waitress who sit on leper’s lap, keep tip
- Man who snort coke, get bubbles up nose
- Cow with no legs, ground beef
- Two wrongs not make right, but two rights make u-turn
Hey Old NFO;
Those are actually pretty good…I’m shocked, Shocked I tell you.
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I’ve never read these before and they are very funny. Thank you for posting them.
57. Any one pee on floor, true warriors poop on ceiling.
Baby conceived in backseat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be shiftless bastard.
Fresh humor. Love it and stealing it.
Bob- Snort…
jrg- Thanks!
Jim- LOL, that one I haven’t ever seen!
Jim- ROTF
CP- Feel free!
No, no .. two rights make AIRPRANE!
The pun is the lowest form of humor! (It is the foundation upon which all the rest stands!)
PK- Hush…
MD- True! 😉